"#25 +(1226)- [X]<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.

<iln> you can't abuse pot ash
#2793 +(893)- [X]* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT

* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER

<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.
#4644 +(249)- [X]<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor?

<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.
#6354 +(593)- [X]<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback

<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave

<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.
#6545 +(251)- [X]<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me

<Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me!

<Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal!
#7132 +(858)- [X]<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon

<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.
#7355 +(571)- [X]<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons
#8637 +(1436)- [X]<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv

<NiTro> bbl

<Impolite> think positive
#8679 +(37)- [X]<toNe> Nall is like an xbox

<Nall> thank you

<toNe> big, heavy, not fun, and useless!

<Soopa> good graphics though...

<Soopa> and easy to develop for...

<toNe> and you have to pay extra to get all the features

<Soopa> and will be dead in a year

<acetonic> and Bill Gates spends Billions on it

<Nall> who will die
#8983 +(69)- [X]<RPG> Grrr

<RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found.

<scar3crow> i must be around a lot
#9357 +(676)- [X]*** bad-_-girl has joined #devil

<[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl

<[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you?

<bad-_-girl> vey bad

<bad-_-girl> very bad

<[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else?
#10714 +(153)- [X]<Joe_> <DarkVeng> if you wanna just be a yesman, there are thousands of jobs in corporate amercia that have better hours and better pay for less work  <-- where are they?

<Technogeek> Enron.
#10983 +(209)- [X]<outlaws> that's so gay

<joyrekz> speaking of gay

<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see some lesbians, is that wrong of me?

<outlaws> nope
#11389 +(248)- [X]<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"
#14705 +(175)- [X]<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it.  eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute."
#15457 +(1456)- [X]<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight?  A Z-Fighter from dragon ball z, or a jedi master?

<jonblake> Well, thats a good question, there are alot of things that need to be factored in

<jonblake> Z fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go really fast, and releport etc

<na-dragon> Yes but a jedi master can see all of that happen before he does it, and he has a light saber..

<jonblake> I guess this is one of those things in life we will never really know

<Vyse> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a ♥♥♥♥♥ looks like?
#15739 +(377)- [X]* Efudd names his new firewall box "cannabis"

<Efudd> It's a gateway box!

<Efudd> To Other Bad Networks.
#20035 +(15)- [X]<kipozo> Guess what I bought today....

<kipozo> License plates for my truck that say 0linux0
#26164 +(1218)- [X]<azrael69> why do all goths express their individuality the same?
#31175 +(155)- [X]<D4NG3R0U5> i was supposed to be at work yesterday...

<D4NG3R0U5> thank you, irc!
#33638 +(142)- [X]( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today

( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it

( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into position?

( @drdink ) it has wheels

( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed miniaturisation...

( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you?
#39135 +(211)- [X]<Tassadar2000> Hey! Why did you ban me? I pay my taxes!
#40487 +(-103)- [X](CountZero) does anyone know where i can find the irc channel for bash.org?! plz help thank you

(Sunk) Hrmm..

(Sunk) I don't.

(turb0) no

(Val[AWAY]) Hrm. Can't recall.

(D3KK0N) #bearcave

(Badtz_brx) what is bash.org?

(Val[AWAY]) #microsoft, maybe?

*** Kick: CountZero was kicked by Amanda_ (Amanda_)

(Sunk) ROFL

(turb0) HAhahahahaha

(Xanor) lol

(turb0) that was classic

(madog) omg

(Val[AWAY]) :)
#42599 +(246)- [X](Circastes) hmm

(Circastes) i want to watch tomb raider

(Circastes) but i just jacked off

(Circastes) so it wont be very interesting
#46112 +(684)- [X]<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them?

<Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness

<Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym

<Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper

<Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown

<Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes

<Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick

<Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room

<Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/asswipe
#46839 +(157)- [X]<Trousers> Man.  Comments about sperm always quiet channels.  I still don't know why.
#50752 +(157)- [X]<+Psylent> It turned out to be a good night in any case

<+Psylent> and yes, this is all a thinly veiled ruse to boast about my new girlfriend

<SteamedHams> you can't use irc AND have sex

<SteamedHams> irc shoots out invisible rays that kill your sperm

<egg> that's good

<+Psylent> that's very good

<egg> you don't need to use protection

<SteamedHams> yeah, let the aids flow

<egg> he's not african

<SteamedHams> ahaha, his girlfriend knows that better than anyone
#59676 +(17)- [X]<Mansion_Maniac> huh, God on a slot machine

<Mansion_Maniac> a winner is Him
#74663 +(678)- [X]<kyhm> Let's just say "arting" doesn't make a good verb... ^_^

* Superkuh is still laughing.

<Ezelek> How about stabbing?

<kyhm> stabbing makes a great verb...

<Kestenvarn> How about stabbed as an adjective?

<kyhm> As in, "I'm feeling stabbed today?"  Doesn't do it for me...

<Kestenvarn> I'm rather stabbed you would say such a shocking thing.

<kyhm> Stab it all, why doesn't this stabbed thing work?

<Kestenvarn> I'm stabbed. Why?

<kyhm> Stab me... ^_^

<Kestenvarn> Well, go stab yourself!

<Ezelek> Note to self: Don't let any of them near words. Of any kind.
#76909 +(692)- [X]<Gwindor> how do you save a log?

<Rimbaud> don't flush
#79660 +(677)- [X]<Shrike> those lesbians

<Shrike> is there anything they won't do

<Guardian_Latino> ♥♥♥♥ men?
#84392 +(306)- [X]<drunkers> u arab?

<Zelbinian> Nope.

<drunkers> good

<Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English.

<drunkers> geez

<drunkers> u moms a ♥♥♥♥♥
#100770 +(1094)- [X]<Masao[RY]> DS: I really enjoy translating :-)

<Ninja-San> translate this: <^>(-_-)<^>

<DS> well

<DS> let's tranlate it from japanese to english

<DS>  <^>('_')<^>
#105831 +(1133)- [X]<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on

<F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT"