"#168 +(658)- [X]<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach

<Default> then she got a haircut

<Cowika> in protest?
#318 +(765)- [X]<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.
#2109 +(391)- [X]<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and well traveled
#2279 +(281)- [X]<BombScare> im ♥♥♥♥♥♥ done

<BombScare> bah..no high speed net = no streaming pr0n movies

<BombScare> gotta jerk off to memories then :(
#3283 +(238)- [X]<JibberJim> Your bios doesn't like your 5 1/4" drive roded?

<roded> vmware doesn't actaully

<Jumper_> yeah, downgrade to the 8" again

* Jumper_ had a dual 8" drive - rocked

<JibberJim> 8" is a downgrade? - man you must be liked by the ladies.
#3385 +(141)- [X]<crums|zzz> i love my bed

<crums|zzz> still need to christen it...grrr
#6243 +(365)- [X]<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...

<`Brianne> oops wrong channel
#7837 +(142)- [X]<J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers.

<Zulu> possibilities.

<rob`> bitchslap-over-IP.  Yes.
#8154 +(187)- [X]<Savant> heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards?

<Kiler> I like his posts backing liet up on her "DAOC IS SEXIST CAUSE THE WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!!"

<CrashCat> daoc is sexist because you can fist zombies!

<Kiler> that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie fisting

<CrashCat> oh yeah
#14627 +(244)- [X]*** Lachlann was kicked by Gromph (omg , are u illeterate?)
#16913 +(540)- [X]<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95

<Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17

<Stemish> what is wrong with this picture?

<todd> There's no naked chicks in it?

<Stemish> well, that too
#23760 +(46)- [X]<afro> yeh he flies in from sweden every weekend

<SectorX4> Deos he bring you anything illegal?

<toe> aids
#24393 +(234)- [X]<pdd> we like hydraulics because

<pdd> we like to pretend we're matadors riding a rampaging bull

<pdd> even though matadors don't ride bulls

<pdd> i had to relate it somehow

<pdd> you understand

<pdd> SILENCIO
#35212 +(31)- [X]< BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m

< SnowKrash> =)

< NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n
#37136 +(403)- [X]<bloop> that's a moot point

<SLing> your mom's a moot point

<bloop> you're cats a moot point

<SLing> your spelling is a mott point

<SLing> ...damn
#43468 +(232)- [X]<@Porn-Star> (OS) Windows XP Home Edition (5.1 - 2600), (installed for) 40w 1d 13h 12m, (uptime) 2d 3h 50m 28s, (record) 3d 11h 6m 1s

<@Cheez> (OS) Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 - 2600), (installed for) 6d 7h 2m, (uptime) 13m 2s, (record) 16h 31m 43s

<@Porn-Star> 16hrs

<@Porn-Star> tee hee

* @Cheez shrugs

<@Cheez> its only on when im using it

<@Porn-Star> scary enough, so's mine
#45810 +(18)- [X]* Loopster just found a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Of Wolf Posters for sale

<Orionator> ...

<Orionator> I dunno what it is with Loopy and wolves...

<Loopster> I like wolfs!

<Loopster> there tight

<Loopster> er...cool

<Alluro95> I am not into wolves the way you are, Loopy.

<Antipothis> Now loopster sounds like he has sex with wolves...heh

<Antipothis> :P
#46220 +(237)- [X]<Messiah> one day they'll go on about how many cancer killed during whatever time period

<Messiah> like we do about the bubonic plague

<Messiah> those bastards.

<RingLass> yeah

<Messiah> i propose we kill all the children

<Messiah> so that never happens

<RingLass> ...

<RingLass> that's a bit like causing the sun to implode because you're prone to sunburns
#49425 +(6)- [X]*** Now talking in #athlon

*** Topic is '<pitz_> just good ol fashioned diesel talk <---I  thought this was Taxi Cab Confessions?'

*** Set by Richter!~richter@pontiacil-240.illinois.prairieinet.net on Tue Nov 26 23:37:20

<Weng> Diesel talk: What goes on in truck stop diners when teenage prostitutes are absent

<Weng> Suddenly, pitz appears out of nowhere and refutes the idea that semis use true diesel because there is no "Freightliner FL70 TDI"
#54801 +(8)- [X]<NIH> Dec 12 1917

<NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen dead.

<NIH> Worst... or best?
#65876 +(1102)- [X]<worldie> I just blew my load

<W13> ugh I cant believe I ate the whole thing. 8(

<miner> ......

<W13> oh crap that didnt come out right

<W13> I just ate a whole 12 inch pizza

<Marc> Surrrre ya did.
#74609 +(314)- [X]<@Awt> 15 years for 3066 counts of accessory to murder? WTF

<XDice> yeh, he missed that 3,067th strike law.

<frash> hahaha
#76232 +(378)- [X]<+{R3D}Hurricane> im watching the backstreet boys on SNL....and i finally realize why foreign countries hate the U.S. so much
#81957 +(34)- [X]-:- SignOff SdBlAiNe2K3: #diradio (Quit: I am in shape. Round is a shape.)
#82642 +(-2)- [X]<Ekstelis> How long did the installation take?  1300+ Hours of labor involved in restoration and install

<Ekstelis> How much fiberglass and resin was used? 42 gallons of fiberglass and resin.

<TK`Devour> it takes me 42 gallons of fiberglass & resin to put my bong back together after i use it too much
#91041 +(678)- [X]<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(

<Nor> It was in a BigMac
#105778 +(116)- [X]<DrgdHmstr> man if I wanted communist propeganda I'd read slashdot

* DrgdHmstr was kicked by supz (communist)
#111427 +(595)- [X]<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight

<DJ-Quack> well meeps?

<meeps> this terrorist came around the corner and tried to kill her so i shot his head off

<DJ-Quack> omfg meeps

<hpr> lol :P

<meeps> hahaha

<DJ-Quack> you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<DJ-Quack> ;[

<LawnMM> did he respawn?

<meeps> Yeah, next round
#143577 +(393)- [X]<Zorah> You're like a merry go round.. everyones had a ride.

<Exodus> naw

<Exodus> just the ones who are taller than 5'
#163022 +(688)- [X]<MunInFull> Back in a minute. Gotta speak to the Evil One and negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages.

<Prometheus> because god forbid the man could say "take a ♥♥♥♥"
#166683 +(1324)- [X]<zP|Russina`cs> the teacher was like justin did you do your homework

<zP|Russina`cs> i was like no forgot to

<zP|Russina`cs> shes like well thats bad news

<zP|Russina`cs> i was like well i got some good news i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
#167574 +(391)- [X]<kinkos> can you use a tesla coil as a sexual toy?

<Aegis`> yah, but only once.

<kinkos> once is all i need!
#171110 +(-14)- [X]ð da5id is listening to Chicago - Hard to say I'm sorry - Get Away.mp3

<da5id> I better stop listening to chicago lest I invert

ð da5id is listening to Godsmack - Awake(Definatly have a penis-REMIX).mp3

<da5id> ahh there we go.
#196421 +(212)- [X]<fudge> wow

<fudge> i am blessed

<fudge> ffx-2 AND an AOL 9.0 disc

<ShinakuTK_> ...some one gave you a AOHELL disk for a crimbo present?

<fudge> i doubt it's a xmas present

<fudge> i just get them all year then give them away at halloween to the kiddies

<ShinakuTK_> lol
#205633 +(7049)- [X]WallJam7: roses are red

WallJam7: violets are blue

WallJam7: all of my base

WallJam7: are belong to you
#208254 +(843)- [X]<+far2stoned> that reminds me, bought a book when i was in china last year, called How To Woo, thought it might help me with my seduction techniques

<+far2stoned> turns out it was volume 2 of the chinese phone book :(
#217584 +(628)- [X]<+mR_sCaRy> start killing stuff in task manager

*** seeen (seeen@CPE00055dea8987-CM0010954a5bde.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has left IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

<+mR_sCaRy> not that one :P
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