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DOOM WAS REAL SAMUEL HAYDEN WAS REAL by Raidencan
Por "尺 ᗩ I ᗪ E ᑎ ᑕ ᗩ ᑎ
This guide will be short as posible its all joke no offense intended all here inspired by my review of Doom (steam review)
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Some links and screnshoots are spoiler to story you have been warned
heck if you dont finished the game you probably wont be here

Doom tales palace in the future where company named UAC (Union Aerospace Cooporation)
Goes for mars to takes its resources to now in energy crisis earth
Now the main head of this project is a scientist named Samuel Hayden
Now this SOB makes himself a robot in order to survive his cancer or illness i dont remember :)
he will found new physics study field u know Vega physics etc. and gonna discover interdimensional travel

as you can guess this mofoko obsesed with mars just like...











UAC is multifield company just like musks (Tesla Space X etc.) are they working with each other in the game ? im not sure also dont forget damn Vault tec.(Fallout) kusk also intereseded in that nuclear shelter field




now to talk about Aİ's we all know he is developing some ai secretly in his basement
he pawns anybody who talks or do sh*t about Aİ's like this dumb lizard
(rare species of zukerberq)

also he is VEGA in future kusk will remove his emotion receptors and will make use of him as a CPU























maybe some female intern of he will do deals with demons in the future
keep in mind elon you have been warned




COİNCİDENCE İ THİNK NOT
he is firing his prototype BFG circa.2018








bonus :D
http://www.merlininkazani.com/elon-muskin-tellagi-ali-guvenc-bir-araba-da-kendine-istiyor-teknoloji-99436












40 comentarios
Engineer Gaming 19 ENE 2023 a las 5:03 
Melanoma Musque just bought the bible and declared himself God. Then when Satan (The dirty, filthy, disgusting proletariat) rose up in protest, he struck them down, and built a kingdom of fire and agony into the crust of Eden. I fear that the future will not be synthetic limbs, but of a sky absorbing radioactive vapour like a sponge in a sink of dish scum.
Rush Star Man 2112 2 SEP 2022 a las 22:12 
ah sweet a schizo thread
Engineer Gaming 11 JUN 2022 a las 2:50 
There is a God.
Figgle bottom Chef 20 JUN 2021 a las 18:35 
now yuo see
"尺 ᗩ I ᗪ E ᑎ ᑕ ᗩ ᑎ  [autor] 5 DIC 2020 a las 3:05 
nice catch XD. sadly, i missed the opportunity :(
SeekerOfThrones 4 DIC 2020 a las 19:51 
you didn't even bring up when he compared AI to "summoning the demon". fail
:tf: 22 JUL 2020 a las 13:55 
PEAK HUMANITY
Mann Disguised as a Mercenary 19 JUN 2020 a las 17:21 
illumanati: stay right where you are
Stormpants 4 JUN 2020 a las 8:53 
Joe Mama's favorite shape is a triangle. Triangles have 3 SIDES! ELON MUSK AND DOOM IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
Hibi 4 ABR 2020 a las 12:34 
I mean, he's right
But....
There is one thing to point out
BFG has 3 letters
UAC also has 3 letters
You know what else has 3 letters
Joe.
Who is Joe???????