"#721 +(-2066)- [X]<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

<SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good

<SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a swap meet.

<SWM> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love swap meets.
#1249 +(148)- [X]<shadowrye> okay

<shadowrye> who wants a box

<|Raven|> i do

<shadowrye> good

<shadowrye> now

<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo

<|Raven|> i don't
#1429 +(267)- [X]<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)
#2080 +(81)- [X]<kay|oss> i am at work

<epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be

<epp> (if there's no airplanes around)
#2921 +(474)- [X](Fungus): idler, define " life " please :)

(Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge

(Idler): Starting to get really big now

(Idler): Might have to kill it some day

(NX): did u try to eat it?

(Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago
#3282 +(79)- [X]<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Whack ya. Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill rape your mom, then your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh? U should see some of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ logging on.
#4260 +(372)- [X]<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p

<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY ♥♥♥♥ IS

<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!
#5523 +(3315)- [X]<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
#7064 +(210)- [X]<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this

* Staberinde points at his crotch

<Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!"

<CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives

<Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are near
#9329 +(279)- [X]<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me

<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me

<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly

<@PakiSpice> yea

<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred

<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window

<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
#10162 +(382)- [X]<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
#12076 +(383)- [X]<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better.

<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter...
#12303 +(514)- [X]<baldurk> btw, happy independance day!!

<baldurk> although in england we call it thanksgiving day
#14178 +(512)- [X]*** Emo has joined #GDProject

<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?

<Emo> oh ♥♥♥♥

<Emo> thats me

<Emo> lol

<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass

<Emo> forgot i switched comps
#16633 +(246)- [X]<eller> i ate sushi today

<eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover

<eller> but i just puked it up

<motardo> not good

<eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of your mouth...

<eller> it swims in the toilet on its own.
#20248 +(158)- [X]<notxyst> ♥♥♥♥ budget cuts

<notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts
#20383 +(323)- [X][topic changed [ @lelesan [ Attention IRC Users: No one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cares what mp3 you are listening to ]
#21418 +(103)- [X](h0va) i could fill any IT job now.. and do well.. from my home computer

    experiance.. but i would never get hired cuz i have no credentials

(cranky) h0va: dude you couldn't fill a toilet bowl
#24936 +(-13)- [X]<[HTK]-Goatmeal> why did dp leave?

<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his shirt

<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his pants

<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his irc
#29498 +(254)- [X]<ReWom> IRC is full of sexy and beautiful people, they just send you the wrong pictures.
#30162 +(859)- [X]<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel, for your own fun, its quite annoying.

<Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin
#30267 +(111)- [X]<Yomanman> you know, the only thing stopping me from killing hotmail is this Dance Dance Revolution music
#36191 +(206)- [X]<Asha`monkey> yeah, i put it in there real good huh you like that

<p0tat03> ...

<Asha`monkey> Oops.

<Asha`monkey> Wrong window.
#45383 +(619)- [X]* xjeff does not read books(he thanks there a waist of time)
#46260 +(116)- [X]«@rewobo» how do i reset my bios memory?

«@sh0ck_SMU» pull the bios chip!

«@sh0ck_SMU» then put it back in

«@sh0ck_SMU» while the computer is running

«@sh0ck_SMU» you have to time it right though!!

«@sh0ck_SMU» or else you'll fry something

«@rewobo» blah!

«@rewobo» i just bend one of those bios chip!

«@rewobo» legs

«@buzz» rofl!!!

«@sh0ck_SMU» HAHAHAHAHH

«@rewobo» what's wrong wit pulling the bios chip?

«@buzz» YOU DONT PULL OUT BIOS CHIPS

«@buzz» THEY STAY ON THE MOBO FOR LIFE!@

«@rewobo» oopz!

«@rewobo» no wonder it's so ♥♥♥♥♥ tight!
#46696 +(2)- [X]<|TripleH|> i prefer my ladies dead, and just before rigamortis sets in
#49694 +(1472)- [X]<fred32> wtf is the deal with bash.org?  they don't approve any of the quotes i post.

<h0tm4m4> you're not doing it right. 

<fred32>  eh?

<h0tm4m4> basically if you post quotes that use the word ♥♥♥ at least once, talk about anal sex between men, make references to nazis, refer to women in the context of rape, allude to child porn, or any form of adolescent sexuality or violent graphic behavior, essentially just limit the quote to anything that a 14 year old boy would say to his 14 year old friends, then it'll get approved. they don't even have to be funny or clever.  hope that helps.

<fred32> sure does, thanks. you ♥♥♥.

<h0tm4m4> fred32: just get your ♥♥♥♥ out of my ass so i can go back to looking at nazi child pr0n and that will be thanks enough mang.
#50292 +(-66)- [X]<Eldron> ruba, btw,.  IM THAT BIG GUY WHO IS SCREWING YOUR SISTER! HAH!

<StalkerofurSoul> shes 8!

<Eldron> the younger the better?

<Atreides^away> just the way eldron likes them

<Atreides^away> hairless ;)

<Rubastic> ... umm, most people like them ... smooth.

<Eldron> I like them moistorized

<Yemen> I like em hairless, smooth and moist

<StalkerofurSoul> does blood count?
#50317 +(718)- [X]* twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) Quit (Quit: )

* LlNK is now known as HidingFromVoy

<hidingfromvoy> shhhh

*twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) joined #♥♥♥♥♥

<twigvoy> where'd llnk go?

<hidingfromvoy> teehee
#52965 +(268)- [X]<PixieDee> GIVE ME A YOUNG MAN TO SACRIFICE

*** tao|Cyrus- is now known as tao|Cyrus-dieing

<PixieDee> omg i don't want a grammatically incorrect sacrificial young man.
#55095 +(266)- [X]* Cheez is now known as rwxr-xr-x

<MudBlud> ./Cheez
#55569 +(180)- [X]<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :)
#59195 +(415)- [X]<nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her mind... lol

<nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls

<nersh> but why do it on the internet
#65673 +(260)- [X]<kpearsall> AOL_MAN IN FULL EFFEKT BOYEEEZ

<kpearsall> DIE J00 ST00PID ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PONY NUGGET AUTOGREETS CLITJUICE ASS DOG LICKER

<austin> RAINBOW LAZER BEAMZ FR0M DE EYEZ

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<toast> cj_: burrito"