After having his floor taken by the repo men, Moe went to take a ♥♥♥♥ to release the stress of his missing floor. When he was done he flushed while still sitting and Moe totally go sucked through a slipgate located within his toilet and popped out with his beloved shotgun and '5 gun' gun, in Burial Chamber. Confused, thinking he was in the Repo Depot, Moe said "YA GOTTA GIVE ME BACK MY FL00R" and started shooting everything that moved, mistaking them for repo men, except for clutch (who he thinks is Air Man from Megaman 2 but thats okay because Moe likes Megaman 2 and him and clutch became BFFs). Oh and btw he shagged Anya so he is like BJ's arch enemy but Blazkowitz isnt strong enough to kill Moe. If he tried, Moe would just melt him with his laser vision (Moe's special ability which does 70 billion damage).

-Moe is the fragmaster
-Moe hates magic and would punch Dumbledork right in his wizard ass face
-the 5 gun can only be used by Moe
-should add a map called MoeZone that is just a giant room with Moe's face stretched accross every side of the room with a toilet in the middle
-Sorlag lives in Moe's toilet
-Moe has a shield that is the safe room door from left 4 dead (he stole it off louis while he was busy eating pills)
-with the Moe update should come a microwave weapon where you smash the door and run around microwaving people so their eyes explode
-add the quake 3 announcer voice too btw