"#243 +(846)- [X]<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.
#337 +(365)- [X]<Ash> Thank God we got it all out before DigDug could quote us. :|
#1899 +(354)- [X][Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner

[`michael] squirrels

[Amanda_] dude

[Amanda_] Squirrel is good
#2428 +(318)- [X]<Snag> *beep*beep*

<Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you???

<Snag> funny

<Snag> :|
#4734 +(26)- [X]<BurntAsh> you know what was funny

<BurntAsh> when aalyiah died

<BurntAsh> man i hated that ♥♥♥♥♥

<BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon
#5414 +(139)- [X]<cool__G> I can define 1/0

<illusionz> liar

<BeZoAR> thats like trying to define illusionz sexuality
#6246 +(425)- [X]* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the Kingdom of ♥♥♥♥.
#11224 +(260)- [X]<k0reany0> hey it's been long time since I've talked to you.

<Xilokumsh0t> let's meet up and have a beer sometime

<k0reany0> sure.  btw how is your wife nancy doing?

<Xilokumsh0t> her name is suzy

<k0reany0> who cares!
#11626 +(246)- [X]<stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and makes me reboot, then want to kill people
#12423 +(502)- [X]<Arafelis> Er, can anyone help me get rid of a virus?

<Arafelis> I sort of need to before it takes out my computer.

<Arafelis> It's creating a junk file called WIN386.swp
#15777 +(16)- [X]<sweet_chick> hey peeps wuts happen

<SiZZuRp> sweet love by a fire

<SiZZuRp> with goats and other various wildlife

<sweet_chick> awwwwwwwww hot sweet
#21455 +(182)- [X]<Chikster> Oh wow ur little comments can go ♥♥♥♥ a goat.

<Chikster> LoL

<Chikster> now that i read what i said i see where u got that.

<BadCaleb> i'd pay to see that.. i can't explain why, though

<nyisles> text on a computer screen can't exactly have sex with a goat...

<Chikster> well..true

<Chikster> but someday

<BadCaleb> in  aperfect world.. words will roam around, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all sorts of animals

<BadCaleb> but not mine..
#24677 +(428)- [X]<Surtur> so.. i saw david bowie two nights ago...

<Surtur> t'was good.

<|Wolf|> in concert?

<Surtur> oh yeah.

<|Wolf|> disregard what i just asked

<Surtur> no just walked into my bathroom and there he was, in the tub!

<AlumaSqrl> hahaha

<AlumaSqrl> floating face down
#38646 +(685)- [X]<@Adam>Wow, this apple sure does look good...

<@Eve>No Adam!

* @Adam eats the apple.

*** @God sets mode: -oo Adam Eve

<@God> THOU HATH SINNED!
#39785 +(1031)- [X]<Haunter> Some ultra-Christian girl said "Jesus loves you" to me today, and I said "Just me?"  She said, "No, he loves everyone."  So I collapsed in fake tears and started wailing, yelling "What kind of a healthy relationship is THAT supposed to be?  I gave 15 years of my life to that man, and he's going around loving EVERYONE?"
#40463 +(783)- [X]<Bulbareon> Avalanche prevention goggles.

<Bulbareon> Battery powered battery charger.

<Bulbareon> Braille Drivers' Manual

<FlareonAtma> helicoptor ejection seat

<FlareonAtma> submarine screen window

<FlareonAtma> iMac

<Bulbareon> lol
#41201 +(120)- [X]<mike||afk> does anyone here have princess tutu?

<Callick> ...

<Callick> I sure hope not.
#47750 +(320)- [X]tchristney: Cheating is like masturbation. Feels good while you're doing it but once you're finished it only emphasizes how empty and shallow your life really is.
#48393 +(604)- [X]<Deconstructor> in school, i usually go to the bathroom the same time everyday, and noone else is there then, so i decided to be cool one day so i sidestepped in like the doomguy with my fakegun pointed outward, and i circle strafed right into this other guy
#48538 +(258)- [X]<Liza> but.. plis.. tell to everybody that in argentina we live.. with human rigths broken i dont know how to express because my english is not so good help us!

<divdiv> stop complaining, you get adsl, I'd gladly give up our human rights for adsl
#49894 +(193)- [X]<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door

<xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo.

<adam> it's all in your head, matt.

<xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh, oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."
#52965 +(268)- [X]<PixieDee> GIVE ME A YOUNG MAN TO SACRIFICE

*** tao|Cyrus- is now known as tao|Cyrus-dieing

<PixieDee> omg i don't want a grammatically incorrect sacrificial young man.
#76850 +(198)- [X]<Kyle> blue cat5? heh

<xstraightedgex> MAGE

<xstraightedgex> ive got that

<xstraightedgex> and yellow

<waffle> all the cat5 I see in institutions is blue

<Ed> Yeah, I see that pretty often.

<Kyle> heh

<waffle> the high school I went to had it

<xstraightedgex> what about YELLOW

<Ed> Yellow too.

<Ed> I've seen yellow more often in crossovers, though.

<waffle> i was about to say that

<Graphic_V> My cat5 is blue.

<Graphic_V> This is the nerdiest conversation ever.
#76936 +(371)- [X]<Beige> It's one o'clock.

<Beige> Do you know where your children are?

<Apollyon> In my testes.
#80361 +(1288)- [X]* Nastard is now known as ♥♥♥♥

<damn> what kind of nick is that?

<♥♥♥♥> if i know
#80942 +(125)- [X]<robb> i need to go talk to that new hot chick... getz me some kisses

<robb> but she's like hot... and probably *has* a life
#105495 +(225)- [X]<tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you just took over, you know. =]

<massa> i'd probably be insulted

<massa> but i dont know what integral means
#116969 +(165)- [X]<crhyme> I made a windchime out of used condoms

<soop> does it go "slap phlap wap"

<soop> in the wind?

<sunrinse> crhyme: sounds more slappy than chimey

<soop> or does it more of an aromatherapy thing

<crhyme> well its mostly just for style

<crhyme> its also a great way to dry out your condoms
#118631 +(596)- [X]<kohupiimakook> how can u connect two computers

<kohupiimakook> like lan, but without ethernet card

<suksu> with glue maybe
#146205 +(-197)- [X]<BluePhoenix> I predict that in 500 years, everyone will be the same color.

<@Measure> well after we rocket all the blacks into the sun, sure
#202477 +(9134)- [X](Mootar) morons.

(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless

(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network

(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways

(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
#222411 +(559)- [X]<WilBeDed> Anyone Alive?

<WooShell> no. i am sorry. everyone's dead at the moment. please leave a requiem after the tone.
#239081 +(979)- [X]<Midnight> Telemarketers are sooo fun to screw with.

<Midnight> Like this one time, I got a call from one obviously trying to get me to change my long distance carrier or some b.s. like that.

<Midnight> The dialogue went something like this:

"May I speak person who is in charge of the phone services in your house?"

"Ummmm...We don't have a phone."

"Well, then what are you talking to me on?"

"A banana?"

<Midnight> I think they hung up after that.
#255086 +(451)- [X]<methangas> this is EA's support lines automatic answering machine; we already got your money, now please go away
#270829 +(328)- [X](making NPCs for D&D)

<Stefanf> Hurrah! I have decided what to spend the remaining 535 gp"