"#628 +(107)- [X]<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay?

<Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild
#899 +(329)- [X]<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD GRADE TEACHER.
#2065 +(1082)- [X]<matts> hal check your privates

<matts> err

<matts> messages
#3880 +(501)- [X]<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning

<Wyatt> being late rules.

<furandfx> periods

<furandfx> the only place being late does not rule
#4738 +(1622)- [X]* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data

[Synoptica] ♥♥♥♥

[Synoptica] no i dont

* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together
#5715 +(275)- [X]* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D
#6185 +(252)- [X]<Arctil> cool...it works now

<Arctil> Holy♥♥♥♥: did you flush your DNS cache or something?

<Holy♥♥♥♥> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the httpd.conf file
#6785 +(198)- [X]<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work

<DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?"

<LordSuggs> heh

<LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;)

<DeLorean> heh

<DeLorean> ego
#8256 +(285)- [X]<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o  suck it.

<@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.
#8653 +(476)- [X](¨) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges,

    and sucks one ♥♥♥♥, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.)
#9111 +(515)- [X]<ChuffyCow> pr0n heals all wounds

<ChuffyCow> except cuts on the penis.
#11183 +(58)- [X]<Mbeta> if i were going to break up with a girl who i had grown to hate

<Mbeta> i would rub poison ivy in the crotch area of all her panties

<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> better yet

<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> herpies

<Mbeta> yea, where am i gonna get herpes?

<chibi> pooty can give you herpes

<Mbeta> everyone already has herpes in NY

<Mbeta> come on now.

<Mbeta> that's like saying

<Mbeta> if i had aids i would run around in africa touching everyone
#12115 +(38)- [X]<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly
#14300 +(801)- [X]Phantbert> I work at a pizza place

Phantbert> and the smallest size pizza is called a 6-inch

Phantbert> so yesterday

Phantbert> I actually uttered the phrase

Phantbert> "I have a six inch sausage."
#16121 +(259)- [X]<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another car

<zamros> my first accident witnessing

<zamros> and/or moster truck rally
#16808 +(492)- [X]<[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you invite a couple of girls over to get naked, and you end up jerking off on to their tits, but you never touch them?

<[SS]Corky> NO!

<[SS]Corky> did this happen?

<[OKW]Buchwald> well, gimme a few minutes :)
#17085 +(236)- [X]<StarlinVF> My mom watched me play Tribes2

<StarlinVF> she thinks I should go into the FBI
#21825 +(310)- [X]<arabella> when i was about 20, old enough not to be, i got sent away from the table to my room for saying, "So today in lab we put dog testes in the blender and then," and that's as far as i got.
#26357 +(267)- [X]*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.'

(@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs

(@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them?

(@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot man, seriously.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes.

(@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor?

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.
#33341 +(23)- [X]sugarcookie: then make sure you masterbate so you dont kill me tomorrow
#34199 +(250)- [X]<Joel> i like legos but the red ones give me heart burn...
#37462 +(1458)- [X]<blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan

<blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight

<blazemore> and like

<blazemore> we were walking out of tilt

<blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be late for you clan meeting"

<blazemore> and these black guys were walking by

<blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses
#48595 +(207)- [X]<orion> man

<orion> ♥♥♥♥ pints

<orion> our corner store is selling QUARTS now

<Hat> Where do you live, Ireland?
#49773 +(288)- [X]<homerj> i'm going to see if that beam in the basement is big enough to hang myself from..if not, bbl
#53492 +(691)- [X]<Insomniak> thank god Ling's not here

<Linguica> yes, thank god i'm not here
#71436 +(216)- [X]<1stStrike> is everything in britian closed on a saturday or something?

<Jericho24.> at 6pm, yes

<1stStrike> well it's only 1 pm

<Jericho24.> as u just said urself... B R I T A I N

<1stStrike> oh wait
#75802 +(414)- [X]<Volt9000> Grog is where it's at

<AL9000> Yar!

<Volt9000> Do you mock me?

<AL9000> No, I'm agreeing with you

<Volt9000> LIAR! You mock me with your pirate attitude!

<Volt9000> I'll make you WALK TEH PLAKN!!!!11

<AL9000> ONLY IF I GET TO SWAB YUOR POOP DECKS!!!1

* AL9000 yanks off Volt's pants

<AL9000> YAARRR! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!
#79094 +(77)- [X]<Mr_Roboto> when we set nagasaki up the bomb
#81131 +(169)- [X]<KingKirby> The US is stupid like that.  Bomb somebody, give them money.  Shoot somebody, give them a band-aid.

<nylint> ♥♥♥♥ somebody in the ass, give them a reach-around.
#105463 +(236)- [X]<fyre> better delete that file

<fyre> before you steal all my intellectual property!

<black-hand> haha

<fyre> if my intellectual property was a monopoly square

<fyre> i'd be one of the cheap purple ones
#116079 +(562)- [X]<^Melchior^> MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP MY FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map
#124874 +(142)- [X]Tony``/#chat slams a motherboard over the|navigator's head

<the|navigator> You idiot! I could of built a computer with that one.

<Tony``> no dice. it was an intel
#136392 +(259)- [X]<Misteroo>  I'M PART ITALIAN. MAMA MIA, I GUNA YOU DOWN

<Misteroo>  YES I WILL! THEN I WILL DRAW A STILL LIFE OF THE SPAGHETTI WHICH I EAT VERY OFTEN

<winterwinstar> draw a bunch of pirahnna plants and green pipes

<Misteroo>  WINTER THAT IS OFFENSIVE I LIVED IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM THERE WEREN'T THAT MANY PIPES :{
#179746 +(595)- [X]<Yajinden> I like this temperature-based designation system we have.

<Yajinden> it's good to be hot, and it's good to be cool, but it's not good to be frigid, and it's not good to be flaming.
#203250 +(65)- [X]<spider> sigh, i gotta go find my alcholic truck again, bbl

<FRiZzO> oh yeah she didn't come home with you last night?

<spider> negative
#236412 +(320)- [X]* MogKnight fires suicide bombers at acpo

<MogKnight> FOR ALLAH.

<Cassie> don't mock allah :(

<Cassie> he is my god

<rikku> SO YOUR ARBIAN!!!!

<Cassie> yes, i'm from Arbia
#260060 +(1498)- [X]<xNichG> anyone have a good way to visualize 3d vector fields and surfaces?

<Nap> LSD?
#264226 +(1246)- [X]<zN|nJa> I wonder how tough the recruiting for suicide bomber school is

<zN|nJ"