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How to become fatty

Door Local Skooma

A complex and in depth guide on how to become fatty

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Categorie: Personages, Gameplaybasics, Buit, Multiplayer, Geheimen, Verhaal en achtergrond, Rondleidingen

Languages: Engels

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24 mei 2018 om 12:19

28 mrt 2020 om 22:28

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Step 1: Understanding the Fatty on a deep lore driven level

Step 2: Becoming the fatty

Step 3: Git Gud

Step 4: Never use dex

Final step: Embrace your fat

Extra step/Warning

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Step 1: Understanding the Fatty on a deep lore driven level

In order to complete the first step you must understand what a fatty is.

A fatty is the most feared being in all existence. If you were to come across a fatty then you know your time in this world is done. The enemy of the glorious fatty is the disgusting beanpoles who scatter around like insects running from the all mighty fatty.

A simple yet godlike being those fatties

Step 2: Becoming the fatty

To become a fatty you must simply make your physique large lower body and all of a sudden you are a fatty.

Dont forget to make your name fatty as well for the extra lore immersion!

Step 3: Git Gud

The most important part of any fatties balanced diet is being good at the game which means taking damage or even having something think about killing you is a major red flag. As a fatty you are an untouchable god and you can't be touched by filthy casuals like the rest.

Step 4: Never use dex

I don't have to explain this one

Final step: Embrace your fat

You are a fatty
There are none who can stop a fatty
You are superior to beanpoles
You are a god
You are above gods
You are fat
You are a fatty

Extra step/Warning

BE WARY of beanpoles who may swarm around you unexpected. They will warn each other by leaving messages that YOU a fatty is on your way to destroy casual scum. This is what it should look like

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

13 opmerkingen

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Rozz Synthclair 24 feb 2023 om 7:44

cool game where do i purchase it

Bleux Sizable 22 jun 2020 om 2:25

Thanks man

potato.exe 17 jun 2020 om 2:38

vv levels dex vv

Pheerless 13 jun 2020 om 13:00

Stat allocation would be helpful.
So would starting class.
Equipment? Weapon? Rings?
Never use Dex? Even fatties can be nimble (see William "The Refrigerator" Perry)

Nothing complex about this guide, nor is it in depth.

5/5 stars