"// XXX okay so all the weird ass random comments are because im shuffling the comment messages array
// maybe I shouldnt be doing that (pool from profile commenter)
// otherwise id have to break off that ♥♥♥♥ into functions << proper
// or best solutions: correct this reference, cant do it with arrow function
// TODO: array of indexes inside profile commenter,
// think about this: instead of shuffling the arrayin pool, it attachs an array of indexes, and references that

(args, text = '') => { // food (28)
var food = generate_fortune('food').replace(/\n/g, ' ').trim();
for (var R = 0; R < 7; R++) {
text += pool(byteframe.emoticons[10], R);
var word = '', space = food.indexOf(' ');
if (space != -1) {
word = food.substr(0, space);
food = food.slice(space+1).replace(' ', ' ');
}
text = text + " " + pool(decoration.ascii) + " " + word + "\n";
}
return text.trim() + ' ' + food;
},
(args) => { // ascii white staircase (15)
var zippy = generate_fortune('zippy').replace(/\n/g, ' ').trim();
var line = '';
for (var R = 0; R < 10; R++) {
for (var C = 0; C < R; C++) {
line = line + pool(byteframe.emoticons[9]);
}
var word = '', space = zippy.indexOf(' ');
if (space != -1) {
word = zippy.substr(0, space);
zippy = zippy.slice(space+1).replace(' ', ' ');
}
line = line + " " + pool(decoration.ascii) + " " + word + "\n";
}
return line + ' ' + zippy;
},

//##############################################################################

// split on spaces and new lines so I dont need this replace

generate_emoticon_fortune = (text, length, emoticon_index, _fortune, fortune = generate_fortune(fortune).replace(/\n/g, ' ').trim().split(/\s+/)) =>
(fortune.length < length) ?
generate_emoticon_fortune(text, length, emoticon_index, _fortune)
: ([...Array(length).keys()].forEach((i) =>
text += pool(byteframe.emoticons[emoticon_index], i) + " " + pool(decoration.ascii) + " " + fortune),
text.trim() + ' ' + fortune.slice(length),join(' '));

//##############################################################################

(args) => generate_emoticon_fortune('', 10, 9, 'zippy')
(args) => generate_emoticon_fortune('', 7, 10, 'food')
//, text = '', fortune = generate_fortune('zippy').replace(/\n/g, ' ').trim().split(/\s+/)) => // ascii white staircase (15)
//(args, text = '', fortune = generate_fortune('zippy').replace(/\n/g, ' ').trim().split(/\s+/)) => // ascii white staircase (15)

//##############################################################################

(args, text = '', fortune = generate_fortune('zippy').replace(/\n/g, ' ').trim().split(/\s+/)) => // ascii white staircase (15)
(fortune.length < 10) ?
comment_messages[15](args, text)
: ([...Array(10).keys()].forEach((i) =>
text += pool(byteframe.emoticons[9], i) + " " + pool(decoration.ascii) + " " + fortune),
text.trim() + ' ' + fortune.slice(XXX),join(' '));
(args, text = '', fortune = generate_fortune('food').replace(/\n/g, ' ').trim().split(/\s+/)) => // food (28)
(fortune.length < 7) ?
comment_messages[28](args, text)
: ([...Array(7).keys()].forEach((i) =>
text += pool(byteframe.emoticons[10], i) + " " + pool(decoration.ascii) + " " + fortune), text.trim() + ' ' + fortune.slice(XXX),join(' '));"