Monster Prom

Monster Prom

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Notes on Dating
By Ace
This is just notes as I play to try and help some other players having isues with interactions that may not be so obvious.

This has turned into an exhaustive interactions guide. These are not route specific, and will not tell you how to maneuver someones route explicitly, beyond item reliant interactions. However, if you have been having issues with picking the right option or having enough skill, this is the guide for you.

SPOILERS AHEAD
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What is the Goal Here?
I will do the best I can to record interactions and their answers, what the answer uses as a stat.

Changes are being made to the way I display the stats and how they play out when chosen. Options will now display higher or lower instead of success or failure, similar to the system that I've been using but more representative of the actual system that the game uses. See updates for the reasoning behind the changes.

In the tables:
  • if it says SKILL or HEART, these are place holders in the coding to keep things plain for me to change in the future as I explore this game.
  • this is a (Higher) of the two skills and this is {Lower}. This is how I will display if a heart was received and for what check it was received from.
  • If the heart table says nope, then as that option either on success or failure, does not give you a heart icon. For passed stat checks you still get +2, but the icon doesn't appear. I have noticed that some failures do give hearts, and when those arise I will use the same symbols for skill Higher or Lower to denote whether the hearts appeared and how.
If a line is blank that means I had missed it while clicking through and didn't realize it was either the first or last line and will update them as I get them again.

To help me out with stats needed, im using this guide! Its super helpful for all runs, no matter the game type.

As there are so many different events and dialogue options I can never say this guide will be complete without some help from you guys, anything you can contribute will be of great help!
Updates!
5/27/18: It has been brought to my attention that the success of a check is determined by comparing the two options stats together and will be going through and changing the way I show this in the tables. Currently still unsure as to how i will display this. I'm thinking in the same way I have been however instead of a success or failure, it will be higher or lower. I will keep them as they are and go through them sometime to change them so that you guys can still at least have some gist of what the skill check needs.

2/16/19: Sorry for my disappearance, life and other games have kept me away but I'm back for second term! Per the Suggestions of you guys for the last guide on creating a google doc, here it is! Thanks for those of you who hung on! Its very basic right now as I am just getting started, will work on making it prettier once i have a basic idea as to how I want it to look.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Tp8lq3VxllV4Dlm07R-LadfhUOp99jkveQFi0cgn4Ok/edit?usp=sharing
Liam Interactions
Last Line: Liam pauses his monologue to give you an opportunity to interject. Any ideas?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Thirteen minutes of judgmental staring.
Boldness
{Nope}
A live mashup of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring" and the theme song from the Ninja Turtles
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: What kind of status could I post that would be idiot proof?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Flat-out post that everyone currently reading this status is an idiot.
Boldness
{Nope}
VAGUEBLOG. VAGUEBLOG FOR YOUR LIIIFE.
Smarts
(Nope)

Last Line: Liam vanishes in a cloud of mist and angst. You've got 12 hours to choose the trendiest spot nobody's ever heard of.
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Monstropolis's most most exclusive new nightclub: "*"
Creativity
(Nope)
The hottest, most underground night club of all: the earth's core.
Boldness
{Nope}

Last Line: Okay, think. What's the first lesson of yaoi?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Yaoi is all about tenderness. For our first lesson, we will practice Advanced Cuddling.
Charm
(Nope)
Draw me like one of your French girls.
SKILL
HEART

Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
A passionate argument for the legalization of recreational chimera toxins.
Charm
(Nope)
A chilling expose of the pasta industry's griffin-trafficking.
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: You're not sure he meant that how it sounded, but that's not important right now. What should his next yaoi be about?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
A cute young boy falls desperately in love... with his handsome young yaoi instructor.
Charm
(Nope)
Kill your darlings. Literally. It worked for Sports of Seats.
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: Obviously you didn't enjoy this murder of theater itself. How would you fix this crime against art?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
The audience is the villain. Destroy them from the stage, hack their social media, import the fires of hell. As they choke on brimstone and spam they'll realize that they were the monsters all along.
Creativity
(Nope)
People like ♥♥♥♥. Real costumes? cardboard boxes. Professional actors? giggling cheerleaders. Give Scott the leading role. Substitute the orchestra with dubstep and make it a musical.
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: I just need some kind of bulletproof excuse Anything to get me out of this class...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Turn into a cloud of translucent mist. Translucent mist cant exercise.
Creativity
(Nope)
Tell him you're dead.
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: ♥♥♥♥, you dont know any secret techniques. But you didn't make it this far by telling the truth. Quick, tell him something!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
You can only write truthfully about what you know. It's time for me to show you the secrets of yaoi... intimately.
Charm
(Nope)
You must perform a sacrifice to... Ama and Shinu, the Japanese deities of... Yaoi. Yeah, sure, that!
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: Ooh, a challenge! You give him your best guess:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Global thermonuclear war.
Boldness
HEART
Harmonica music.
SKILL
HEART
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Last Line: But I was sighing deeply because I couldn't help but think: supposing I were to acquire such a machine, I wonder... where in time would I go?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
3.85 billion BC, so you can be into existing before it was cool.
Creativity
(Nope)
Everyone know the dopest time in monster history was 192... specifically July 26th, 2am to 5am.
Smarts
HEART

Last Line: This is not going well for Liam. You jump in and save the day:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Rap battles. It's the only fair way.
SKILL
HEART
A brutal fight to the death. Or are you too chicken?
Boldness
{Nope}

First Line: You look over your shoulder to realize Liam has been staring at you for probably the last forty-five minutes. He's so silent!
Last Line: Damn Coach! If you can't convince Liam this isn't a date, he might not go out with you at all! You think fast and tell them:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
It's not a date, it's a "date." WINK.
SKILL
HEART
It's performance art. Liam forgot to tell you we'll be wearing duck costumes the whole time.
Creativity
(Nope)

Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Replace all the music with a SWARM OF BEES!
SKILL
HEART
Invite undead painter Jackson Pollock to spatter everyone in day-glo silly putty.
Charm
(Nope)

Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Crash the set and star in the movie yourself!
Creativity
(Nope)
Start a rumor that the casting director eats live babies.
SKILL
HEART
Liam Interactions pt. 2
Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Forget the boring old web. The real obscure ♥♥♥♥ is on the deep web.
SKILL
HEART
Have you heard of a band called "The Scabby Daddies?" They don't exist yet so they can't possibly be popular!
Creativity
(Nope)
Liam and Vera Interactions
Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
True hideousness is on the inside -- in your organs! A person with their organs on their outside would be the most hideous.
SKILL
HEART
A toned body, symmetrical face, nice features... because traditional beauty standards are mainstream!
Smarts
(Liam)

Last Line: So? What's it going to be?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Well, I guess I'll be going then, because there's no way anyone could ever be as cool as Liam.
N/A
Liam
Let me ask you this: would an uncool person be giving Vera 50 Monster dollars right now?
N/A
Vera

Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Have a bake sale, but with cocaine instead of baked goods.
SKILL
HEART
Tell them we're all orphans, and that this is a charity event.
Charm
HEART

Last Line: No way to avoid it, you;re about to walk right past them. Quick! Improvise a fashion accessory that'll actually impress them!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Put on the hotdog costume you keep in your backpack for emergencies. It's so ironic, Liam should love it!
Fun
{Liam}
Strip naked, then tell them that you're wearing fabric that only cool people can see. Vera's all about being cool!
Boldness
HEART

Last Line: You can actually hear Liam's brain shaking as he struggles between his desire to be perceived as ethical and his desire to be perceived as creative... maybe you can step in and help out.
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
The animals you kill may lose their lives... but what about their afterlives? Instead of letting their spirits go to waste as the byproduct of the meat industry, let's serve their eternal souls as a side dish!
N/A
Vera
Liam, animals are already suffering... from ignorance! If Vera wanted to increase their pain... the best we can do is teach them the concept of death so they really fear their fate! Let's educate cattle on metaphysics.
N/A
Liam

Last Line: You dig down to the bottom of your soul, and bust out...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
A look so fabulous, it slays.
Charm
{Nope}
An ordinary pocketwatch, which you use to hypnotize Liam into liking something uncool.
Smarts
(Nope)

Liam and Damien Interactions
Last Line: Looks like these two are at an impasse. Maybe you can solve the dispute and score some romantic cred at the same time.
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Damien! Don't eat it! You wont have room for all these baby seals i brought you!
N/A
Liam
Liam's right, Damien! You should make HIM eat it!
N/A
Damien

Last Line: Screw that! You've got a way to save Damien and Liam without killing anybody, All you have to do is...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Bring everyone to tears with a mind-shattering guitar solo.
Creativity (15)
Nope
Throw a brick at her head.
Bold?
HEART

Last Line: But maybe the right answer can calm down ONE of them...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dear Damien, is ART. I present to you... Yaoi.
Creativity (7)
Liam
Don't be silly! You don't want to fight me... You're clearly fighting against your urge... for cuddling!
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: The Slayer is right between the three of you. You can't save Liam and Damien. But if you act fast, you might just be able to save one.
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Immobilize Damien with the Lord's Prayer while Liam escapes.
N/A
Liam
You've been waiting for this moment your whole life. Flip the table, for justice.
N/A
Damien

Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
A white plate with a single sprig of parsley in the center. The essence of minimalism.
N/A
Liam
A bowl of knives. The essence of... knives.
N/A
Damien
Liam and Polly Interactions
Last Line: While Liam and Polly were busy bantering, you were busily arranging a dope food pic of your own. And now to complete your masterpiece:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
A food pic, but instead it's just a bottle of whiskey with ketchup on it.
N/A
Polly
A food pic of Liam taking a food pic! So meta!
N/A
Liam

Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Let's throw a surprise party for Coach, like, right now!
SKILL
HEART
Fake mustaches! They're always the answer!
Creativity
(Nope)

Last Line: No, wait, this is perfect, If you can convince Liam and Polly to invite Miranda to the Music Festival, maybe she'll cover your ticket too!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
If a party happens in the forest, and there is not party virgins to be bewildered by it, is it really a party?
SKILL
HEART
You know guys, if we bring Miranda, her royal status will give us diplomatic immunity...
Smarts (15)
Nope

Last Line: -- those arent drugs they're...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
...tiny spider eggs! We're raising spiders from babies because we love them so much!
Charming
{Nope}
...an illusion created by the drugs you're on!
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: Go ahead! Don't be shy! You might have the ultimate trick for how to choose the best schedule for this music festival...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Get into as much ayahuasca as possible until some kind of spirit animal appears and shares it's wisdom with you.
Fun
(Polly)
Don't fight over this. The one who wins will get to see their artist live for an hour or two, but the one who loses will get to ♥♥♥♥♥ about it until the end of time!
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: Oh, are you guys talking about fad diets? I'll do ANYTHING to get more ripped!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Have you heard of the Imhotep Cleanse? It's where you only eat things that came from a mummy. Mummies are rare, so you get super skinny. Plus you get to rob tombs!
Smarts
Polly
You've heard of the Paleo diet. Now try the Jurassic diet! You can't eat anything that isn't a dinosaur. Killing a T-Rex alone will get you super buff!
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: Both Judges turn to you. "What do you think, tie-breaker judge? Whose meal truly is... the cat's pajamas?"
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Liam's, because I think that glass jar of fresh human blood really goes with the parsley he sprinkled on top.
N/A
Liam
Polly's, because she literally just made a pair of pajamas for cats.
N/A
Polly

Last Line: A tough choice indeed! It's your opportunity to convince Polly of one of the options, because no one is preventing you from making choices based on who you want to ask to prom!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
I mean... the pony one is at night, so it technically counts as a nightclub!
SKILL
HEART
The best club is clearly the club club because... (And then just throw some confetti.)
Fun
{Liam}

Last Line: Psh! That's easy! All you need to do to solve everyone's body image issues forever is...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Make your own version of the magazine, featuring a three-winged chupacabra on the cover.
Creativity
(Nope)
Lean heavily into the "warrior" part -- storm MONSTER magazine and hold the editor-in-chief captive until he promises to stop exclusively promoting one aesthetic as the pinnacle of monster sexiness.
SKILL
HEART

Liam and Scott Interactions
Last Line: Uh-oh, tempers are running a little high. Looks like its up to you to settle this dispute.
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Scotts right, Liam! Why take a normal, cliched food pic, when you could take a food pic of Scott capturing a Pokeman off your food pic?
N/A
Scott
Scott! Look over there! There's a Stuart Hogarth on top of that pile of mashed potatoes!
N/A
Liam

Last Line: This is your opportunity t show these two you're well-well versed when it comes to satiating urges. Go for it!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
"Let's cosplay! Let's go shirtless!
Boldness
(Scott)
"We should write a nuanced play based on it... totally not fanfic!"
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: I'm sorry Liam! If only there was a way to make me more smart!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
He's a werewolf right? How about we give him a biscuit every time he gets something right?
Smarts
(Nope)
Make him eat your homework. Maybe that would help somehow?
SKILL
HEART

Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Scott's not a tree, he's a tree-person! He comes alive at the last second and rips the bad guy in half!
SKILL
HEART
What if... everyone was scenery.
Creativity
(Nope)

Last Line: Yeah! And can you also explain what a cretin is?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Liam means he wants to be an artist, and artists are important. Who do you think designs all those sports jerseys?
Smarts
(Liam)
Actually, I think sports is the best career. I mean, how far can a "memetic influencer" throw a football, huh?
SKILL
HEART

Last Line: Maybe your choice of a snack can get you one of those boys to want to snack on you... in an innuendo way, not literally.
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Obviously the lychee-fruit flavored custard with a side of tofu and a drizzle of raspberry extract is the most superior food on the plate.
N/A
Liam
Go for the brightly-colored bag of meat biscuits that somehow has... an anime drawing of Scott's face on it?! That says "SCOTT'S SNACKS"?!
N/A
Scott

Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Assemble an army of vengeful undead goat torsos.
SKILL
HEART
Write an extremely mean blog post.
Creativity
(Nope)

Last Line: You! You're renowned for your Tinder success. What's your secret?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
I don't just smile with my face. I also draw a smiley face on my bare chest.
SKILL
HEART
I shock and amaze them with my custom Instagram filter: Sepia Moustache Enigma.
Creativity
(Liam)

Last Line: It's a good thing Scott threw the ball so incredibly high. It means you still have a few seconds to act! How will you avert this calamity?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Throw yourself in front of Liam in a heroic, slow-motion rescue maneuver
SKILL
HEART
Try reasoning with the football.
Charm
(Nope)
Liam and Miranda Interactions
First Line: You find Liam artfully arranging his food while Miranda diligently sorts her silverware. Neither of them is eating, obviously.
Last Line: You're a bit of a silverware aficionado yourself. Maybe you can speed up the selection process, while simultaneously demonstrating your knowledge.
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Try the picture fork. It's a fork for taking pictures of.
N/A
Liam
Nothing conveys elegance and taste like a gloating spoon.
N/A
Miranda

First Line: You see Liam talking to Miranda. Miranda looks confused, and Liam looks frustrated. Uh-oh.
Last Line: You've got this, no problem. It's so simple:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Art is a method for making worthless things into very expensive things.
SKILL
HEART
Art isn't art unless it makes you feel bad feelings inside.
Creativity (9)
Liam

First Line: In art class, you're having a hard time looking at the unspeakable eldritch relic you're supposed to be painting...
Last Line: I simply... uh...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
...make it up!
Fun
{Nope}
...look at the bottom and read the clearly printed label that explains the true meaning of art!
Smarts
(Nope)

First Line: You notice Liam looking disgruntled -- which is his default, so whatever...
Last Line: A-again? Gosh, it's hard to keep track of your misadventures at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a school. Still, you'll help if you can...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Miranda can't undermine Liams's admittedly talented criticism alone; this will take an army... of homeless people we pay to write positive Yelp reviews of the cafeteria until we eclipse Liam's!
N/A
Miranda
Liam, one lone voice simply cannot shut down this cafeteria... at least not the voice of a high schooler! Let's get a renowned food critic to write a Pulitzer-worthy expose to be published in the most widely-read periodicals.
N/A
Liam

First Line: You notice Liam and Miranda talking to Coach. They actually seem to be enjoying Gym for a change.
Last Line: Liam and Miranda both look at each other, totally stumped. Their dream hangs in the balance. Time to step in!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
]Obviously the sports bard assigns inspiration kicks to the metaphysical linebacker, who scores eleven points for each poem he successfully publishes in The Atlantic. Didn't you read the rulebook?
SKILL
HEART
Don't you see? The points were inside us all along!
Charm
(Nope)

First Line: But Liam isn't paying attention to any of that. He corners you afterwards to lecture you on Instagram filters.
Last Line: ... But what to do?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Use his account to post a bunch of porn and bomb recipes.
Fun
HEART
Pay a million people to follow Liam on Instagram
Money
(Nope)

First Line: Afterwards, Miranda beckons to you from a darkened corner.
Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
I'll dress up as Liam and give the best campaign speech anyone has ever given.
Charm
HEART
Pay a million people to vote for Liam for Prom King.
Money
HEART

First Line: With that out of the way, you hurry away to your secret meeting with Miranda.
Last Line: You tell Miranda not to worry. You've seen plenty of teen rom-coms. You know how this part goes:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
You need a grand romantic gesture. Race to the airport to confess your feelings before Liam boards his plane!
Charm
HEART
Pay a million people to spell out "I'M SORRY" so it's visible from space.
Money
HEART

First Line: After you've finished doing your business, you hear a commotion in the next stall. It'd be polite to just ignore it and move on.
Last Line: Yo're not sure why this random piece of bathroom scrawl is so important, but this is a great opportunity to impress them both. You confidently tell them...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Isn't it obvious? It's an exclusive download code for the internets hottest multimedia dating sim: Human Prom!
Fun
{Nope}
That's Polly's number!
SKILL
HEART

First Line: The table you chose is quite crowded. Liam sits across from Miranda, who is flanked by two well-dressed servants.
Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Maybe you should start this madness, Liam. Imagine all the food you could instagram, without having to eat any of it!
N/A
Miranda
But Miranda, look at all the contented smiles on that servant's face! You think he's eating for you, but secretly he's eating for himself!
N/A
Liam
Liam and Minor Character Interactions
First Line: You're walking with Liam later, when suddenly a holy crossbow bolt slams into the wall next to you. It's the slayer!
Last Line: You quickly tell him to change into...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
A hot dog stand.
SKILL
HEART
A general feeling of unease.
Creativity (12)
Liam

First Line: Another gym class, another game of dodge ball. Seriously do we not play ANYTHING else?
Last Line: You can't let Liam give up! The winning team gets worm cupcakes! Give him a great strategy...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
You're a vampire -- PLAY DEAD!
Smarts (15)
Nope
Turn into a vampire bat, bite them, give them rabies.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: Liam doesn't participate in the rave. He's buy sunning himself.
Last Line: You're not close enough to stop her, but you are close enough to tell Liam what he should do...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Critique her fashion sense!
Charm (27)
HEART
Banish her phone to the hell dimension!
SKILL
HEART

First Line: When you're finished peeing, you realize there's a hullabaloo going on in the bathroom.
Last Line: But the Coven aren't moving at all. What a great opportunity to help Liam out!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Heroically volunteer to take Liam's place and help the Coven with their lame mission to save the world.
Charm
(Nope)
FIGHT THE COVEN!
SKILL
HEART
Polly Interactions
First Line: You're just getting ready to leave when you get a text from Polly: "hay bbe lez party."
Last Line: Oh, you've got some ideas, and they're the spiciest:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Spike the punch with mandrake root. It turns the monsters into actual humans!
SKILL
HEART
Okay, you go as a sexy tax attorney. I'll go as a sexy tax EVADER.
Creativity (7)
Nope

First Line: Later, you see that Polly is even more excited than usual and you decide to see what's going on...
Last Line: What about you? What's your spirit emoji?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
My spirit emoji is the Pink Heart with a Ribbon Around It, because it's right next to yours in the selection menu.
SKILL
HEART
My spirit emoji is Airhorn. Loud and proud, and big into hip hop! BYR BYR BYR BYRRRRRR!!!!!!
Fun (17)
Nope

First Line: On your way out, you spot Polly still wearing the lab coat she stole from that human party the other night.
Last Line: Anyway, I'm going to a bar mitzvah tonight and I need your scientific adviceL what can we do to push this party over ther edge?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
The electric slide... but with actual electricity.
Fun (19)
Nope
CHEMISTRY
SKILL
HEART

First Line: You notice Polly staring at her phone with an uncharacteristic intensity; she usually looks much happier sorting through dickpics.
Last Line: Do you know anyone who went to any of these afterlives? Which afterlife are YOU into?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
A soft and enveloping cloud in the sky made of hundreds of adorable, fluffy, precious, tiny, perfect kittens.
Fun (21)
HEART
Nothingness.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: While you may be taking your education seriously for once, Polly sure doesn't seem to be.
Last Line: Uh-oh! This is one question with no right answer! You better cause a diversion before Polly gets found out!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Release the ferrets.
SKILL
HEART
Say, "Polly's not drunk, you're drunk!"
Charm {13}
Nope

First Line: Suddenly, you smell the distinctive odor of rotten eggs, nail polish remover, and chocolate syrup.
Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Sell it to the military as a chemical weapon.
SKILL
HEART
Pour it in people's mouths while they're sleeping.
Fun (23)
Nope

First Line: Forget about that, though. Polly's here, and she looks ready to party (so, basically, just normal.)
Last Line:
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Nothing amps up a baby shower like EXTRA BABIES.
SKILL
HEART
Literally crash into the party. Like with a boat.
Creativity (15)
Nope

First Line: But none of that matters. You're late to meet Polly for more party experiments!
Last Line: What can put the "fun" back in "funeral"?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Possess the body of the deceased, bringing him back for one last party!
Fun (27)
Nope
Bouncy castle.
SKILL
HEART
Polly and Damien Interactions
First Line: Strange, you could have sworn Polly and Damien were at this table when you picked it...
Last Line: Oh, totally! As long as we can get away from buzz-kill bear over there!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Just hide in the Ghost Zone! You know, the special alternative dimension only ghosts can use?
N/A
Polly
Hide behind diplomatic immunity! I mean, you're both princes of hell, right?
N/A
Damien

First Line: Listen, PLAYER, you can totally sit with us, I just hope you didn't bring a gun to a bazooka fight.
Last Line: But think carefully about whom you want to impress with your flask-contents!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Get ready for THE most hardcore, badass thing... This flask contains an ancient genie that grants you three wishes... but I'm totally drinking it because I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. I grant my own damn wishes.
N/A
Damien
Want to get a dope party started?! This flask has... ULTRA-WHISKEY, which you can only get when you get two bottles of the best, purest whiskey... and make them mate.
N/A
Polly
Polly and Scott Interactions
First Line: Scott and Polly are sitting together, laughing their metaphorical asses off.
Last Line: Just one, but it's a real doozy:
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Skill Check
Heart?
WOOF WOOF, IT'S ME, SCOTT: A DOG BOY WHO IS BAD AT IMPRESSIONS.
N/A
Polly
LOOK AT ME I'M POLLY LOOK AT ME GO
N/A
Scott

First Line: You find Polly and Scott huddled at your chosen table. If these two are together, it can only mean one thing:
Last Line: You've been aiting ll your life for an opportunity like this. You propose the ultimate food prank:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Eat everybody else's food, like a good boy.
N/A
Scott
Replace all the food... with chairs.
N/A
Polly
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Polly and Miranda Interactions
First Line: You arrive at your table to find the coven eating, and Polly and Miranda screaming.
Last Line: You can't allow your friends to be attacked! Quick, save them from this fiendish menace!
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Skill Check
Heart?
Joust them in Miranda's honor!
N/A
Miranda
Drug their food!
N/A
Polly

First Line: Polly and Miranda sit together, surrounded by Miranda's customary crowd of serfs.
Last Line: Well, you're on the spot now. What will it be?
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Skill Check
Heart?
Ooh, Miranda, you should get a puppy serf! It's not actually a serf -- it's just like, fifty cute dogs!
N/A
Miranda
You should get a party serf, Polly! A serf to experience your hangovers for you!
N/A
Polly

First Line: All right... I'm trying to comprehend your request...
Last Line: Heck yeah. you do! ...Don't you?
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Skill Check
Heart?
I surely do! It's entitled "Silverware-wear" and it's where you take your most expensive cutlery and dress it in very fancy tiny outfits!
N/A
Miranda
Yup. It's called "dying."
N/A
Polly

First Line: You notice Polly bent over her phone, while Miranda tries to peek over her shoulder.
Last Line: Oh how will I make up for all this lost time?
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Skill Check
Heart?
Don't worry, I'll coach you in the mysterious ways of Tinder. You'll have a whole harem in no time.
SKILL
HEART
You still don't have Tinder? Why should you worry having Tinder when you can actually own Tinder? Why don't you just buy the entire company?
Smarts
{Nope}
Polly and Vera Interactions
First Line: You take your seat, and...
Last Line: Hmm. Seems like the ladies are at a very exciting crossroads. Maybe a random bystander can give them a nudge in the right direction!
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Skill Check
Heart?
You can easily grow this financial arrangement into a business... just escalate and delegate! Have the financial slave go and acquire his own financial slave to give HIM money, and have THAT financial slave go and find a financial slave...
N/A
Vera
TELL HIM TO MARRY A LLAMA
N/A
Polly

First Line: You see Miranda and Vera chatting away, their eyes gleaming the gleam of the scheming.
Last Line: But why not start with the easily manipulated in the first place? Oz, what do you think?
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Skill Check
Heart?
Vera's right -- why not recruit people who want to be bossed around... at a leather daddy convention!
SKILL
HEART
Miranda has a point! Everyone wants to win -- host an "unpaid labor competition" where the prize is doing more unpaid labor!
Creativity
(Miranda)
Damien Interactions
Damien and Scott Interactions
First Line:
Last Line: Yikes. Looks like this situation is getting out of control, you'd better step in before someone -- or some duct tape! -- gets hurt.
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Skill Check
Heart?
Don't worry Damien, you can keep the Duct Tape of Retribution for your nefarious purposes. Covem why don't you just use the Scotch Tape of HEY, Cut That Out! instead?
Creativity (7)
Damien
Scott, you don't really care about the DUCT TAPE, right? You just like having a cool shiny thing@ But watch me use my sweet negotiation skillz to get -- wait for it! -- TWO cool shiny things!!!!
SKILL
HEART

First Line: You find Scott and Damien immersed in their favorite mobile game: Pokemans Go, based on the classic Pocket Humans.
Last Line: No way is Scott gonna come up with anything. But if you do, maybe you can score some points with Scott or Damien...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Show them that a phone equipped with Pokemans Go can also be used for football!
N/A
Scott
Say nothing. Pelt them with steamed vegetables.
N/A
Damien
Miranda Interactions
First Line: Sigh! Woe is me! SIGH!
Last Line: Ummmm, OBVIOUSLY! and what would make the gesture even better is the personal touch of...
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Skill Check
Heart?
Toppings! Caviar, eel, chocolate-covered sandcrabs -- they'll never forget this was a present from a merprincess.
SKILL
HEART
An elegant, stenciled card with your sincerest apologies, a list of all their fears, and a bundle of compromising photographs!
Creativity (12)
Nope

First Line: You see Miranda at the computer next to you. She's got a look on her face that can only mean one thing: somebody's being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to her on the internet.
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Don't you see, Miranda? The true owner of the internet was you all along!
Creativity (13)
Miranda
The Illuminati, duh. If you want, I can put you in touch.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: Afterwards, Miranda summons you.
Last Line: ... Which is why we must destroy her reputation immediately. Any thoughts?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Let's convince everyone that she likes humans.
Smarts
{Nope}
Fart joke.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: You see Miranda frantically running around and bothering people. You come up to ask what's going on.
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
You run into the radio room and yell every word that can be a mental trigger for a brainwashed serf. They must've put one in his head. That's how this mind ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ works, right?
Creativity
{Nope}
Convince the Wolfpack to use their super heightened sense of smell to find the serf!
SKILL
HEART

First Line: At the end of class, Mr. Slenderman hands back your tests from last week.
Last Line: Apparently "Impudence" isn't sufficient? ? ? Quick, help me come up with a reason Mr. Slenderman should be fired!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Mr. Slenderman? Are you kidding? I can show you at least a dozen images of him stalking children.
Smarts
HEART
Let's photoshop him into a picture of a KKK meeting.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: Miranda's not paying any attention at all to what's going at the rave. She gazes out the window and sighs dreamily.
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Why, madame, I am insulted by your assumption! My family, too, possesses many fine estates. You haven't heard of them because... they're in the sky!
Charm
(Nope)
Yup. I play in the garbage. Come with me, you'll love it!
SKILL
HEART

First Line: As you wander around, talking to yourself like a weird, you notice Miranda walking around, talking to herself like a weirdo! She seems to be addressing an imaginary crowd.
Last Line: You don't have the heart to tell her that the role of the Prom Queen doesn't come with sovereignty. Maybe you should just give her some suggestions instead!
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Skill Check
Heart?
Taxes! Taxes are fun!
Fun
HEART
Pant. Every. Student. Pink.
SKILL
HEART

Miranda and Scott Interactions
First Line: Scott and Miranda seem to be arguing about something. Your sweet mediation skills are clearly needed!
Last Line: Hey, you! You look like a hard thinker! What mascot should we use for our team?
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Skill Check
Heart?
Easy, we'll just genetically engineer a cross between every kind oif monster at the school. Head of a werewolf, tail of a mermaid, hair of a medusa, angst of a vampire... we'll call it "Abe the Abomination!"
SKILL
HEART
Just find a regular human, dress him up in a business suit, and make him the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Corporate greed, that's the real monster.
Creativity (9)
Scott

First Line: Out of the corner of your eye, you spot Scott and Miranda staring intently... at a picture of a seahorse?
Last Line: You realize Scott's looking at you for your opinion. They both are! What do you think Miranda should do?
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Skill Check
Heart?
Don't you ever look that gift horse in the mouth. In fact, breed it with sea urchins to produce gift horses WITH TINY MOUTHS.
Smarts (7)
Miranda
Look that gift horse right in its damn mouth@ They only say not to because they dont want you to find all the delicious mouth candy.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: You arrive at Scott and Miranda's table to find Scott happily chowing down, while Miranda stares horrified at her tray.
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Haven't you heart, Scott? Fishsticks make you worse at sports! They contain balldropinal and nerdoflavin!
N/A
Miranda
Fishsticks contain absolutely no fish! It's all garden snails and good grade plastics. Scott can eat as many as he wants!
N/A
Scott

First Line: As you approach Scott and Miranda's table, you see that the entire table is covered in exotic silverware.
Last Line: A genius of true subtlety? Genius and subtlety are your middle ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ names! You suggest the ultimate new silverware:
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Skill Check
Heart?
The salad harp.
N/A
Miranda
Hands.
N/A
Scott

First Line: You waltz over to Miranda and Scott's table to find them peering suspiciously at a burger.
Last Line: Unless... You have an Idea, PLAYER?
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Skill Check
Heart?
The blood of your father's enemies, Miranda! That's why it's so delicious!
N/A
Miranda
You're overthinking this, Scott! It's sauce made of secrets!
N/A
Scott

First Line: Vera's giving an informative presentation today in speech class.
Last Line: You think if you give Scott a sensible suggestion,it might just stop this from getting any stupider. So you tell them both to...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Build a "human" pyramid
SKILL
HEART
Do "the wave."
Fun
HEART

Miranda and Vera Interactions
First Line: You arrive at your chosen table to find Miranda folding napkins at Vera.
Last Line: You decide to show off your most impressive napkin fold:
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Skill Check
Heart?
If you fold the napkin like so, it creates a self-aware napkin whose sole purpose is to fold more napkins!
N/A
Miranda
This writhing snake fold is for when it is time to leave Vera alone and stop explaining napkin folds.
N/A
Vera

First Line: You notice Vera showing off an elaborate new necklace to Miranda
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Buy their houses, burn them down, then replace them with a water park.
Fun {5}
{Vera}
You don't need to convince anyone. Just make sure everyone who doesn't love you disappear!
SKILL
HEART

First Line: You arrive at your chosen table to find Vera looking askance at Miranda's lunch -- a single, very suspicious-looking apple.
Last Line: Girl, we need to have a little talk about feminism. You need to back me up on this. Tell her she doesn't need to poison herself for the sake of a man.
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Skill Check
Heart?
You don't need to eat that apple. Princes should be eating poisoned apples so that you'll kiss them.
N/A
Vera
You don't need to eat that apple. There are plenty of eligible princes on hotprincefinder.com!
N/A
Miranda

First Line: Later, you see Miranda and Vera cornered by the Wolfpack, who are watching them like a pack of wolves.
Last Line: Yikes. Like, they're relatively well-intention, but you should definitely step in and save one of them!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Tonight? Miranda can't. I have two tickets to Cirque de la Mer's underwater show.
Money
(Miranda)
You don;t want to go out with Vera -- I hear her snakes have sssssssssssyphilisssssss.
SKILL
HEART
Miranda and Damien Interactions
First Line:
Last Line: "Hey!" says the tiny voice.
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Build a new hospital out of Popsicle sticks and hot glues.
Creativity
(Nope)
You know what always boosts an economy> war. I think I saw an anthill over by the water fountain...
SKILL
HEART

First Line: No sooner have you sat down at Damien and Miranda's table than a haunting melody fills the air...
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Try those Sugarbasted Prince Lips!
N/A
Miranda
Beat him up and take all his ice cream.
N/A
Damien

Vera Interactions
First Line: Later, you're wandering through the halls when you hear a voice from around a corner...
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Easy, we'll just dress her up in some stuff from the theater and set her up in the quad like she's a new art piece!
SKILL
HEART
Never fear, my lovely murderess. My good buddy Mister Hammer will make quick work of the evidence. I'll even give you the nose as a trophy.
Bold (7)
Nope

First Line: You see Vera looking at her phone. She's obviously pissed, so you decide to go talk to her.
Last Line: Hey, you're pretty unpleasant, right? Help me figure out what to say to this guy so he'll stop trying to make me look at his wiener.
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Skill Check
Heart?
Go for the burn: "Sorry, but I'm having a hard time seeing anything. Does your phone have a zoom function? Or maybe a microscope attachment?"
Smarts (9)
Nope
Destroy his life: photoshop all the pics into a silly-looking monster, make it the star of a weird kids show and make millions with it. You make a joke out of him, become rich, and you own the copyrights to his ♥♥♥♥.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: You spot Vera at the computer next to you, deep in contemplation. You offer her a penny for her thoughts...
Last Line: I know, I was surprised by that as well. Do you have any ideas?
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Skill Check
Heart?
A flashing banner ad that says YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE IF YOU DON'T CLICK THIS AD RIGHT NOW.
SKILL
HEART
A post on reddit asking for suckers to join your new scam. If they're really suckers, they'll join anyway.
Boldness (9)
HEART

First Line: Without warning, Vera pulls you aside and hisses in your ear.
Last Line: Ugh, it's such a chore being beautiful with him around. What should I do?
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Skill Check
Heart?
Threaten to feed a damsel to a sea monster. That'll distract him.
SKILL
HEART
He looks Greek. Why not bribe Zeus, King of the gods?
Money {10}
HEART

First Line:
Last Line: If they weren't my hair I'd sell them to Thailand, WHERE THEY EAT SNAKES.
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Skill Check
Heart?
Decapitate them to set an example! You could totally rock some bangs.
SKILL
HEART
Snakes get feisty when they don't have jobs. Put them to work building your evil empire!
Smarts (16)
HEART

First Line: As you walk down the hallway trying to beat a level of Bone Crush on your phone, you run smack into Vera, also engrossed in her phone.
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Un-cool students should have to carry Cool students from class to class on chaises.
Creativity (9)
Nope
Rotting squid thrown at Un-Cool students to remind them how uncool they are.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: On the edge of the rave you find Vera, punching some numbers on her phone's calculator app and frowning.
Last Line: Oh it's working alright. You share your hot new business idea:
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Skill Check
Heart?
You see that dance move they're all doing? Patent it.
Creativity {9}
Nope
Why not literally turn them into cash by spiking their drinks with this potion I made that turns people into cash.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: Hey, PLAYER, remember that one time that one party where you explained to me in great detail your brilliant secrets of the business world?
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
You may have no business and therefore no business cards to exchange... but you sure as hell have Pokeman cards! Trade THOSE!
SKILL
HEART
Convince the businesspeople you have a rare disease that can only be cured if you are given 100 business cards.
Charm (12)
HEART
Vera and Damien Interactions
First Line: After, you're walking along when suddenly a car skids to a halt in front of you.
Last Line: Seems like this drag race is pretty important to the two of them... and that they're not going to come to an agreement on their own. Look like it's up to you to be the voice of reason!
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Attitude is everything, but Nancy will never embrace her inner fierceness with all of Vera's criticism -- come on Damien, let's give this car a MAKEOVER!
SKILL
HEART
Vera, you're right; Nancy is amazing, but she can't quite make the grade -- we need to crossbreed her with a faster car!
Smarts (7)
Vera

First Line: You find Vera sitting in front of a pile of Money instead of food, as usual. Damien comes over and drops his own money pile on the table, and also some organs.
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Set the building on fire and charge an exit fee.
N/A
Damien
Trick everyone in the cafeteria into having an orgy, then film it. Blackmail in bulk.
N/A
Vera
Vera and Scott Interactions
First Line: As you approach the table, you see Vera delicately lifting a forkful of quinoa to her mouth (she brings lunch from home), when...
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
You shouldn't be cheering for Vera to eat the food, you should be cheerleading for the food to get eaten by Vera! In the walk-in freezer!
N/A
Vera
The problem is obviously that we aren't dressed up as a giant salad.
N/A
Scott

First Line: Vera's drinking her customary lunchtime scotch (because you can drink whatever the hell you want at this school), but Scott's not making it easy for her.
Last Line: Scott's not gonna drop it unless you do something, so you cut in and say:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Yeah, it's called Scott's, but today is opposite day, so everything is actually Vera's.
N/A
Vera
You're right Scott! That drink is your birthright! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
N/A
Scott

First Line:
Last Line: "What you guys need...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
...Is black mail material! One well-place camera in the opposing team's locker room is all it takes."
SKILL
HEART
...Is a player who's really a truck. No one would be able to stop them."
Boldness
{Scott}
Vera and Minor Character Interactions
First Line: After the game, you spot Vera desperately trying to ignore Coach, You go over to see if you can help.
Last Line: Vera's thinking, but you already know the perfect workout. You shout out:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Deadlifts! You'll need the strength when you're lifting bags of gold coins out of your enemies' vaults!
Boldness {7}
HEART
Burpees. They make your nails look incredible for some reason.
SKILL
HEART

First Line: You're making your daily protection payment to Vera when suddenly...
Last Line: But how will you undermine Vera's confidence in the Prince's financial status?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Replace all his gold with fish.
SKILL
HEART
Steal all his money with your high frequency trading algorithm: CARL.
Smarts (13)
HEART
Scott Interactions
First Line: There you are, swiping through potential MonsterMatch dates, when you spot Scott pacing and muttering to himself in distress.
Last Line: Aww. Poor Scott! It's up to you to help him rally --
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Skill Check
Heart?
Scott, a good king is a strong ruler -- physically strong!!! if you can do a hundred push-ups, you can be a good king for sure.
SKILL
HEART
True royalty has been inside you all along -- why else would your eyes be royal blue?!
Charm
{Nope}

First Line: You find Scott pacing across the stage, chanting to himself under his breath.
Last Line: What am i supposed to do? Pee on myself?!
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Skill Check
Heart?
Yes. Good plan. Pee on yourself.
SKILL
HEART
You are what you eat. Consume the script.
Creativity
HEART

First Line: You find Scott sadly holding an open bottle of POWERSLUDGE - THE FOODLIKE ELIXIR THAT GETS YOU RIPPED.
Last Line:
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Skill Check
Heart?
Try this vial of genie sweat. I stole it from a genie.
SKILL
HEART
Good thing I brought these grape-flavored steroids!
Fun
{Nope}

First Line: You're minding your own business when Scott jogs up to you and gives you a friendly punch in the shoulder. It almost destroys you.
Last Line: You guess this is what it's like to be Scott's "bro." So, what are you gonna do to get him amped for the game?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Pick the other cheerleaders up and juggle them.
Boldness
HEART
Dress up like the full moon and perch at the top of the bleacher. Maybe he'll transform!
SKILL
(Nope)
Scott and Minor Character Interactions
First Line: Nearby, you can see Scott and the Wolfpack talking.
Last Line: You need to do something to calm him down... but what?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Using your knowledge of aromatherapy, give him some lavender-scented cocaine to neutralize the regular-scented cocaine and relax him a bit.
Creativity
{Nope}
GIVE HIM A FLASHY FIDGET SPINNER
SKILL
HEART

First Line: You just happen to be hanging around near Scott -- you know, not because you're, like following him or anything...
Last Line: These two are getting along way too well. You need to slay that beast yourself before Scott and the Prince spend any more time together. But how?
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Rally a swarm of extradimensional termites to devour the Dire Harp's spine.
SKILL
HEART
Sing so sweetly that the Dire Harp kills itself out of jealousy.
Creativity
(Nope)

First Line: Later, you hear an unmistakable growling that can only mean one thing...
Last Line: Oh, damn! You're one of those other monsters! You better do something -
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Let me teach you a new game -- extremely long-distance fetch!
SKILL
HEART
Guys, guys, guys... on the inside,,, aren't we all wolves?
Charm
(Nope)
Large Group Interactions
First Line: You see Miranda, Polly, Vera, and Damien all crowding around the bathroom mirror, Can't a monster take a ♥♥♥♥ in peace at this school?
Last Line: Both Vera and Polly look expectantly at you.
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Visit the dungeons of L'Nkom, Sumerian God of Makeup, wherein lies the legendary Orb of L'Nkom, which coincidentally can tell you who's the best at makeup.
SKILL
HEART
Make up this potato to see who can produce the prettiest potato.
Fun (21)
Nope
Keeping Track of Endings is Hard
This section is more of a personal note for myself to note which ending / monsters I've taken to prom already since there are so many endings it's difficult to only keep mental note of them.

Monsters Taken to Prom
  • Vera
  • Damien
  • Scott
  • Liam
  • Polly
  • Miranda

Secret Endings
  • Fight with Damien
  • Yaoi Liam
  • Party Scientist Polly
  • Dragon Heat
  • Prom King Liam
Item Interactions
The Set of Oddly-Specific Greeting Cards Interactions:

First Line: You're going through the set of oddly-specific greeting cards you proudly purchased with your hard-earned +MONEY, when suddenly --
Last Line: After all, Blobert just said it! Everything can be solved with greeting cards! So, naturally, you...
Answers
Skill Check
Heart?
Hand the corpse a card that says "Sorry you died in an accident we had 107% nothing to do with :("
Boldness
HEART
Hand Principal Giant Spider a card that says "World's Sexiest 8-Legged Principal!"
Charm
HEART
22 Comments
76561198117105761 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:19pm 
Last Line: Yikes. Looks like this situation is getting out of control, you'd better step in before someone -- or some duct tape! -- gets hurt.

Scott, you don't really care about the DUCT TAPE, right? You just like having a cool shiny thing@ But watch me use my sweet negotiation skillz to get -- wait for it! -- TWO cool shiny things!!!!

Stat: Charm.
heart: Scott
BusinessCat 29 Jun, 2019 @ 9:13pm 
Don't buy the ghost sheet if you want to get with Vera - it's not fashionable :(
Skeletor_118 13 Mar, 2019 @ 11:54am 
First Line: As you walk down the hallway trying to beat a level of Bone Crush on your phone, you run smack into Vera, also engrossed in her phone.
Last Line:
Answers Skill Check Heart?
Un-cool students should have to carry Cool students from class to class on chaises. Creativity (9) Nope
Rotting squid thrown at Un-Cool students to remind them how uncool they are. SKILL HEART


The skill required for the second option seems to be BOLDNESS? I tried it and it just popped up "Not so bold" when I failed it (I have 7 boldness)
Moonlit Flowerfield 19 Feb, 2019 @ 11:24am 
What's the answers to the DeskFuckers one?
It's Polly, Vera, and Miranda if I remember correctly.
(It might by Polly, Miranda, and Zoe-)
JuniorSpaceJunk 14 Feb, 2019 @ 4:59pm 
hi! dont mean to step on the author's toes, but im working on a similar project on google docs if anyone is looking for interactions that may not be on this list yet Google Doc [docs.google.com]
rawrku 9 Feb, 2019 @ 8:36am 
You know what always boosts an economy> war. I think I saw an anthill over by the water fountain...
{Smarts}
{no heart}
rawrku 6 Feb, 2019 @ 2:13pm 
First Line: You see Miranda in her gym outfit in the far end of the gym’s swimming pool

Last Line: I have no idea who’s even behind this. Can you help me catch those jealous people?

- How about a charity swim. You won’t participate and whoever comes first gets a ticket to the farm. {unknown} {unknown}
- Quantity over quality! Mines! Loads of mines! Those ones that make beeping noises. With big chains and spikes. They’re bound to catch someone, or at least smear the message across the building. {bold} (I didn’t have enough. I had 4) {unknown}
rawrku 6 Feb, 2019 @ 2:12pm 
New Miranda Interaction:
First Line: You were just minding your own business when Miranda came up to you clearly distraught

Last Line: Please, help me put my poor mind at ease: how can I possibly identify potential traitors in my court?

- just keep an eye out for the classic signs: shifty eyes, hooded black clothes, ordering knives in bulk... {smart} {no heart}
- Pretty much everybody is a traitor. Just spin a bottle, and whoever it points at, kill them {unknown} {unknown}
rawrku 6 Feb, 2019 @ 1:46pm 
New Interaction with Miranda:
First Line: You catch Miranda a monologuing about her problems to no one

Last Line: I never thought managing an entire branch is the military would be so challenging! How can I possibly keep my soldiers entertained?

- Divide them in half and make them fight a “practice war” {smarts} (I have 8) {no heart}
- A thousand pinatas {unknown} {unknown}
rawrku 6 Feb, 2019 @ 1:34pm 
An answer for missing stats under Miranda and Vera:
First Line: You notice Vera showing off an elaborate new necklace to Miranda
Last Line:

You don't need to convince anyone. Just make sure everyone who doesn't love you disappear! + + {Smarts} (I had 7)
+ {Miranda}