DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

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How to become fatty
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A complex and in depth guide on how to become fatty
   
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Step 1: Understanding the Fatty on a deep lore driven level
In order to complete the first step you must understand what a fatty is.



A fatty is the most feared being in all existence. If you were to come across a fatty then you know your time in this world is done. The enemy of the glorious fatty is the disgusting beanpoles who scatter around like insects running from the all mighty fatty.

A simple yet godlike being those fatties
Step 2: Becoming the fatty
To become a fatty you must simply make your physique large lower body and all of a sudden you are a fatty.



Dont forget to make your name fatty as well for the extra lore immersion!
Step 3: Git Gud
The most important part of any fatties balanced diet is being good at the game which means taking damage or even having something think about killing you is a major red flag. As a fatty you are an untouchable god and you can't be touched by filthy casuals like the rest.
Step 4: Never use dex
I don't have to explain this one
Final step: Embrace your fat
You are a fatty
There are none who can stop a fatty
You are superior to beanpoles
You are a god
You are above gods
You are fat
You are a fatty
Extra step/Warning
BE WARY of beanpoles who may swarm around you unexpected. They will warn each other by leaving messages that YOU a fatty is on your way to destroy casual scum. This is what it should look like



YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
13 Yorum
Rozz Synthclair 24 Şub 2023 @ 7:44 
cool game where do i purchase it
Bleux Sizable 22 Haz 2020 @ 2:25 
Thanks man
potato.exe 17 Haz 2020 @ 2:38 
vv levels dex vv
Pheerless 13 Haz 2020 @ 13:00 
Stat allocation would be helpful.
So would starting class.
Equipment? Weapon? Rings?
Never use Dex? Even fatties can be nimble (see William "The Refrigerator" Perry)

Nothing complex about this guide, nor is it in depth.

5/5 stars
Knightmare 16 Nis 2020 @ 21:06 
yuh YeET
Certamen 3 Nis 2020 @ 12:20 
Instructions not clear; I became an anorexic hollow crackhead
the figbar 2 Nis 2020 @ 21:45 
wow so funny haha haha dying laughing rn xd
ActualEvanator (on hiatus) 29 Mar 2020 @ 9:51 
extra thicc
Local Skooma  [yaratıcı] 28 Mar 2020 @ 22:29 
Didn't catch that
ActualEvanator (on hiatus) 26 Mar 2020 @ 19:39 
*extra