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How to actually ragequit
By Jimmy Hoffa
When ever you die or lose stuff in a online video game, you have to realize its not your fault. Its never your fault, because if it wasnt because of. 1 of these 5 stupid reasons you would have survived.

1. Lag (classic but always a good 1 to tell your teammates)
2. You friend baited you (not as common, but widely used in fps shooters. Your friend baits you "the best player" to get killed, so he can get an easy kill on the enemy)
3. Your freinds fault ( Your friend didnt hold his position or angle. Was afk 200 meters away, or wasnt joined in yet. Very easy way to get your anger out highly recomended)
4. Game is bad (The game has issues, and is straight up broken, and you are not even trying)
5. Just blame the person with bad english ( Start arguing and blaming the person in your group with bad english, since english isnt his first language he want have the vocabulary to defend himself, and will sound really stupid)

Easy ways to quit
1. alt+f4
2. Smash monitor
3. Pee on inside your computer
4. Fry your own router
5. ctr+alt+del


Please die
   
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43 Comments
Gamerthere|TD 11 Jul, 2021 @ 10:01am 
whts cntr alt del do
Cosmic 17 Jul, 2020 @ 6:40pm 
then you may wanna quit the real game
Meowmeow 10 Nov, 2019 @ 6:01pm 
Just in case you decide to pee inside a computer, make sure it's turned off, you don't want a fried peepee.
Bart 10 Nov, 2019 @ 10:59am 
ok but friends bating you is a justifiable reason
_Ian_ 26 Aug, 2018 @ 6:46pm 
You are actually number five. You have good engrish.
5. Just blame the person with bad english ( Start arguing and blaming the person in your group with bad english, since english isnt his first language he want have the vocabulary to defend himself, and will sound really stupid)
Mockroach 26 Aug, 2018 @ 3:44am 
Legit maddest guide XD
BounceyJay 25 Aug, 2018 @ 10:33pm 
You forgot , contracted AIDS
phrkszn 25 Aug, 2018 @ 2:30pm 
i learn everyday ctr+alt+del
PaulWalked1 25 Aug, 2018 @ 4:52am 
thx to learn me that it helpd me very much
Herte 19 Aug, 2018 @ 11:28am 
fucking legend