Rust
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GET RUST FIT
By Filow
Did You ever dream about getting fit while playing computer games? No problem..with this Guide your dream will come true. So let´s... GET RUST FIT
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Dead
If you die in whichever way. There is no coming around doing 3 simple push-ups.

x3
Hitreg
If the hitreg caused your death, compensate your frustration with 5 squats.

x5
Aiming
If you potato at aiming, you will be rewarded with 5 tricep extensions to gain more muscle memory.

x5
Rocks
Did the enemies throw rocks at you? Show them your determination by throwing 5 punches back for every rock they threw at you.

x5
Spawnkill
If you manage to get spawnkilled, you are destined to do a 30-second elbow plank for every time it happens.

30 sec.
Roofcampers
Don't you hate Roofcampers? If you get killed by one do 10 climbers to climb up to him and throw him off the building.

x10
Rivercamp
What a disaster. Whenever you are getting kiled honorless by a rivercamper, just build yourself an own bridge time by doing 4 Bridges.

x4
Helicopter
Whenever you once again didn't make it to a safe spot in time and are now getting
rekt by the heli, you will have to fulfill your duty by doing 10 elbow lifts.

x10
Airdrop
You´ve got killed while innocently looting the Airdrop? Show them that you will get up again 5 sit-ups.

x5
Zerg
If you got overrun by a zerg, next time you should hide better or just fly away by doing 10 supermans.

x10
Eoka
If you got killed by a eoka, all hope is lost. Like seriously... just uninstall the game. But you need
punishment to learn your lesson. So do 15 pseudeo-planches to embarrass yourself.

x15
Animal
If you got killed by any sort of animal, you just need to get rust fit a little bit for so you are faster. Just do 10 push-ups again.

x10
Recommendations & Credits
I highly recommend to not do this every day, since it will probably result in aching.
GET RUST FIT every couple days to prevent aching.
Do the exercises after your Round. You need to remember what exercises you need to do for that extra brain-jogging.

!!! It´s EXTREMLY important to eat after your GET RUST FIT seassion !!!

If you wanna appreciate your gained muscles, just send me your crappy rust skins.

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So Let´s get RUST Fit.

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43 Comments
KngRetro 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:08pm 
Just finished fucking 3 dudes, thanks
finnbeast01 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33pm 
unclear i have not seen a woman in 5 years or a shower
Phil Dunphy 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm 
imagine not being an unemployed rust lifter
Rated 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31am 
you do realise half the players on rust, have never touched grass in their life. How do you expect them to do a push up
WHTSUPTURKY 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:03am 
lost 100 lbs thank you
rig manager 27 Nov, 2020 @ 8:25pm 
:steambored:
cat 16 Jul, 2020 @ 6:31am 
so what mirror? i want to get fit not wide
Str8_Newb 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:36pm 
hmmm... You left out getting killed by a newb. xD
Valadão_19 24 Nov, 2019 @ 7:31pm 
if i were you guys i would reconsider doing this, have you heard about muscle atrophy? not to mention the high chances of dying from a heart attack due to insane levels of cortisol on the bloodstream.
Duke Nukem 10 Oct, 2019 @ 12:00pm 
Plot twist : Bodyweight training is as hard as 10% of what you can do in a gym and you'll never be big and shredded with bodyweight.