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Alcohol

Alcohol is an amazing thing, isn't it? You can drink away and all of your problems feel like they go away. But as we get older our taste buds change and we appreciate the good and smooth taste a Scotch would have as to compared to your Youthful young days as an adult.

Sometimes people ask me, why do I drink so much don't you know it is bad for you? I simply tell them to look, buddy, if you were as sad like a clown finding out his transaction from that kids birthday party he didn't want to go to was cancelled and that clown was relying on that money for his weekly meals you too would be wanting to drink your life away.


How to start to become an alcoholic
Firstly if you want to start drinking alcohol all you need to be is 18 years of age In Australia . In other countries, the age requirement to buy alcohol will be different, for example, America the legal age to buy alcohol and any form of items which an adult would need to be there to buy it would be 21 years of age.

Of course in your young days as teenagers sometimes they would be a b*tch and drink ciders or energy like vodka mixes, which can be ok at first but once you start drinking Scotches and Whiskeys... that stuff is like children play. If you cannot drink a scotch dry on your first go, fear not just put a shots worth of scotch for your starter with a nice cold and refreshing ice cube then pour some coke or any other drink that would compliment the scotch.

Later on, once you start to drink more frequently like every day you will start to acquire a better taste for scotch, even if you still can't drink it dry it is okay my friend. There is no rush when it comes into the work of becoming an alcoholic.



As a warning for you people who may not be a heavyweight drinker, if you have a bad past with spirits such as vodka and tend to feel the urge to vomit after going back to ciders will be a surprise for you and your tastebuds.
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Luse 12 Jan, 2020 @ 10:12pm 
:cozybethesda:
Less 28 Nov, 2019 @ 2:08pm 
but why though