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Wk-3-R Drone (1 Slot)
   
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Type of Build: Drone
Civilian: Miner
Material: Titanium
Game Stage: Early Game
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19 ธ.ค. 2017 @ 4: 17pm
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The Wk-3-R is designed as a semi-autonomous general-purpose workhorse for use in swarms. Ideal for Welding (Repair), Cutting (Salvage), and even Mining, these little guys come in at exactly 200 blocks. The Wk-3-R features a Reinforced™ crash cage and skid plates, and sports a whopping 97 hull HP, having been constructed from only the finest*, top-shelf** scrap Titanium, and rock a single Turret Lock for use in manual-control mode (Seriously, these little guys are fun as sh**, yo).


*The quality of material used to construct our Reinforced™ brand Titanium is questionable, at best. Only a fool would assume that "finest" implies a degree of quality
**This product contains at least 13% repurposed shelves

Please note: Neither the designer (Phabio), nor his affiliates (The Rusty Coathanger Kids) are responsible for any pilot harm that results from the use of this product, either proper or improper. This includes, but is not limited to; catasrophic skelletal smushing due to failure of the Reinforced™ crash cage; exceptional doses of burst microwaves; partial or complete incineration of the passenger compartment; spacerat infestations and spacerat infestation-related complications; being brutally impaled by the omni-purpose thermal lance forcibly entering the passenger compartment in the event of a frontal collision. This has never happened. Timothy's injuries were sustained in an unrelated, off-duty incitent. Seriously; spacehawks (who could have predicted that spacehawks weren't the perfect solution to a spacerat problem?); and general feelings of unfulfilment resulting from the tragic realization of being nothing more than an expendable*** drone pilot.

***The RCK corporation and its lawyers wish to inform all of its workers that they are highly valued for their essential work to ensure its success and that they are not, in fact, "lazy, parasitic leeches"
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D0g3r1up5 14 พ.ย. 2018 @ 4: 33pm 
how do you get them to repair you
kamikaye 26 ธ.ค. 2017 @ 6: 50am 
But are the shelves vegan ? Subbed !
DarkSeed 26 ธ.ค. 2017 @ 5: 15am 
subscribed.... just because of the description :-D
dR KILL 23 ธ.ค. 2017 @ 6: 58pm 
the description
Winter Solus 23 ธ.ค. 2017 @ 5: 53pm 
Subscribed for the legal disclaimer
Bitwise 20 ธ.ค. 2017 @ 3: 21pm 
I used this drone to make my hair grow back!
...It fell out again, but that's not the drone's fault!
Lord Falkner 20 ธ.ค. 2017 @ 1: 51am 
genious!
warpSpeedNyanCat(); 19 ธ.ค. 2017 @ 9: 14pm 
guuuud