"#30 +(2710)- [X]<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine
#1645 +(518)- [X]n e r d b 5: umm.

n e r d b 5: geforce

n e r d b 5: i dont like em

n e r d b 5: i like nvidia

n e r d b 5: 32mb

n e r d b 5: they rocks

e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce
#6187 +(50)- [X](hellp) yeah but i will ♥♥♥♥ your hatch up with my zx 7r you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ne day

    your ♥♥♥♥ hatch will ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cry

(RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx

(RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has
#6369 +(269)- [X]<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the blacklight downstairs

<Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our lifeforce
#6909 +(612)- [X]<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD THING
#7098 +(189)- [X]<Joe_> What is the idea behind Black % White?

<Kash> Joe, it's CAtz with better AI, and villagers

<Joe_> So, a gigapet with a surrounding town?

<Kash> yea

<Kash> pretty damn fun

<Joe_> They scrapped UO2 for pokemon.
#7813 +(493)- [X]* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-

* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)-
#7954 +(1032)- [X]<wisner> I walked past a protest on Market Street yesterday evening.

<wisner> I didn't burst out laughing, but I really had to work for it.

<wisner> It was JEWISH LESBIANS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

<wisner> There was singing.
#7996 +(384)- [X]<@mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking

<@mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"
#8832 +(447)- [X]mike > What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money?

mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is.
#14361 +(85)- [X](@Xit) a mad script would be: "you have been caught mastubating 6 times today by your webcam, this makes an average of 3 times per day."
#14558 +(185)- [X]<Fishfood> EVERYONE NET PERSON I HAVE MET HAS ENDED UP SUCKING MY ♥♥♥♥

<Eurakarte> WOW, I HAVE GOT TO MEET YOU

<Funk> that's why I don't want to meet you

<Fishfood> I HARDLY THINK THAT'S YOUR CHOICE

<Fishfood> YEAH I BET THE ONLY REASON FUNK DOESN'T WANT TO MEET ANYONE IS THAT HES ONLY JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL

<Funk> That's why Fish wants to meet me
#15897 +(552)- [X]Mortaneous> Lyme... idiots of that caliber still exist

Mortaneous> I thought Darwinian evolution woulda killed em off the first time they attacked the toaster with a knife for eating their bread
#16765 +(25)- [X]<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt
#17183 +(756)- [X]<_ENiGMA_> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ telstra

<_ENiGMA_> They ring you up, and dont say who the ♥♥♥♥ they are and expect you to know they are telstra

<_ENiGMA_> "Hi its sheryl here from the paramatta faults center, have you had any problems since the 26th?" ... "Umm well yeah, I've been constapated a few times and seem to wake up with erections... but aside from that Im fine"
#17887 +(950)- [X]<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat?

<Hot^Gay_Male> yes

<Hot^Gay_Male> msg me
#22999 +(903)- [X]<Notoes> YES

<Notoes> FINALLY

<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?

<Notoes> no

<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD
#23299 +(228)- [X]<aster> what's a cervix

<aster> sounds like a bitchx script
#29980 +(309)- [X]<hasek30> see i put <embed src="WishYouWereHere.mid" autoplay="true" loop="false" width="400" height="100">

<X13> Is the file named WishYouWereHere.mid?

<hasek30> nah its not
#31155 +(455)- [X]<Firamas> bash.org is the cure for everything

<Firamas> insomnia

<Firamas> homework

<lvlsixtyclr> sexual needs?

<Firamas> hunger

<Firamas> ok, almost everything

<lvlsixtyclr> come on

<lvlsixtyclr> you cant tell me u dont masturbate to the quotes

<Firamas> i'll admit that i have yet to consider beatin off to it

<lvlsixtyclr> I'm masturbating right now thinking about you masturbating to bash.org
#32560 +(127)- [X]<@hakk> reboot

<@hakk> reinstall

<@hakk> ;P

-:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk
#32981 +(189)- [X]<Adonai> but the sex toy shop guy might think i'm crazy buying like 15 dildos

<Alyssa^eating> wth...

<Alyssa^eating> I just get back and I see that

<Adonai> so what's the lesson you learned today Alyssa?

<Alyssa^eating> I'm not sure

<Adonai> don't come back to IRC ;oD
#37212 +(213)- [X]<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded
#40474 +(-56)- [X]<Grimspoon> would you amputate an innocent babie's arm, skin it and use the baby arm skin as a condom in order to save 60 million lives?

<Destrox> you'd get to ♥♥♥♥ somone with baby skin to become a hero for earth

<Grimspoon> i'd prolly not skin it, just jab the whole arm on my shlong and the little baby fingers would be like "ribbed for her pleasure"

<Grimspoon> i'd use the baby arm to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jessepence

<jessepence> ooooh yeah
#43489 +(111)- [X]taintedepitome: its sad

i am RAWK: what?

taintedepitome: when a boy wants ebola more than he wants you
#50243 +(-55)- [X]<Gooseman> my pe teacher thought i got my balls chopped off

<Gooseman> i asked some girls and they had heard that too

<Deke> WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU HAD SURGERY ON YOUR PENIS!

<Gooseman> its much better

<Gooseman> circumcised

<Gooseman> is better

<Deke> i dont give a ♥♥♥♥ if it can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sing now!

<Deke> i still wouldnt let someone cut my ♥♥♥♥!

<Gooseman> itll heal after a few weeks anyways

<Gooseman> no big deal

<Gooseman> dunno y they shaved my balls tho

<XZGohan[Scripting]> shave = itch like mofo

<Gooseman> i know it teh itches like a mofo

<Gooseman> they shaved teh over teh pen0r too tho

<Gooseman> i look like a 12yo with a big ♥♥♥♥ down there no

<Gooseman> my pen0r = teh pwnzor now
#53096 +(142)- [X]* koin freaks.

<koin> Harry Potter porn X_x

<koin> Not what I was looking for. Well, not HP anyway. :P

<Solaris> Been there, done that, bought it.

<koin> You have HP porn?

<Solaris> No.

<koin> I was about to say...

<koin> ...Why aren't you shari- I mean <_< >_>
#56798 +(921)- [X](Anon) I want to be a concert promoter...

(Anon) and sign Dave Matthews Band, The Strokes, and Tool for the same show...

(Anon) and bill them in that order

(GiantRobot) yeah, because those three obviously have such similar fans...

(Anon) No no

(Anon) I just want the ticket stub

(Anon) Dave Matthews Band Strokes Tool
#60061 +(-12)- [X]<FlaVouR> if http was cooler it would be YO!/SUP!
#62044 +(229)- [X]<hpr-vb6> $2 bills pwn

<Cracker`tv> KEEP THE 2S!

<[LIQuid]> why?!

<Cracker`tv> take them to strip clubs when you get older... strippers dont look too hard and they think they're twenties!!!
#69713 +(-148)- [X]<_mrT> hahah mate said baout the quote:

<_mrT> "how can it go -5? there arent any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mentioned.."

<doggie^> hah
#74749 +(229)- [X]< st2> I'm sure if you're posting naked pictures of yourself, there will be a lot of people around to help you.

* drusillia glares at st2

* st2 pulls out the anti-glare screen.
#103800 +(110)- [X]<chabo> have you guys ever noticed that quite a few of the quotes on bash.org deal with people who go on IRC and tell everyone about it when something major happens, rather than do what they should, which is usually go to the hospital?
#115836 +(2174)- [X]* God plays the Sims.

* God clicks on "Gothic" and selects "swear"

<Gothic> ♥♥♥♥

<Gothic> Wait, what
#138456 +(24)- [X]<Uno> am I better then Keanu Reeves?"