"#92 +(2045)- [X]<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
#1228 +(1304)- [X]<timmo> you know what i hate

<timmo> errors that wont go away

<Guilty> So you dislike children too
#1723 +(1475)- [X]<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off

<k-rad-bob> then i jacked off while watching it

* linKnee is afk: PUKING
#2392 +(68)- [X]<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas
#3539 +(1070)- [X]<craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are pedanic here

<Crappy> it's pedantic
#3610 +(269)- [X]<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP

<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack
#5747 +(3)- [X]<Auger> i stayed in a hospital when i was in second grade and i peed my bed cause i couldn't get up and i was too scared to call someone in
#6390 +(274)- [X]<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful

<octalpuss> ♥♥♥♥ brains  =o)

<octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass

<octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was going to need a

            tummy tuck for is now 85% gone

<el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it
#7072 +(462)- [X]<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.

<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.

<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?

<Joe_> It could work..
#7342 +(323)- [X]<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i have to go to jail, I'll rip off a mans tip if he tries to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me!
#8066 +(151)- [X]<ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a browser asap, could some1 send me it plz
#10461 +(221)- [X]<melanarchy> I mean I don't want to be too mean

<melanarchy> but there are levels of acceptable IRC stupidity
#10471 +(184)- [X]<hep> you told me!

<hep> all the e is going to your brain :>

<Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?

<Encapsulate> No

<Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee

<Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants", that is

<Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power

<Encapsulate> Or PPP

<Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"

<Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use your wang

modem to dial up to the internet?
#10478 +(85)- [X]<Acheron> hep: :P

<Acheron> And I say that from the bottom of my heart.

<hep> please to not be sticking it out unless you intend on using it.

<hep> today

<Acheron> Well, my tongue is a little longer than most, but S.F. is a

helluva reach, even for more gifted folks

<Mitzy> despicable.

<Acheron> Sorry. I don't get as much tongue-stretching exercise as I used

to.

<para> that's a .sigfile right there.,

<Acheron> keep your .sig out of my .file! perv!
#15826 +(811)- [X]<vqhmdragn> rawk!

<S4murai> exactly

<vqhmdragn> ♥♥♥♥ I ♥♥♥♥ hear you I must have a ear in♥♥♥♥tion, plz ♥♥♥ closer

<S4murai> I too have an ear in♥♥♥♥tion butits ok, I have a pill to take every half ♥♥♥♥♥

<vqhmdragn> I'm afriad I ♥♥♥♥ afwhored such a pill :(

S4murai> a little less expenisive is a small prick to your finger. Tit's the Doctwhore's bill that'll clit you in the end.

<vqhmdragn> so ♥♥♥♥♥ up s4murai?

<S4murai> nut much, you?

<vqhmdragn> just chillin out

<vqhmdragn> wait, it's midnut, I just turned 18, that's ♥♥♥♥♥ up

<S4murai> really? that's ballsome!

<vqhmdragn> yea now I can buy cigs legaly, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bewhore
#16737 +(216)- [X]<Joelz> How good is it, when you've badly gotta take a leak....but you can't be stuffed getting up, but there is an empty coke bottle next to you and....nevermind.

<Bigchris> what happens if you have to chuck a ♥♥♥♥?

<Joelz> That's what shoes are for.
#20922 +(22)- [X]Brax-SP: Now, a for a test of group effort. Everyone decide who should ask the next question. I need a unanimous vote.

Morrolan: owch

Bruxail: Morrolan!

Xerin: Morrolan

Ildefonse: Morrolan

Morrolan: whoah

BowenTheKotoc: Morollan

Omni: Morr

Raven|E: Morollan

Primalmoon: Primalmoon

Bruxail: hehe

Omni: whered that come from :)

Ildefonse: OMG..

Faeleia: dork

Primalmoon: Morrolan I guess..
#27478 +(38)- [X]<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does?  like can I run ICQ in there ?
#31327 +(702)- [X]<Entil-Zha> ::creams like a girl::

<NeoPartix> lmao

<Entil-Zha> *screams

<Entil-Zha> ♥♥♥♥ you
#31698 +(129)- [X]Feyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways?

Hsu: soon

Feyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband

Hsu: taste like victory

Feyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a live cable wire.
#33646 +(112)- [X]<@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts
#33766 +(74)- [X]<katas> <@may|phone> i go for people with a good personalities <<---- schizophrenics?
#33841 +(-17)- [X]<chikster> lol

<c-rOCK> this is great

<chikster> whats that one quote

<c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns
#34474 +(196)- [X]<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now running; please type !virus to test your system

<Morphine> :))

<Morphine> !virus

<Morphine> lol

<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now currently checking Morphine for infected files.

<thnom> wait a bit .........

<thnom>  Morphine; AntiVirusIRC v0.2 has detected a virus, press ALT + F + C; to identify the infected file(s).

<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 was brought to you by Tw0Y3d-]

<Morphine> ?

[11:06] *** Morphine has quit IRC ((23:33:55) (@mart`db) xp is dodgy)

<thnom> rofl

[11:07] *** Morphine has joined #abjects
#46820 +(110)- [X]* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time

<Arrow> FIRST TIME?!

<BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it.  But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B

<Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it
#47220 +(899)- [X]<Lacan7>Oh. My bad. I'm so used to speaking english here that I've become a tad rusty on my stupid.
#49054 +(65)- [X]<RushMore> she couldnt stay away from my animal magnitsm

<RushMore> or is it my immense gravometric field

<issuez> no thats me

<issuez> shes in my time zone

<issuez> im fat

<issuez> it all revolves around me
#53520 +(163)- [X]<@kmad> its fun as hell

<@kmad> you know what, thats a bad simile

<@kmad> because i would assume hell isn't very fun
#56412 +(886)- [X]<tsingtao> I met this girl at work that I'd enjoy having sex with

<tsingtao> any advice on how i can bring myself closer to doing so?

<TheBaskinator> Just pull down your pants and chase her around.  She's bound to fall down sometime.
#56785 +(564)- [X]<Jeff> :-(

<Jeff> :-(

<Jeff> : (

<cabbage> your nose fell off
#75654 +(457)- [X]<Volt9000> huh huh huh huh this job title is "Unit Manager"

<Volt9000> I can manage my own unit just fine

<DopefishJustin> Volt: you must be good at micromanagement ;)
#75963 +(507)- [X]<Mike_Works> Mr. Rogers is gone. ;_;

<ZS> there goes the neighborhood
#76515 +(277)- [X]* {JPM} is now known as {{{JPM}}}

<{{{JPM}}}> does this nick make me look fat?
#76726 +(456)- [X]<@Ne[r]d> my father just walked behind me, and saw one of the buttons on the taskbar "AltaVista's Babe..." :O

<@Ne[r]d> he wanted to see it :p

<@Lizard> lol

<@Vader> lol

<@Vader> Sure, dad, translate away!
#80924 +(126)- [X]<@fo"