"#269 +(741)- [X]n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell

n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc

n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping
#2424 +(1077)- [X]<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at masturbating, sex becomes obsolete.  Like you could be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand at" because ♥♥♥♥♥ simply isnt up to par with your masturbation skills.
#2550 +(1102)- [X]<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever?
#2632 +(145)- [X]<spicrx7> if the sidewalks were paved with ♥♥♥♥, i'd walk on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#4843 +(430)- [X]<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny

<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat
#6239 +(212)- [X]<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy.
#7384 +(141)- [X]<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive

<Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2

<Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P
#7501 +(123)- [X]<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY
#8984 +(309)- [X]<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands

<than> which was clearly bollocks

<than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks
#14426 +(572)- [X]<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it on my webpage!

<PrincessLeia2> ...

<PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and very girly in the same sentance O_O
#15770 +(430)- [X]<tober> I actually did the math once, and it's improbable that a million monkeys with a million typewriters (one typewriter per monkey) that all type at the rate of a good typist 24/365 would ever produce the collected works of shakespeare before the heat death of the universe. So there.
#16112 +(1193)- [X]<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex?

<@ataribaby> that disturbs me

<@shagman> you didn't think they did?

<@shagman> they just divided into new birds?
#16409 +(407)- [X]<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ constantly lost in own fantasy world"
#16678 +(372)- [X]<extrasupreme> This one time, i scored this chick at the pub...in the TOILETS !

<dunnakin> no you didnt you lying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<extrasupreme> ok, i made it up

<extrasupreme> damn.
#18757 +(141)- [X]<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare

<slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me

<Ice_raven> it is

<slash> okay, that's good.

<slash> no false advertising there!
#20696 +(735)- [X]<Rasix> I like tits and I don't want anything rammed up my ass nor do I want a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth. I'd say that makes me hetero.

<Rodent> Heh.

<SirBruce> Honesty is the best policy

<SirBruce> Rasix - What about your ♥♥♥♥ in someone else's mouth?

<NephKa> jesus

<Rodent> Well, I for one don't belive Bi is the natural state.

<Rasix> Female, yes, man no.

<@Technogeek> Hey, if I'm getting a blowjob, I don't care who it's from as long as they don't bite it off.

<SirBruce> But blindfolded you wouldn't know the difference

<NephKa> i care, it has to be a chick

<Rodent> Unless you felt a beard by the balls.

<NephKa> lol

<SirBruce> Only because you've been trained that way by society.

<Rasix> that's not an issue, when the ♥♥♥♥ would I stand around blind folded waiting for a blowjob
#21742 +(456)- [X]<Darkness9> *wonders how many girls he could fit in a back seat of a car*

<Zibzibzib> depends.. if you're in the car, none
#21790 +(346)- [X]<Guilty> Mmm

<Guilty> I love this song

<Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole because I was looking at the sky

<Guilty> Which happens nearly daily
#21897 +(25)- [X]* SiaNz^^ sits on ele, "Can you smellllll what my ass is exhaling"

<ele> the smell from The Rock's cooking doesn't differ much anyway

<bubu> LoL
#23397 +(814)- [X]<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey

<Munkey> looks worse

<MuNkEy`> no way

<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it

<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase

<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?

<MuNkEy`> counter-strike.
#25469 +(339)- [X]<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh

<DeskLazer> it's called AOL
#33588 +(170)- [X]phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no

backup, damm bash tab completion :\
#36996 +(121)- [X]<pc> eating + mircing

<pc> screams "i'm a fat loser"

<lfadk> but we all knew that
#48317 +(-6)- [X]<geck`> anyone like vegtable lasagna?

<_ace> i do

<geck`> good stuff huh ace

<_ace> cept for the kind with spinach,

<geck`> unfortunately mine is frozen pr-made but its still excellent

<geck`> esad it actually is like reg lasagna but it has a cheese sause and may veggies

<kisama> pr made?

<kisama> hahah

<geck`> pre made snow

<geck`> like frozen

<kisama> i thought you meant

<kisama> puerto rican made
#50540 +(150)- [X]* BlueDust shudders as u tuch her wet ♥♥♥♥♥

* Voice-From-The-Toilet beats Seaker up with a power tool

* BlueDust (shicchic@sg-33877.mweb.co.za) has left #5fm

<Seaker> BWAHAHAHAHAHA

<Voice-From-The-Toilet> heya blekwissird

<Seaker> Bluedust obviously had the wrong window open for that 1

<Seaker> wahaha
#58051 +(155)- [X]<Maltagal> hi

<Ace> sup

<Maltagal> r u over 40

<Ace> haha no

<Maltagal> well i was going to see what u r like b/c my mum is single
#62140 +(330)- [X]<antiuser> man

<antiuser> flash is like sméagol

<antiuser> the first time you get a bit worried

<antiuser> the second time it's all nice

<antiuser> then the third time it wants to KILL MASTER
#68807 +(218)- [X]<^catalyst> we're a bunch of geeks, we collectively know everything.

<WhiteyFord> yeah.. some of us even know how to get laid

<Redback> im sure a large majority know how WhiteyFord

<Redback> its just some strugle with the prerequsites
#74565 +(233)- [X]<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the world is???

<Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?
#81828 +(321)- [X]<Ein-> ha, I bet my school is a million times worse

<Pez666> Doubt it.

<Pez666> Unless it's a community college.

<Ein-> ever live with a 300lb man in a skirt?

<Pez666> Man our "dorm" is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hotel they cleaned out.

<Pez666> and they just added it this semester.

<Ein-> so I take that as a "no", you never put up with the sounds of a vibrator being shoved up the ass of a sweaty 300lb man in a skirt before.

<Scarly> wtf

<Scarly> Ew

<Scarly> Ewwwww

<Pez666> haha

* RobertRence recoils in shock and horror.

<Scarly> Ewwwwwwwwwww

<RobertRence> Pleaaaase tell me you're lying.

<RobertRence> And that you washed your hands afterwards.
#90241 +(28)- [X]* Joins: i (~user@1U4J87F.ATYU7E.34EF730F.IP)

<i> hello

<zeeg> i sux ♥♥♥♥
#108598 +(124)- [X]<Harri> see, i need some kind of rig where i can just think what i want to type

<pinball_dreams> then we'd get loads of sick man-love talk though...and you'd be well and truly caught out once more...
#118967 +(453)- [X](@Ti-chan) Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
#124616 +(563)- [X]<AXiLLA> it feels like I need to do the dishes.. I'm drinking juice out of an ashtray :[
#137540 +(764)- [X]<Elfer> OMG OMG OMG

<Elfer> I just had an idea

<Elfer> ok, cats land on their feet, right?

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