"#28 +(1332)- [X]<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P

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<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.
#552 +(250)- [X][01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell?
#3230 +(80)- [X]<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet

<NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures
#3817 +(323)- [X]<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music
#4769 +(294)- [X]<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay?

<Scofco> nope

<kyle> good

<Scofco> you're A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE

<Scofco> either that, or a girl

<Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises

<Scofco> at least not MY penis :(
#4926 +(334)- [X]<matto> the keg is tapped

<matto> awaiting the guests

<`jon> and you're online
#6794 +(237)- [X]<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself
#10948 +(99)- [X]<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks

<@Twitch`> that'd be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stress buster if there ever was one

<@Path> hahahah
#12949 +(283)- [X]<boarsai> funnily enough it took me a few minutes to realise my pen didn't have "alt + z" capabilities...
#13537 +(343)- [X]<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe

<zardolf> how will you get out?

<Ajplus1> I don't think that far
#13996 +(386)- [X]<killah667> ♥♥♥♥ i left my jacket in another channel!!

<madlib> wich one!?

<killah667> #lobby
#14402 +(-13)- [X]* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old man does
#14862 +(159)- [X]<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter

<theraven> a what?

<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!

<theraven> i get you now
#15434 +(361)- [X]<juji> but i'd have to learn japanese to play half of its games :)

<z2-Fool> you don't speak japanese?

<z2-Fool> and you're a slope?

<z2-Fool> :)

<juji> :(

<juji> i'd cry

<juji> but i cant fit tears through my chinky eyeslits
#17991 +(246)- [X]<destruct> my boss just said  o/~ be a man o/~

<archon> did he say it while removing his belt?
#21001 +(341)- [X]*** panda sets mode: +vvv ecs Kitsune Warskull

*** Goonigoogoo sets mode: +vvv Beersplurgleywurgelywoo chris[sleep] JonesSoda

<afropik> I don't liek where this is going

*** panda sets mode: +m

*** afropik is now known as WTFTurnItOff
#21255 +(614)- [X]<+elf> hey

<Dekar> Do you want to see my cool thing?

<Dekar> It's shiny...

<Dekar> It has all sorts of moving parts.

<Dekar> And it does things. Cool things.

<+elf> zip up your pants, I don't care if you spray painted your penis.
#22443 +(354)- [X]<phatmike> wtf

<phatmike> i dont drink that much

<phatmike> wow

<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird

<phatmike> without the whiskey in it
#23421 +(117)- [X]<LuminousPath> somebody after with the main envi'-boy it has the recovery;) 

<LuminousPath> I have succeeded in confusing them all.

<LuminousPath> Now, in the confusion, I shall cause an overload in the main mIRC hub.

<LuminousPath> This will cause horendous bottlenecks, netsplits and profile colapses

<LuminousPath> In the confusion, I shall route all transmissions through Area 51.

<LuminousPath> This will overload their main servers, causing them to have a netsplit

<LuminousPath> I shall repeat this process thosands of times over...

<YusukeUrameshi> LuminousPath: you do not know much of IRC do you?
#25026 +(454)- [X]<Cobain4ever 87> ♥♥♥♥ YOU

<Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat, ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its no fun at all.
#26369 +(3560)- [X]<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*

<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not ♥♥♥♥ up my pc

<Blitz> it wont

<J0E> omfg, its deleting!

<Blitz> no, its scanning

<J0E> it says deleting

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#30472 +(1359)- [X]<Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling

<Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor

<Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the ♥♥♥♥ out
#36401 +(227)- [X]<guest1101> techno...  I pity you..

<guest1101> I really do

<@Technogeek> Because I have the burden of intelligence?

<guest1101> NOT AT ALL

<guest1101> U ALWAYS SAY THAT ♥♥♥♥

<@Boogaleeboo> "U"

<@Boogaleeboo> Good move
#36557 +(214)- [X]<ljlane> I need to do a non-greedy scan on a few gigs of data for a pattern containing hex and some text. Ideas?

<RichiH> ljlane: suicide?
#46338 +(335)- [X]<Kai-jin> violence is always an answer

<Aan|trigu> ah..no

<Aan|trigu> :P

<Kai-jin> yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer

<Aan|trigu> well so is bestiality
#47348 +(84)- [X]* [A]LastOutlaw (_A_LastOut@142.161.86.255) has joined #script

<[A]LastOutlaw> anyone know what this means "Break: command halted (line 1098, sonica.mrc)"

<God> something or someone cancelled the script

<[A]LastOutlaw> then how do get rid of it...

<God> stop cancelling it

<[A]LastOutlaw> k

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#49773 +(288)- [X]<homerj> i'm going to see if that beam in the basement is big enough to hang myself from..if not, bbl
#53061 +(204)- [X]<Rory> I once saw on an import Gundam toy "Dont break steamy translucent fabric or new one will come"

<Rory> wait that was a pack of Japanese condoms
#55777 +(277)- [X]<Crack[H]eaD> That brings up an interesting point.... According to the license agreement of some software you dont own it... you are merely renting it

<Crack[H]eaD> so by downloading the software am I borrowing it?

<Lasuuco> yeah crack

<Lasuuco> hence the term

<Lasuuco> "licensed"

<Crack[H]eaD> I should make a bunch of bumper stickers that say "Borrowing is not a crime" ;)

<bigfoot> could i borrow one?

<Crack[H]eaD> ♥♥♥♥ yeah
#57535 +(534)- [X]<Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them

<Al> that's why it's "Koran"

<Kurt> short for Korean

<Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean

<jre> No, kek is

<Alien> huk of the ke

<Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean?

<jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke

<jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter

<Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks

<Kurt> FREAKIN NERD

<Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides

*Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks

<jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the Zerg homeworld

<jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to Earth

<jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take in Ks and breathe out chop suey

<Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a vacuum.

<jre> LIAR
#59927 +(16)- [X]<KeeperX> <zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG

<KeeperX> <Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?

<Flaming_Duck> oh god

<Flaming_Duck> look at the JPG

<Flaming_Duck> that's so gay

<KeeperX> yes, that is gay

<KeeperX> external CDROM
#60700 +(618)- [X]<hobbit> omg... the reporter on the news just said 'they saw the suspect busting off a nine mm'

<dis^> hah

<hobbit> thats kinda unprofessional..

<DSLDemon"