"#1870 +(427)- [X]<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying
#2664 +(1014)- [X]<DTOX> I just spent 20 min arguing with the manager at McDonalds that I gave him a $20 instead of the $10 they thought I gave them.  Finally he gives me a $10 back + change and I go home and find out it really was a $10 I gave them and I'm an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

<DTOX> I drove back and apologized and gave them back the $10 they gave me

<CoMBo> stick it to the man

<DTOX> combo:  I have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job, I don't need to lie at McDonalds to make money you lazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raft ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#2795 +(1297)- [X](Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"

(Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away
#6326 +(362)- [X][during the Olympics]

ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more medals

craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up
#6367 +(432)- [X]<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...

<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property."

<Dobbs> That shut her up.
#10916 +(292)- [X]<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman?
#13857 +(317)- [X]<colins> Anyone got $50 to lend me, I'm thinking of taking over WorldCom

<fallous> not anymore.  I just bought xerox for $27.95

<colins> you got ripped

<fallous> it included a new toner cartridge for my photocopier
#15570 +(396)- [X]<piglet3> [info] #gaysm      5       Don't f*&% with the topic PIG

<piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they can't bring themselves to spell out `♥♥♥♥'.
#15766 +(147)- [X][markel(markel@i.got.shelled.at.shellyeah.org)]  do you think if you walked down the street wearing a #unixhelp shirt, someone would eventually kick your ass?
#16798 +(620)- [X]<+subzero> =)

<@nebula> ;)

<@wickeD> =)

<Guest62972> :D

<@sony> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR
#19131 +(1383)- [X]<LawrenceC> Some of us in another channel have come up with the perfect replacement for the Pledge of Allegiance!

<LawrenceC> You see, our genious plan was to take the Pledge of Allegiance, as it stands, and run it through Babelfish a few times.

<LawrenceC> So, after transating it to Spanish and back, then to Korean and back, we came up with:

* Jinnai|Shigoto fears lawrence's next statement :P

* Leliel also :P

<LawrenceC> "Me with the flag of United States of United States the republic which it stops, in the nation all for a loyalty, in freedom and process, it promised in the shoes lower part it will be able to divide c."

<Suika|away> divide c!

<Suika|away> that's so moving
#20352 +(-40)- [X]<CrypticB> I thought wind was caused by differential pressures initiated by expanding/contracting air from heat/cold

<wo1fwork> i thought wind was caused by the collective farts of all the arabs in the east
#22496 +(164)- [X]<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were called Jive Journal.

<cylinder > shoudl've been called STICK YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE IN HERE AND THEN WHINE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE CRUDE COMMENTS Journal
#26766 +(198)- [X]<Spink> man

<Spink> I shot myself in the neck, that sucked

<Minion> it's too bad you obviously survived

<Spink> yeah

<Spink> If only it was a gun

<Spink> I'd probably be happier

<Minion> We'd all be happier

<Spink> jizz on my collar :/
#33950 +(164)- [X]<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like:  Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
#37714 +(216)- [X]<TwiggYGoD> you have all the movies in .rm format, dont you?

<Hiroechan> rm blows goats

<Hiroechan> you don't want it

<TwiggYGoD> yes i do

<TwiggYGoD> it's the smallest format

<TwiggYGoD> and if i want it different, i'll use a converter

<TwiggYGoD> but i myself, PREFER rm

<Hiroechan> you *PREFER* Rm?

<TwiggYGoD> yes

<TwiggYGoD> best visual quality i've seen yet

<Hiroechan> okay, now this is some funny ♥♥♥♥

<TwiggYGoD> i hate avi and asf and mpg

<Hiroechan> do you use a Mac?
#38529 +(259)- [X]<Razzar> Gamer dead after 86 hours of straight gaming

<Razzar> lol

<Smax> darwin awards candidate

<Razzar>  Hope he got some good frags
#38831 +(160)- [X]<Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw.

<Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come on to ♥♥♥♥♥ about demoncrats while you're doing it.

<Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.
#39716 +(265)- [X]<ESD-Wyrk> any good gaymes coming out soon?

<bb-w3rk> the new sims came out

<ESD-Wyrk> I have a hard enough time managing my own life

<ESD-Wyrk> plus I'd probably kill myself after watching my sim get more action than me
#39845 +(375)- [X]<torm_> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay school tommorow

<Avram`> There is school for that?

<torm_> heh

<Al-Qadim> torm_'s about to graduate magna ♥♥♥ loudly with a BS in catching

<Avram`> Does that allow you to get more gay sex or something?

<torm_> hah

<Al-Qadim> well once he has his degree he can go on to more advanced classes like gerbiling and feltching

<torm_> aw come on now

<Avram`> I think you've cummed on enough.
#42060 +(751)- [X]<ThelegendarySCM> me and my buds lit a car on fire once- kinda by accident

<ThelegendarySCM> but it was fun to watch the gas tank blow up.

<Artanis> lol

<Artanis> :-)  where did this happen?

<ThelegendarySCM> we were out playing pranks on one of our friends when we saw our principles's car- he was a TOTAL ass, and we all hated him. Was a drop top, and the dude left the top open. We climbed n and started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the car, when somehow the cifggarette lighter wnt itm goit red hot, fell out and lit the floormats ablaze

<ThelegendarySCM> Never ran so fast from anything in my life. After we got about 2 miles away we turned just in time to see the gas tank go.

<Artanis> hahahhahaaha

<Artanis> and uhh, you never got caught?

<ThelegendarySCM> nope. No one saw us(for some wierd reason)

<Artanis> lol

<ThelegendarySCM> Man, that dude was HEATED the day after at school. He dragged us all into the auditorium and we spent 6 hours there. I mean the whole school, in a crowded auditorium, and he wouldnt lets us leave until someone confessed. No one did, and when school did end the superintendent was waiting for the principal. He was promptly fired for keepoing us in that room for 6 hours.

<ThelegendarySCM> Talk about insult after injury.
#43789 +(-21)- [X]<Khrath> U HAVE A SMALL PENIS HAHAHAHAHA

<Xion33> sad face

<Xion33> :(

<Kaladam> sad face

<Kaladam> little head

<Kaladam> the life of you

<Kaladam> small penis head man
#45299 +(174)- [X]<amoeba> there's a certain satisfying irony in downloading a copy of the LAME sourcecode to rip movies with from Time Warner Telecom's sourceforge mirror
#49471 +(222)- [X]*** Topic is 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE'

*** Set by JoeMustDie on Tue Nov 12 18:34:04

*** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE 4818'



-Later-



*** Squinky changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED'

<Sopabuena> No keep that number there

*** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED 4818'

<Squinky> What is the number?

<Sopabuena> part of a phone

<Sopabuena> i put it there or i will forget to call

<Squinky> Hee!

<Squinky> You may be addicted when you use channel topics as reminder notes
#51146 +(458)- [X]<hafree> the"