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Airborne.

For this achievement you are going to have to unwillingly jump out of a plane packed with 99 others doing the same thing, knowing full well you arent going to survive, 101 times. Not once, not twice, but 101 times like this is some kids book. So, what are you waiting for? start dying jumping!

Cruising with the enemy.

Ever seen a youtube video where some guy drives around like a taxi driver? Do that, yet dont think of yourself as "cool' or "funny" because you aren't. Noone cares, you will die, but at least you got the achievment right?

Agent 48.
Find a pistol and a suppressor > Camp the ♥♥♥♥ out of the first bush you find in the zone > Wait for the guy you've been watching for the past 20 minutes loot walk up on you > Miss every shot and only just barely kill him. (or her, but certainly not them) In theory you should repeat this 50 times, but you suck, so it'll turn into 200 times more. Have fun!

Don't Pan Me Bro!
Damn, the devs must have though they were "real hip" and cool with this achievement...
Anyway, for this, get a kill with a pan. Easy right? wrong. This took me 4 hours to get.


Ghost
Get lucky as f*ck. Or get a pistol and two VSS, Same thing.


You Complete Me
After performing the ritual of "popping a cap in that nibbas a$$" steal that n00bs clothes. Extra points if you get aids from their blood!

Fast and Furious
In the process of getting this achievement, One of two things will happen. You will either run over ten very, very bad players; Or you will go full Paul Walker on yourself. (Either way, you're killing someone with a vehicle.)

Shoot The Knee
"ehhehehehe lets put a skyrim reference in here, lets see how long it takes someone to get it hehehehe"

The First Rule Is..
Give 20 other players a good ol' fisting.



Guardian Angel
Play like a teammate. Or dont. Easily achieved by downing a teammate then reviving them. (just make sure they dont have meds!)

Now You See Me, Now You Don't.
Wear protection. Remember kids, only fools dont wrap their tools!


Pacifist
Great achievement if your getting absolutely f*cking carried.


Health Junkie
OD on prescription meds


Okay, Now I'm Ready
"Sharing is caring" - all of my teammates. Find your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loot for this achievement.


Fury Road
Step #1. Find a truck.
Step #2. Find an afk person.
Step #3. Kill the afk person whilst inside of the truck.
Step #4. Remember you werent supposed to run them over.

Long and Winding Road
1000 kills. Took me one week, It'll take you 12 years.


First Blood
Harder than it sounds. Drop at the very first major settlement, land near who you think is a noob, and hope you get the first kill of the match.


First come, First served
Loot 50 airdrop items. Its not even funny, its that stupid of an achievement.


Trigonometry Involved
If you have the time to work out how far away someone is, in your head, fast enough to kill said person - and headshot them, you dont need to worry about achievements. You need to worry about how much time you spend inside, nerd.


Marksman Novice, Expert, and Master.
Shoot 100 people from 100 meters away 100 times for these achievements. Basic stuff, would add the good ol' "ur bad" but thats overused

Blood on your hands.

I dont really get what this achievements purpose is, most kills your going to get are with guns..

That is, if you can get a kill, noob.

Devil inside me.

After what I can only imagine to be at least 10 years, you can get this by getting another 9 kills.
Good luck.

Collateral Damadge.
Available when china is region locked. If you're new and cant get kills within 20 minutes of gameplay, or drop places like Gatka like a wimp then you will never get this.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Dynamic Duo, Fantastic Four
Choke the Chicken, 69, and get kinky.

Top 10
Reach the top ten, times. I cant think of anything to joke about here, all the good ♥♥♥♥ is used up.

Killing Spree
4 kills. if you struggle to get this stop playing.


Last Survivor
Why on earth was this not called "winner winner chicken dinner"
Its not like you're going to get solo wins for this achievement anyway

QCB Novice, QCB Expert, QCB Master

Basically for those of you who camp bushes with a ump the entire game.

Nade King Novice, Expert, Master.
Pro tip: Suicide counts. (Edit: Suicide no longer counts, but feel free to kill yourself anyway.)

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