Very true

OMG that's true!
I remember last time I've played Italy that after I lost Africa were the brits trying to invade me from Sicily with small commandos. Pretty annoying but still funny ahah.
Bad thing in this game is the missing diplomatic to switch side, that would have made the game 100% real.

Only thing left to do is let yourself be navly invaded by 20 countries at once.

:D

Obviously

do remember to switch sides at the last minute

Chef Boyardee Stronk

only 50% enemy should it be like 90%

actually, when playing BICE it gets even worse. Italy is unplayable...at least if you not join Sowjetunion or U.S. :D

yep, thats what the Italian would do