Left 4 Dead

Left 4 Dead

211 ratings
How to play as the man who hates everything
By medium_rifle
HOW TO PLAY AS DUDE WHO HATES EVERYTHING OR FRANCIS
3
5
5
2
2
   
Award
Favorite
Favorited
Unfavorite
Acting
so first you need to hate everything, including your clothes.YOU ALSO need to boss people around and tell them how to kill a witch that is angry.
You can NOT let other people boss you around. Or shoot you.

weaponry and supplies
for weaponry you need to use only machine guns and pump shotguns.
For supplies you need to hog all adrenaline shots so you can hate everything. Don't take too many, though.
what to do with your team
If you are host of a server or you are in singleplayer you need to open console and kick everyone because Francis believes he can do anything.
Also if you dont kick anyone you need to stay behind the group looking in every nook and cranny for adrenaline, you even have to look inside zombies.
If there are not any behind you, you need to go ahead to hog all the adrenaline ahead so that nobody steals it.
Again, dont take too much adrenaline or else:
What to say
"i hate helicopters"
"i hate tanks"
"i hate life"
"i hate zombies"
"i hate me"
"i hate smokers"
"i hate witches"
"i hate hunters"
"i hate guns"
"i hate cars'
"i hate trucks"
"i hate louis"
"i hate zoey"
"i hate bill"
''i hate francis"
''i hate pills"
'i hate shotguns"
"i hate first aid kits"
"i hate water"
"i hate trees"
"i hate houses"
"i hate adrenaline"
"i hate food"
"i hate pipe bombs"
"i hate puke"
"i hate boomers"
"i hate molotovs"
"i hate defillibrators"
"i hate incinderary ammo"
"i hate explosive ammo"
"i hate tv"
"i hate spitters"
"i hate chargers"
"i hate boometes"
"i hate jockeys"
"i hate scientists"
"i hate people"
''i hate animals"
''i hate eyes"
'i hate legs"
"i hate arms"
"i hate pistols"
"i hate revolvers"
"i hate shotguns"
"i hate rifles"
"i hate sub-machine guns"
"i hate this guide"
"i hate 2020"
"i hate the cough cough virus"

81 Comments
Scari 7 Jun @ 7:08am 
Y'know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.
^4~(WTF)~^0Master^4Bleed 14 May @ 3:33pm 
so true thogh
nodroG nameerF 8 Mar @ 8:22am 
"i hate legs" probably L4D2 survivors
󠀡󠀡᠌ ⁧ nightingale 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:58pm 
francis does not hate his clothes, he does not hate his vest
Epicname303 24 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00pm 
i hate bobux scamers
Epicname303 24 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00pm 
best tutorial ever

btw now i hate everything now
Stefano 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:54pm 
i hate everything
Silv 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21pm 
i hate legs
Emu Otori 13 May, 2022 @ 4:52am 
i hate n
RainbowMaster2000 20 Apr, 2022 @ 11:58pm 
I hate a lack of balls