DOOM
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DOOM WAS REAL SAMUEL HAYDEN WAS REAL by Raidencan
By "尺 ᗩ I ᗪ E ᑎ ᑕ ᗩ ᑎ
This guide will be short as posible its all joke no offense intended all here inspired by my review of Doom (steam review)
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SHUT THE F*CK UP
Some links and screnshoots are spoiler to story you have been warned
heck if you dont finished the game you probably wont be here

Doom tales palace in the future where company named UAC (Union Aerospace Cooporation)
Goes for mars to takes its resources to now in energy crisis earth
Now the main head of this project is a scientist named Samuel Hayden
Now this SOB makes himself a robot in order to survive his cancer or illness i dont remember :)
he will found new physics study field u know Vega physics etc. and gonna discover interdimensional travel

as you can guess this mofoko obsesed with mars just like...











UAC is multifield company just like musks (Tesla Space X etc.) are they working with each other in the game ? im not sure also dont forget damn Vault tec.(Fallout) kusk also intereseded in that nuclear shelter field




now to talk about Aİ's we all know he is developing some ai secretly in his basement
he pawns anybody who talks or do sh*t about Aİ's like this dumb lizard
(rare species of zukerberq)

also he is VEGA in future kusk will remove his emotion receptors and will make use of him as a CPU























maybe some female intern of he will do deals with demons in the future
keep in mind elon you have been warned




COİNCİDENCE İ THİNK NOT
he is firing his prototype BFG circa.2018








bonus :D
http://www.merlininkazani.com/elon-muskin-tellagi-ali-guvenc-bir-araba-da-kendine-istiyor-teknoloji-99436












40 Comments
Engineer Gaming 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03am 
Melanoma Musque just bought the bible and declared himself God. Then when Satan (The dirty, filthy, disgusting proletariat) rose up in protest, he struck them down, and built a kingdom of fire and agony into the crust of Eden. I fear that the future will not be synthetic limbs, but of a sky absorbing radioactive vapour like a sponge in a sink of dish scum.
Rush Star Man 2112 2 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm 
ah sweet a schizo thread
Engineer Gaming 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am 
There is a God.
Ugandas Finest Chef 20 Jun, 2021 @ 6:35pm 
now yuo see
"尺 ᗩ I ᗪ E ᑎ ᑕ ᗩ ᑎ  [author] 5 Dec, 2020 @ 3:05am 
nice catch XD. sadly, i missed the opportunity :(
SeekerOfThrones 4 Dec, 2020 @ 7:51pm 
you didn't even bring up when he compared AI to "summoning the demon". fail
:tf: 22 Jul, 2020 @ 1:55pm 
PEAK HUMANITY
Norman Forty 19 Jun, 2020 @ 5:21pm 
illumanati: stay right where you are
Stormpants 4 Jun, 2020 @ 8:53am 
Joe Mama's favorite shape is a triangle. Triangles have 3 SIDES! ELON MUSK AND DOOM IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
Hibi 4 Apr, 2020 @ 12:34pm 
I mean, he's right
But....
There is one thing to point out
BFG has 3 letters
UAC also has 3 letters
You know what else has 3 letters
Joe.
Who is Joe???????