Step 1. Make a russian language on Germans player game
Step 2. Give him this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAVShS4UIlM
Step 3. Even if he is Russian Player he will be confused, because Yakko is saying not the trully name of the countries(because localization)
STEP 4. Just ♥♥♥♥ Germany! She even cannot see where is your divisions is going :)