heckin hello.

this is a brief guide on how to peanut, and what to do as the lord himself.


the d-bois are your companions and your servants, treat them well.

since you are very beefy, protect them from the meme police with your buff pecs and stony glare.

protect the d-bois from the evil nerds with their knowledge and coke bottle glasses.

remember to inform your fellow spooky bois about your new d-boi friends!


the chaos bois are like d-bois except they're all grown up and dont need as much protection from you, the peanut.

if they attack you, you must snap all of them for violating the peanut.

it is a sin.


remember, the meme police always kill memes, snap them at all costs.

they have pew pew guns however, which can present a major threat.

try and hide around a corner and give them a surprise party when they don't expect it.

remember to shield the d-bois from the meme police, for they are frail without your protection.


remember, you are the protector of the d-bois, and slayer of meme police

perform your duties well, peanuts