In this simple short guide, I'll share some incredibly valuable tips with you that can help you win at PUBG, and get the chicken tendies you've been fantasizing over ever since you bought the game. Let's begin.

1. If the place you want to drop starts with the letter 'P', do not drop there.

Many people will tell you otherwise, and that you should drop somewhere within those parameters, but do not fall for their lies; they only seek to kill and loot.

2. Pick up energy drinks. And meds too.

Because zone is a little ♥♥♥♥♥ and more often than not you'll get stuck outside for a bit, so be prepared to heal up.

3. Only use rifles, because anything else is equivalent to human waste.*

*Depending on which situation suits you best, other weapons can be valuable. But 99% of the time you'll need a rifle.

4. Always assume someone will be where you are/are heading.

Basically just be an athiest while you play, proceeding to assume and question everything. Don't be impulsive.

5. Don't use hacks.

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6. Don't use voicechat. It makes VRchat seem like an oasis.

The Chineese are trying to convert people to communism by promoting their nations greatness. Stay woke, friends.

And that's about it! Just follow these steps, and you'll be on your way to feasting in no time!

Here are some extra tips:

-Spray and pray, bullet spread in this game is BS.
-Watch death cam before reporting. Not like it'll matter much, but it's fun sometimes to see just how obvious the hackers are.
-Try not to use vehicles. The vehicle physics in this game put other games like GTA's physics to shame.
-Use your ears. Listen for footsteps
-Redzone = Deadzone
-Don't Rush B.

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