"Lamborghini Mercy, Your CM she so thirsty"



If you are still reading this than it means YOU WANT TO BE A WINNER DONT YOU

Tupac is alive in Dire Base. Make fast rap Dire. We will acquire gold of tupac.


/r/dota2 cant even handle me right now




"Skeleton WRAITH King is a stupid hero? He is for noobs? He requires no skill?"


Why don't you just sit your chubby little rump down over there sonny and I'll teach you a thing or two about what it means to be a semi


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Now here cumslut. Here are some goals:

• Begin your reign of terror
  
• NEVER leave lane
  
• DOMINATE
  
• Eat supports for breakfast
  
• acquire gold of tupac
  
• Pick up the slack of your brazilian faceless void
  
• Defeat the Bosnian wizards

Can you handle that stud?
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Hard lane, because you are the man.

Get all the CS, you miss one last hit you are a sub par skeleton king, and should consider going and playing something a little easier, like runescape or ecco the dolphin.

• use your mighty right mouse button to send them back to the dog pens from whence they came.

Your goal during he landing phase is to NEVER BACK DOWN. become the brave little toaster.
Goonies never say die.
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Stun: Absolutely ridiculous, valve please patch this. Use it on supports. Use it on carries. Use it when you gank. Use it to solo kill. Best spell in the game hands down.

Vamp Aura: hit everything as much as you can

Crit strike: I usually get this at 5, just so you can quick scope some kids in the early game.

Reincarnation: Jesus Christ Swagger. Come back to life and get your revenge.


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INITIATE INITIATE INITIATE INITIATE INITIATE INITIATE INITIATE INITIATE INITIATE

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• Basher for obvious reasons
  
  
• Blink Dagger
  
  
• BKB if you're not feeling brave.
  

From here you can get creative, got that handsome?

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Basically build anything that will be F*CKING HILARIOUS
The more absurd the better.
Examples:

• abyssal because you're a sicko.
  
  
• rod of atos because your enemies will be fleeing in terror. The int boost will give you wisdom of Falcon.
  
  
• Any attack speed items. You like kenshiro? You do now.

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If you are any good you should have ended by now.

At this point you're really just playing with them and should probably end their suffering and push mid. I know you want those rapiers but lets be honest you have better things to be doing today than free farming for another half an hour.
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