To collect acheivements, simply open the game and leave it open while you do something else, a few hours later, close the game and look at all of those useless ACHIEVEMENTS!

Well, You actually wanted to try playing the game?
get ready, it's not good at all.
The controls are A for left D for right and Space for jump. There is NO attack button.
you can tripple jump and skip entire sections if you time and hold space.
the hit boxes are terrible so if you jump on enemies you need to land directly on them DEAD CENTER any variation and you start the game over.
Go through portals but DO NOT hold direction keys when moving around.
If you have the paitence you might "finish the game" which for me froze on the blank LOADING screen.

Well, thanks for reading this short write up, I was rather confused when I first launched this game thinking there was more to it. There is not.
Anyways, I stream on http://twitch.tv/antinull and write for a blog on http://brokenkey.net so check those out if you have a second.
Thanks
-NuLL