Starbound

Starbound

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How to Screw Yourself Over (Start game without MM)
By TrueShiba
This guide is for doing the opposite of what you are supposed to do.

"Those stupid protectorates and their dumb matter manipulators, what if I don't want to be like everyone. Isn't there any other way?"

Yes there is, and you've come to the right place my friend. Here I will teach you how to be different and how not to become a protectorate.
Join me as we take back what once was ours, and let the Protectorates go extinct.
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Step One: Character Creation



You will need to make a new character because chances are you don't have any that haven't done the intro mission. You can make your character anything you want as long as you do the following two things.

A. You should make sure that you are in casual.

B. You shouldn't have skip intro selected.

If you have done A. and B. then you are ready to move onto the next step to becoming almost useless.
Step Two: Waking Up
Now that you have created a new character you should start the game with them. If you wake up on your ship you should go back to step one and make sure you did both A and B. On the other hand if you wake up in the Protectorate Academy you have been succesful.



Anyways, get out of bed and walk by your locker. If you are against the Protectorate than you probably don't want their uniform, but in any case you should grab the pixels.



Keep going on until you are at the cutscene where the people die.
Step Three: The Most Important Part
After the cutscene plays through you will be left looking at the Matter Manipulator.



DON'T PICK IT UP

If you already picked it up you have really screwed yourself because now you need to start all the way back at step one. Delete the character and erase any evidence of the mess up.

If you didn't pick it up, good. Now walk by it and on to the next step.
Step Four: The First Wall
Since you made it to this step I will assume you didn't get the matter manipulator, or that you are skipping steps. When you get to the first cave-in you should press the / key and type in the word admin. It should look like this.



If you are already familiar with admin mode than you can probably guess where I am going with this.
Press enter once you've typed that in and it should say,

<server> admin privileges now given to player (Your Name)

If you get this you have done it right. Next type in this,

/spawnitem energypickaxe



Make sure your cursor is hovering over you before you press enter or else the enrgy pickaxe will spawn wherever your cursor is.

Once you have it in your inventory you should destroy all the blocks.



and go through the rest of the mission as normal.
Step Five: Leaving The Protectorate
Once you get to your ship and leave the protectorate the universe is yours to explore without the burden of the matter manipulator or the protectorate. Sure the old lady will still try and pressure you into doing missions for her, but until someone makes a mod to kill her we're out of luck.

- Also as a sidenote this is a great oppurtunity to become a cultist and kill all the npcs you find.

Anyways, now you know how to become almost useless to others in Starbound.



I probably shouldn't have spent so long making this, but too late now

P E A C E O U T

Epilogue
heheh look at this image trust me its really important


ok thank u for looking at that image now u can continue on your lives :3
128 Comments
Kiki is dumb 17 Apr, 2022 @ 9:43am 
THANK YOU IM A HACKER NOW MUAHAHAHAHA
PlazmaSpirit 11 Mar, 2022 @ 2:01pm 
Okay I just tried this for myself and it's at least going to lock out certain mods, ones that rely on Minibar/StardustLib, because the button for that remains locked until you get the Matter Manipulator. At least you can still place blocks, which looks dumb because you still look like you're using the MM when you don't have one. That said, there are MM reskins out there, so if that bothers you, maybe see about finding one that blanks out the sprites. c:
PlazmaSpirit 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:45pm 
I wonder how terribly unplayable the game becomes like this. c:
Salt 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:11pm 
although, playing the game without the matter manipulator makes me feel like a first world anarchist ngl
Salt 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:08pm 
alternatively duck and spam move through the gaps, but you still need to pick up the broken sword to kill the tentacle
The 5th Dragon 3 Mar, 2022 @ 2:26pm 
hehehe:SBpenguin:
Cookie 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03am 
I think it would've been even funnier if this gave you a separate achievement or even route of completing the game lmao
Wazubaba [Wazu] 18 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16pm 
Instructions unclear: accidentally an entire glitch castle, and I mean an ENTIRE glitch castle. How fix?
Azrage 13 Aug, 2021 @ 6:53pm 
Nah, there's nothing wrong with you. Actually maybe there is: y'all ain't weird enough. How are you planning to survive the internet when you're all this normal?
TrueShiba  [author] 12 Aug, 2021 @ 4:26pm 
me or the other people in this comment section because the answer is probably a lot either way