Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

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Alright, bend over, lets get this done.
By Over9000nukes
What is a prostate exam? How do you survive one? What's this rash that I developed afterword? Those questions will be answered, and many more in this exclusive guide brought to you by your old friend 'Nukes.
   
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Step 1: Ben Dover

  • Doc: "Alright lad, Drop ur pantaloons"
  • U: "Hey, We're still in the waiting room, theys all these peoples here!"
  • Doc: "LOL, OH YE FORGOT SRY XD"
  • Yu: "Wait, wat u doing?!?!?/! I SAID THEY'RE ARE PEOPLE WATCHING HERE! WHERE U THINK UR TOUCHING ME--OOOOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Step 2: Guess where this needle's going.
  • It goes in ur rear.
  • You might shed a tear.
  • And if the thought doesn't make you jeer.
  • You might just be queer.
Step 3: Operation Health
  • Doc: "OH MY GOD, OMG!!1!!1! THIS IS HORIBAL!!!11!!"
  • U: "D--Daddy!!!!--I mean--Doc wat is it???!?1/?!"
  • Daddy Doc:U'r carrying a rare disease right now. Tell me sir, do you have more than 4 kills this round in this match?"
  • U: "Why yes, how did you know?"
  • Daddy Doc: I'm sry.... ur.... ur carrying coppers, a team full of coppers, there is no known cure other than suicide, or leaving the match.
Find a Cure
  • Stop it.
  • Get some help.
  • IF U READ THIS U WILL GET A RUBBER GLOVE UP THE REAR TONIGHT IN UR SLEEP, PLEASE FOR THE LVOE OF GOD, SAVE YORSELF BY RATING THIS GUIDE AND FAVORTING, IT IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE!!1!11!1
  • Bob Ross once said "There are no mistakes, only happy accidents"
  • So take steps to reduce the number of coppers you carry with little "accidents"
  • ya feel me?
Get a Tan out of Nowhere
  • Be Doc.
  • Sittin on beach tannin for the babes.
  • Phone ring.
  • It Ash.
  • Ash: "THEY ACNE MONSTER ALIEN ZOMBIES ALL OVER TOWN, PWEASE DADDY DOC, SEND HELP AND MEDS".
  • Doc: ''Nah handle it urself.''
  • Ash: "But we got you a face reveal. and legendary helmet."
  • Doc:
156 Comments
Pebo5461 24 Apr, 2018 @ 4:40pm 
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Fever 17 Mar, 2018 @ 9:32am 
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SweatyNerd03 15 Mar, 2018 @ 10:21am 
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Kyron 15 Mar, 2018 @ 8:33am 
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Bob 15 Mar, 2018 @ 1:58am 
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Niggesh 14 Mar, 2018 @ 10:29pm 
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Blake L 14 Mar, 2018 @ 8:43pm 
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