The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Game of the Year Edition (2009)

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Game of the Year Edition (2009)

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Save Tamriel by using your Vagoo
By 𝔽aɳɱaℝ
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It's real simple
Step 1: Make a female character. This is important.
Step 2: The moment the emperor whispers "seen you in my dreams" you hump the living daylight out of him and become pregnant.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: You just prevented the Dragonfires from burning out and the saved the empire from collapse.

"But Emperor had guards they wouldn't let that happen, besides he would've croaked before your baby would've been born."

Ok, point taken ya nerd. But what's Martin's excuse for not humping a few ladies up in Cloud Ruler to prevent a whole lot of death? "Oh but Martin might be gay" Who gives a hoot it's to keep the spell active that's LITERALLY KEEPING HELL AT BAY.

So get yourself that vagoo and win at life.

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138 Comments
Terashi 15 May @ 3:39am 
You'd think the magical arts would have advanced to the point where you could just make clones of yourself in case of death. I guess the various guilds are too busy crying about each other to get any real work done.
Uplink 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:22pm 
Based
Beeno 14 Oct, 2023 @ 4:52am 
true...
novimatrem.uk/leaving-here 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:03am 
Thank you, worked well for me
NicaTane 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am 
Cringy.
リュウ 31 May, 2022 @ 12:45pm 
This is why I think weebs should never have access to video games
TEHEPICDUK4 8 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42am 
I play argonian and the emperor isn't a scaly. please help
ChickenChucker96 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:30am 
Isn't Uriel septim like 40 eons old? the coom would be dust
BIG TIDDY 7 Jun, 2021 @ 2:30pm 
I played as a boy and I still was able to get this ending
GP 4 Apr, 2021 @ 3:16am 
Another way of going about this is choose Dunmer and screw Uriel right after he's assassinated