You know that feeling when you are excited and you can't hold yourself? You are excited about a gift or a new job? You maybe met new friends?

You want to scream it into the world and everyone should notice? You feel like Alpha and Omega?

But instead of screaming in joy, all you do is AWOO~~~ING all day?

Then you seem have Awootism. A common sickness nowadays. It was once an disease shared under wolves, but thanks to Momiji Inubashiri (half hooman and half awoo) everything changed!

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Awootism can be really easily mistaken with other more serious diseases! But there is the difference: It is something really awesome!

Let us take a short look at the definition from a reliable source:

Awoo

A word used to show extreme excitement or enjoyment, often when having fun with friends

Example:

Getting infected by Awootism is going to give you a permanent boost to your friendliness! Sure you are forced to Awoo~ every few minutes, but it is a nice Awoo~!

Well ... there is a high chance getting infected by watching Momiji videos! It is an illness easily transfered via internet cables and per wireless connection to the world wide web!

You can also get infected by receiving an Awoo~ on your profile page!

When you notice that an Awoo~ is coming you better

• go to the next window
  
• open it
  
• breath in deeply
  
• Awoo~ as hard as you can

Afterwards you feel a relaxation and you are done!

This video will train you a good breathing technique!

It could also happen that you are going to "WAN" a few times. This is a common sideeffect!

Two example videos:

Thank you for reading my Guide! I hope you are now able to understand the "Awoo~" and why "Awoo~ing" isn't that bad at all!