"Wherever else you've watched this game they've been doing it wrong. This is Jurassic World Evolution predator gameplay and I'm here to spend 15 minutes faffing around before realising I should read the description of things at least once. Our mission today starts in a chopper, flying into the jungle... HOLD ON A MINUTE, I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA!

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