"#116 +(173)- [X]<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly

<DigDug> Yes.

<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello

<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug
#698 +(980)- [X]<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user

<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL
#2082 +(726)- [X]<Brentai> Michael who?

<TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent.

<Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead.

<Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent.

<Thom> Died having a wank.

<Brentai> Poor guy.

<Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie.

<DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never knew how right he was.
#2413 +(440)- [X]<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something like this

<myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of thanksgiving

<myhero> where your a ♥♥♥♥♥ and hate everything in the world for one day

<myhero> that's what I did today

<myhero> it felt great

<Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday

<Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day

<myhero> yeah maybe

<myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a little bit harder to hate people

<myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday

<myhero> hate people a little bit more
#3728 +(269)- [X]<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington.

<Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to ♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend so be it
#4848 +(8523)- [X]<ohm> damn

<ohm> ♥♥♥♥

<ohm> DAMN

<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up

<ohm> ♥♥♥♥

<ohm> i go like this to her

<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"

<ohm> ♥♥♥♥
#7039 +(746)- [X]<DocWebstr> *cough*♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥*cough*

<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; it's not good for you.
#7494 +(148)- [X]<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called "scorned woman"
#7985 +(344)- [X]Droogie1115: my grandma is coming dowm tommorrow and my mom is going to uconn on sunday

Droogie1115: its going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck

Droogie1115: i cant stand my grandma being here

Droogie1115: because when she is here i cant sleep past 7 30

napalm 256: she wake u up

Droogie1115: because she wakes up and takes the nastiest dump that smells up teh whole house and i just wanna kill myself
#8955 +(430)- [X]<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek?

<Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere!

<RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.
#11085 +(413)- [X]<MissTika> how have you been?

<Sage> Good, good. And you?

<MissTika> oksy I guess, had a falling out with two of my " best" friends but other then that heh

<Ne0_Rat> Tika has been arguing with her boobs again.
#11422 +(547)- [X]<hobophobic> cant be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going to the toilet

<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window

<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window

<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol

<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window

<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first

<hobophobic> :(
#15916 +(137)- [X]<HighKaramba> people who live in silicon houses should not throw pocket protectors
#17262 +(189)- [X]<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work

<NickBlasta> take breaks between fapping
#18234 +(82)- [X]<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart? like you dont want to use port 1035 and 1036 at the same time?
#20417 +(91)- [X]<freedumb> i just made dinner and broadcasted it "online"

<freedumb> im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ E-Martha Stuart
#23852 +(178)- [X](XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side

(XBL-im): into my room

(XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air

(XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up

(XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport*

(XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem

(XBL-im): and they found me

(XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lecture on how it works

(XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable

(XBL-im): lol
#29712 +(813)- [X]<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream...

<daenonok> dude you slept in class?

<D4NG3R0U5> in which my girlfriend (who sat a few seats away) got up, and, on her way over to me took off her top, then got on her knees and unzipped my pants

<D4NG3R0U5> yeah i slept in class, sometimes (when i decided it was time for my medication)

<D4NG3R0U5> and, bc the night before she gave me head irl, the dream was really vivid...woke up, everyone was lookin at me...

<D4NG3R0U5> then the teacher went back on talkin, and everyone turned back around...that haunts me
#36530 +(33)- [X]<The-Dude> I heard it involves placing a toilet paper tube up there and letting a hampster crawl in....then pull out the tube, leaving the hampster in there......

<Kanush> that is disgusting.......yet intriguining "
#38516 +(164)- [X]<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit

<strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she was all like "Aw Yeah"

<kingBooze> so did you guys do it?

<strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean
#39254 +(794)- [X]<Pazzo> anyone got a windows XP cd-key?

<ClinRaro> Pazzo: FCKGW-E4TMY-C0CK-F4G0T

Pazzo is ~ident@tide110.microsoft.com
#39521 +(80)- [X]<Robby> i'm saving up to buy ut2003

<Vak> what? people still buy software?
#41025 +(406)- [X]<jc> I have a dream.

<ailie> I had a dream.

<jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny Amazon women?

<ailie> No.

<jc> Sadly, neither did mine.

<jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming thing.
#41121 +(-87)- [X]<membranoid> MIGGER: THE MAGIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#43320 +(292)- [X]<StarlightShine> I have a sore stiff hand and a sore mouth :(

<InvalidUser> *snicker*

<StarlightShine> I got my trombone yesterday,
#47145 +(223)- [X]<BloodFromStone> XP probably has a button that summons local monkeys to brutalize my isp.

<[Sl]Ashy> no, bfs

<[Sl]Ashy> I'm afraid that first the monkeys duct tape you to a chair and taunt you, then proceed to take off your clothing, take pictures for later blackmail, and -then- rip your ISP's server to shreds.

<BloodFromStone> o_o

<BloodFromStone> XP is dangerous.

<[Sl]Ashy> Yes.

<Iepetus> yeah

<[Sl]Ashy> Handle with care.

<Iepetus> monkeys seem cute and all

<Iepetus> but when that happens... it's no fun

<Iepetus> ...

<Iepetus> or so I hear
#48150 +(1414)- [X]<DaFuror> ok

<DaFuror> that about sucked

<phac> what now daf?

<DaFuror> I went out to my car to get my U1 about an hour ago

<g3nocide> U1 ?

<DaFuror> Sun Ultra 1 server

<DaFuror> well, anyway

<DaFuror> these three drunk kid come outta nowhere and one of them tried to jump me

<g3nocide> LOL

<DaFuror> I cracked his skull open with the U1

<DaFuror> just got done dealing with the fine upper arlington police dept

<g3nocide> lol you hit him with a sun ultra one server

<DaFuror> I can

<g3nocide> LOL

<DaFuror> t

<g3nocide> omfg

<DaFuror> wait to see the police report

<g3nocide> you know you are a geek when, you protect yourself with server hardware
#49008 +(325)- [X]<dustin> i'm hung like a zombie process
#50804 +(250)- [X]<SteamedHams> heroin should be more widespread. it's like an off button for morons
#50941 +(87)- [X]* nick > Stalkaout is now known as Stalkachu

<@Miz> and where have you been?

<@Cheez> considering hes at university hes probably been out drinking / getting stoned / getting laid

<@Miz> considering its Stalkeh i'd wager not

<@Cheez> LOL
#54048 +(223)- [X]<Afsan> the question is.. would"