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How to make a proper British cup of tea while starting up Killing Floor 2
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Since i had a lot of questions about how to make a proper cup of tea since my last guide on what to do while Killing Floor 2 is starting up,
I dared to decide to make a real guide for you geezers on how to make a cup of british tea.
   
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Step 1: The broad selection of leaves.
First thing you want to do is to travel to your local East Indian Trading Company store.

These dasterdly endeavouring lads have the widest selection of leaves.

My choosing would be of a bitter kind of leaf, one where u could tell that the natives had to handpick these by gunpoint. The sweat of the natives comes from the constant fear of being shot and gives the handpicked leaves a distinct taste.
Step 2: Boil water
Yes, boiling water with a kettle would suffice indeed i say.
Step 3: The Pouring
-Get yourself a nice big cup.

-Hold the teabag by the string in the cup

-Now gently pour the boiled water in the cup until you are satisfied with the right amount.

-Let the teabag sit there for about 2 minutes i'd say.
Step 4: Spooning
Now that your cup is filled with the precious tea prepare yourself for the following:

-Get a spoon in the cup

-Then with the spoon gently squish the teabag a little bit on the sides.

-Stir the spoon around in there.
Step 5: The most crucial step.
Add a small dash of milk to the tea. Because only filthy barbarians drink tea without a dash.
Step 6: Enjoy tea.
Now you can enjoy your cup of tea. And hopefully play Killing Floor 2 sometime later when it has finished starting up.

Коментарів: 27
Krumpz 7 лют. 2019 о 15:14 
Turned into a bloke after a couple of sips, would recommend
foxydash 9 черв. 2018 о 17:49 
I BUT CHUGED IT AND NOW I CANT SHIT:steamsalty::steamsad::steamfacepalm:
Cletus 21 квіт. 2018 о 18:23 
He forgot to add the part where the scottish man comes and smacks the english man with a buckfast bottle
Moonwalker*  [автор] 20 квіт. 2018 о 4:00 
@♃ Crunkle Crock

No, green tea should not be drunk with a dash of milk. Just pure :)
Moonwalker*  [автор] 20 квіт. 2018 о 3:56 
@Mr-Sombrero-Man 50ml would do the trick just fine sir
Crocketron 19 квіт. 2018 о 22:37 
Can I do this with Green Tea or any tea variant?
Dan 19 квіт. 2018 о 19:28 
You sacrilegious pice of-! Tea is obviously far better, as demonstrated by the sheer number of different types of tea! On top of that it's common for a type of tea to have several other types based on it's origin, these include adding flower petals or citris peels! I scoff in your face you unruly barbarian!
aeternus 19 квіт. 2018 о 15:54 
I want Coffee
General Income Tax 19 квіт. 2018 о 2:19 
Squeezing or otherwise fucking with the tea bag is terrible, and anyone who does it is also terrible. Also stop putting milk and sugar in your tea. Enjoy your leaf water, it's not meant to be a creamy dessert.
Dan 18 квіт. 2018 о 5:14 
Does this apply to Earl Grey?