Black Mesa

Black Mesa

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How to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy a Vortigaunt with your crowbar
By Kiba
For this guide you will need:
1: A crowbar
2: A willing or unwilling subject (of the Vortigaunt variety)
3: A lack of mercy
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Aquiring a Crowbar
You will find the crowbar in the chapter Unforseen Consequences, stuck in a sliding glass door.
Go ahead and yank it out of the door with the use key, then just bash the zombies' heads in and move on ahead.
Locating a subject
The first appearance of a Vortigaunt will be behind a door (that will soon be destroyed), next to the dumpster guy.
Once you get close enough, you will hear them teleport in, then, they will destroy the door, and that's when you'll find your first subject.
Apply directly to forehead
Now for the last step in this guide.
All you have to do now is just walk up to the subject to get in range and to make sure they don't zap you with their beam things (as this is an unstoppable animation), and hold left click.
Don't worry about them punching you in the face, as long as they're taking damage, that animation won't play.
The blood is on your hands now
Now that the subject is dealt with, you are now free to celebrate.
Oh ♥♥♥♥! The Cops!
Ah ♥♥♥♥, the military figured out you've murdered an innocent alient from Xen.
Don't worry, they're just as ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as the vortigaunts are.
Just hold left click on them and you're golden.
32 Comments
Old_school 24 Jan @ 4:33pm 
Steamers gonna steam
Corneliu Zelea Codreanu 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm 
Why is everyone talking about having sexual relations with a vortigaunt? This is a tutorial on how to kill them, not fuck them.
JiKahns 8 Apr, 2021 @ 2:55pm 
instructions clear, got green stuff on my hands, I didnt get the yummy red stuff that comes out of people
miss_knowitall 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:20am 
Shrek 2 for Nintendo Gamecube you go to the second crowbar in the chapter with the thing
miss_knowitall 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:19am 
yeah man here you go
Floridagen 27 Jun, 2020 @ 3:34pm 
does anyone have clorox
Tedisaur 15 Apr, 2020 @ 6:31pm 
Instructions unclear.
Vortigaunt ragdolled.
Confused medic 3 Jan, 2020 @ 5:02am 
DON'T SEARCH FOR BLACKMESAJOE. THAT SHIT IS SO WRONG. ON SO MANY FUCKING LEVELS YO.
returnofblank 3 Jan, 2020 @ 4:22am 
you may like searching up blackmesajoe then if you really want sexual relations with a vortigaunt, best thing is, the images are made by an actual artist who worked on the hl series.
Shrek 2 for Nintendo GameCube 29 Dec, 2019 @ 10:41am 
Cops caught me and I lost my crowbar, what do?