"#59 +(946)- [X]<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car
#348 +(141)- [X](@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey, whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"
#634 +(936)- [X]<polaris> haha... mozilla rocks... I accidently clicked on horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it
#748 +(622)- [X]<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I ♥♥♥♥ you in the ass?
#841 +(249)- [X]<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend

<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar

<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is
#886 +(556)- [X]<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.

<osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.

<osx> So watch out..
#2385 +(458)- [X]<Kazz> Are you coming on to me?

<Dregan> With a spelling change.

<Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'.
#2615 +(134)- [X]<fate-> right, people here aren't running a charity

<fate-> it's one big mental maturbation session
#2618 +(73)- [X]*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks

*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan

<TomHanks> {S gotmail
#3011 +(228)- [X]<Viscant> cockblock (♥♥♥'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the ♥♥♥♥ "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him"
#3876 +(288)- [X]<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the next day

<AlmtyBob> not me

<ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem.

<Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace what you stole

<Infe> and you have to steal again!
#4451 +(78)- [X]<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD

<@tr0n> HEY IF I MOVE IT IN AN S PATTERN AND THEN A ZIGZAG AND THEN A SQUARE SHAPE IT WILL TAKE ME TO ♥♥♥♥.NET
#6530 +(218)- [X]<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling

<Zaph23> He sucks ass

<Zaph23> Almost every time I come out of my office I catch him web surfing

<biggles> any good sites?

<biggles> i'd be pissed if he was only looking at fatchicksinpartyhats
#8448 +(259)- [X]<MMouse> finding me a CIO or CTO position is harder

<undrewb> heh

<jamesn> *laugh*

<jamesn> your going for upper management jobs?

<MMouse> of course ;)

<jamesn> you cant even get a bill paid on time:)

<MMouse> that actually makes me more suited for upper management
#14602 +(219)- [X]<Wilik> I should make a virus

<Wilik> one that installs the bible on the a computer

<Fishbait> rofl

<Fishbait> that'd be a huge as bible

<Fishbait> err virus

<Wilik> rofl

<Wilik> yea

<Wilik> it goes in

<Wilik> and everytime you open a .avi

<Wilik> it'll say thats against the law of god

<Fishbait> the lord shall smite thy porn

<Wilik> and crash wmp
#15567 +(322)- [X]Bezoar    of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is pretty good. you get it, you feel like ♥♥♥♥ for a little while, it goes away, and you're immune for life.

eval      sounds like religion
#15677 +(204)- [X]<ktmguy> Ray from Pac Bell: "Yeah, I can't get this line up."

<ktmguy> Voice in Background at Pac Bell: "Ray, are you sure we're supposed to

  be hearing your personal problems?"
#16008 +(43)- [X]<eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ?

<eX|chika|afk> get any cool ♥♥♥♥ while u were over there, like HIV or Herpies ?
#16906 +(243)- [X]<@Afterglow> .  I also have a familiarity with local area networks, including DHCP, DNS, penis, and Microsoft networking file shares.
#21202 +(712)- [X]e l i t e m r p: http://www.worldpowers.net/canada/

reverend ine: 404

e l i t e m r p: yea =)
#21756 +(420)- [X]<Stiffler> How's it going.

<FlyNavy> eh

<FlyNavy> been better

<FlyNavy> pretty much out of resin to smoke...

<FlyNavy> and I still don't have:

<FlyNavy> a job

<FlyNavy> a car

<FlyNavy> money

<FlyNavy> weed

<FlyNavy> or ♥♥♥♥♥

<Stiffler> So basically...

<Stiffler> It's all the same.

<Stiffler> ROFL

<FlyNavy> I need a job so I can get a car so I can have money to buy weed

<FlyNavy> which I'll then use to get ♥♥♥♥♥

<Stiffler> Indeed

<FlyNavy> which'll then need to be maintained by a job

<FlyNavy> which to get I'll need a car

<FlyNavy> and for that I need money

<Stiffler> But you see, you first need the ♥♥♥♥♥ to get the weed to get the money to get the car to the job..

<FlyNavy> so I could try selling weed

<FlyNavy> :D

<FlyNavy> exactly...if I had some ♥♥♥♥♥, she could tell me where to get weed to I could sell it to buy a car to get a job to maintin the ♥♥♥♥♥ that I'll get with weed which I'll buy with money left over from buying a car that I earned at my job

<Stiffler> Indeed
#24790 +(190)- [X]<mike> haha

<mike> you should add something to the "add quote" page

<mike> something like "remember, your quote may or may not be approved because THE QUOTE DATABASE IS MODERATED BY HUMANS."

<RainWind> lol

<mike> i was serious

<Guilty> You should see how many people email me asking why I didnt approve their awful quotes

<Guilty> Like "HEY I submitted a 14 page long chat log and I dont see it added yet!"

<Guilty> Or "Whats the deal I submitted myself mentioning that I wanted to be in the QDB, and its not on there!"
#26234 +(438)- [X]<Camus> my dad has a spiked collar..

<Camus> dog*
#33827 +(94)- [X]-!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ + foot = /\.\//\/\./
#40312 +(258)- [X]<bbyhewie> my roommate just asked me how to change the font of text in a picture he just downloaded

<PhsyCon> tell him to drop it in notepad :P

<bbyhewie> no, i told him to shut up and stop talking to me
#40791 +(675)- [X]<MadManDaz> I bought one of those camouflage shirts and put it in my closet. Now I can't find it.
#43243 +(788)- [X]<+Camus> im palazed!

<+Fleebis> Palazed?

<+Fleebis> Paralyzed?

<+Camus> yea

<+Camus> close

<+Camus> kinda

<+Camus> i just type in the first letter

<+Camus> and hit a couple keys

<+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd
#44262 +(320)- [X]Dervish: I want boxer shorts that have text " Geek inside" in the front =)

plan-9: why? noone will ever see that
#44635 +(245)- [X]<TFA|MikeRotch> it's that Yamaha CRW-D1

<TFA|MikeRotch> F1 I ean

<TFA|MikeRotch> mwena

<TFA|MikeRotch> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<TFA|MikeRotch> my fingers are getting to dat

<TFA|MikeRotch> fat

<TFA|MikeRotch> I need to go on a diet just so I can type properly on IRC

<TFA|FulDog> haha

<v3ktor> rofl
#46015 +(212)- [X]<sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or something

<DrgdHmstr> its posessed

<sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not

<sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance
#49409 +(31)- [X]<pr0tman> my gpa was in airforce. flew u2 n ♥♥♥♥ in cold war

<sn1per> i don't like u2...none of their music is any good
#56734 +(221)- [X]<Kitsa> I had a frightening moment today

<Kitsa> I looked at a piece of sheet music and realized I couldn't tell what key it was in

<Kitsa> :/

<Kitsa> "This quality music degree from a prestigious university can be your child's for the low low price of $35,000"
#58610 +(130)- [X]<rover> I took my Ventolin puffer, and puffed it onto this cockroach that was still

<rover> it died
#63049 +(254)- [X]* moktod attempts to disapear from work, like a fart in the wind

<moktod> ♥♥♥♥, i think they smelled me, my boss is coming over

<moktod> brb

* moktod hides under desk
#65618 +(119)- [X]<Baker> They look like they wouldn't exactly be intulectials though :D
#69383 +(495)- [X]<bad_carpet> false alarm

<bad_carpet> My uncle wouldn't care if I was IRCi"