Okay, first thing you do when you start Rainbow Six Siege, is check out Eli's sweet ass...

Okie, now that you're reading this, I've guessing its taken you a few hours to get this far because you have now just discovered /Rule34_eli on reddit, you sick bastard!

Okay, assuming you bought R6 for the content and not the booty, you should by this point have seen the "Multiplayer" tab, yeah, this is a game and not fan service. You have loaded into a game and someone has insta locked the only operator you own because you're an idiot and bought the staters pack (I was thinking the same thing about 2 months ago when I bought the starters edition as well), so you're forced into picking recruit. You spawn off and you're instantly killed by an asian dude on your team whos shouting some ♥♥♥♥ at you, so you leave the game and find another one. Okie, you join a lobby, everyone seems cool, you spawn as recruit and no one kills you. You put one reinforcement up and go hide yo petite kiddo ass in the corner. You see an enemy run infront of you and he doesn't see you, so you pull out your gun and unload an entire clip into his head, he is dealt 5 dmg, he turns around and looks at you, you unload another clip into his head, only dealing 10 dmg, he then slides his thicc 12 inch knife smoothly down your sweating recruit chest and kills you instantly. In an utter rage, you ALT+F4 and leave the game, going back to jerking Lord Gaben off for some good CSGO skins and never return.

So eventually after playing CSGO for 100 hours, you finally come back to R6, and you're prepared! You pay $50 and unlock some cool operators you saw in a sick asf ace on facebook. You play a round, get 2 kills and die. You're not mad, you say GG and sick back, relaxed, happy that you're playing better. You watch your team win, your first win in the game. You smile. After a few more games, some losses and wins, few kills and deaths, you completely forget about CSGO. You change your name to something stupid like "Mr12InchRichard" and have some fun. You're at lvl 30, you think you're ready for ranked. You get a drink, something to eat, and kiss your family good bye. You go into your room, sick down, lock the door, and queue. you join a game, play good, get a few kills and a 4 kdr. Eventually, you come out victorious.

After playing countless hours on R6, all you can think off is your next game. You only talk about it in public and your friends ignore you, you reject your girlfriend because she's not Ela and isn't good enough. You get to a point in life where the only person who you need is Ela, shes your life. You invest into an Ela body pillow, and pay some site $150 to get your steam account to level 100, you make your account weeb trash to show your devotion to 2D girls.

After contemplating life, you make a guide to R6 but secretly asking for help and telling people that R6 will consume your life and everything you own.