"#73 +(2682)- [X]<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.

<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.
#369 +(9145)- [X]<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
#820 +(556)- [X]<TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @#gayboysex @#gayteenboys

<TwiLyght> ack!

<TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby
#4325 +(497)- [X]<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :|

<mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress

<nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses.

<mightyflo> you get what you pay for
#7133 +(410)- [X]<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee

<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee

<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo

<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in
#12475 +(1521)- [X]<flee> my favorite people to talk to on the phone are those

<flee> that are self-absorbed enough that all I have to do

<flee> is say "yup" and laugh at appropriate intervals.

<flee> it's only annoying when I don't know how to detach.

<flee> I should write a program that will say "yup" and

<flee> laugh for me.

<flee> of course, I can't tell anyone this.

<mrg> yup!

<mrg> hahahah
#13487 +(169)- [X]<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P

<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
#16144 +(1379)- [X]<GimpMaster> why the hell i'm i on ignore :o

<Vxie> and i wont till he apoligizes for his actions...

<SovanJedi> How can he apologise if you can't even hear him? ;)

<GimpMaster> hah

<Vxie> i dunno

<GimpMaster> ask him what i did :o

<Vxie> thats what im trying to figure out...

<SovanJedi> Gimp is asking 'what did I do?'

<Vxie> i asked him to stop cussing infront of my lil sis and he didnt stop

<GimpMaster> is that it? ♥♥♥♥ the sand monkey. i don't care

<SovanJedi> Gimp says 'I'm very sorry for my actions, and he won't do it again.'

<Vxie> ok

<GimpMaster> LOL
#16790 +(-11)- [X]·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed

·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed

·jimslim· !rules
#20248 +(158)- [X]<notxyst> ♥♥♥♥ budget cuts

<notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts
#21814 +(921)- [X]<Swede> I WONDER WHAT GOD WAS THINKIN WHEN SHE CREATED THE MAN 

<Arcadian> I wonder what MAN was thinking when he INVENTED GOD...
#29442 +(1374)- [X]<Phuser> Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash...I took 65 pictures of myself making a sandwich...My neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
#30512 +(1357)- [X]*** Radio_Star has quit IRC (Killed by (Video (Har har)))
#32235 +(10)- [X][bew] besides, the only reason ryans mom rides the short bus is because RicePWR's mom's fat-ass broke off the back half when she sat down

[bew] ;/

[veedub15psi] bew: BHAHAHAHAH

[@trendwhore] bahahaha
#33560 +(236)- [X]<groulder> god i smell like a peice of ♥♥♥♥.

<groulder> i shold have a shower.

<j03bl0w> or stop smearing ♥♥♥♥ on yourself?
#33681 +(214)- [X]RaspberryClock:  The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy, don't you think?
#33846 +(258)- [X]Brood: eminem is such a cracker ♥♥♥♥♥♥

RokChik7: what'd he do now?

Brood: rap.

RokChik7: lol
#35913 +(16)- [X]<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child

<Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target demographic is catholic preists

<eyesore> lol

<eyesore> ZING!
#40526 +(106)- [X]krux [~krux@nixhelp-62585.somewhere.dsl-verizon.net] has joined #linux

<krux> yello

<krux> dsl is back buah :)

SignOff krux: #linux (Ping timeout)
#46925 +(603)- [X]<DieHard> I was lagging so bad it felt like i was shouting binary codes through a pay phone.
#48950 +(16)- [X]<c-rOCK> when youre bored i highly recommend making fun of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
#51101 +(81)- [X]dmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running 1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15 near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy
#54356 +(10)- [X]<Comarcracy> anyone know a good game for pc that is similar to gta?

<ircbuddy> GTA2

<ircbuddy> (You must have seen that coming...)

<Comarcracy> kinda, i didnt think anyone would say that since i was refering to all gta games...but expect the unexpected

<ircbuddy> Fair enough.
#66300 +(190)- [X]<Zwitta|d4_P41N> I should be voiced in here

<[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> you can be if you give me money

*** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zwitta|d4_P41N

<Zwitta|d4_P41N> Thx for voice ChanServ

<Zwitta|d4_P41N> aha

<Zwitta|d4_P41N> ...there we go

<[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> damn chanserv ruining my retirement plans
#73166 +(12)- [X]<+TheVirus> you know you hit an all time low when you take a ♥♥♥♥, and dont realize the after affects until you look at your mouse =\
#76881 +(106)- [X]« BmxMovieM » does anyone know where i can get the macintosh os...but for pc?
#91807 +(828)- [X]<Kukyona> how is hacking like sex? gets better with practice?

<m4tt-3> ehh

<m4tt-3> 'get in, get out, hope you dont leave anything behind that can be traced to you
#99000 +(-44)- [X]jac: "thats why asian guys can always go clubbing underage, they just borrow their dad's licence"

flash: bahahahah that would so work

nexx: er

jac: lol

nexx: asian people cant drive to get thier lisence anyway
#112029 +(229)- [X]--- Hairball is now known as t3h_h0r5|3

<Enos_Shenk> teh horse?

<t3h_h0r5|3> horsie

<t3h_h0r5|3> lmfao

<Enos_Shenk> hah

<Enos_Shenk> no man

<Enos_Shenk> thats not leet

<Enos_Shenk> this is leet

>>> You(Enos_Shenk) are now known as my_l1ttl3_p0ny

<my_l1ttl3_p0ny> PHEEEEER

<youm0nt2> you mean ph34r

<my_l1ttl3_p0ny> oh yeah
#146984 +(125)- [X]<dsf> WHY DOSNT UNDO EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD ?

<dsf> or cut or paste or copy

<|M|R|> well that was my Question when my mom brought me to this world :D
#149900 +(540)- [X]<gilm0re> I wanna make a movie called "I Rock Your Mom" and make it a story about a child who has to triumph over constipation and an erectile disfunction.

<TJ32> ahh.. an autobiography
#153519 +(1527)- [X]<{eCholaLia}> u know if u have a 56k modem , u can save time buy d/lin songs with the smallest amount of bitrate and changing em after wards with a convertor

<Natus> i think you may be legally retarded
#177171 +(-29)- [X]<uber> O_O

<uber> chill out aj

<AJ2> uber: eat ♥♥♥♥

<AJ2> wait, you're asian...you might make a movie out of it :
#181791 +(860)- [X]<jws> You just *know* you have a virus when you see this:

<jws> (D:) Local Disk

<jws> Total size: 66631337 GB
#189842 +(718)- [X](@Big_Daddy) that reminds me, Beer i've lost 30 lbs :D

(@nwar) thats like throwing a deck chair off the titanic :P
#221855 +(516)- [X]<mindy>why are men so insecure about how long their penises are?

<topbottom>it's not that we're insecure, it's just something we like to keep track of, like our shoe size

<topbottom>men need to know this so that when a chick asks us how long our ♥♥♥♥ is, we know what to multiply by 1.5

<mikeyL>yeah, so i'd say 6 inches

<mikeyL>wait

<mikeyL>♥♥♥♥

<topbottom>lol
#222680 +(2343)- [X]<Cheshire> I can't afford those plastic things to cover the electric sockets so I just draw bunny faces on the electric outlets to scare the kids away from them...

<RLtim> Newsflash! Kids aren't afraid of bunnies.

<Cheshire> Oh they will be...
#291763 +(841)- [X][+Hobbes] I was driving by a church on the way home and on the message board out front it said "Under new management""