"#627 +(486)- [X]<iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox?

<Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox?
#1812 +(297)- [X]<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ people.

<doobedoobedoo> The language is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, it's like gaelic, only more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

<Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.

<doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they just spoke english really really poorly.
#2224 +(43)- [X]<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive

<|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron and you deserve to die
#2629 +(430)- [X]<spazzer> ahh ♥♥♥♥

<spazzer> i did it again

<spazzer> spilled tap ramen juice in my lap twice

<Cured> see and I thought you were just singing along to Britney Spears
#2790 +(248)- [X](enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet
#5634 +(274)- [X]<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than ♥♥♥♥ on the seat

<JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong
#6206 +(395)- [X]<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------

<kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com

<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------

<kadafi:#916> Connection from 12.246.148.57 logged

<kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections.

<kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH
#6852 +(953)- [X]<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops.
#7635 +(67)- [X]<zophar>I think you're taking their feelings in the wrong way. Some people just happen to like the game. Obviosuly you don't care that much, and thats cool. But it's your opinion, and some people would like to really play this game the way its meant to be played, full final product, without all the insane amount of cheating in it. O_o;

<Galigmus_Ruune> who cares

<Galigmus_Ruune> cheaters make the game more lifelike

* com4 goes back to warcraft 3 so he can cheat and kill faster than those stupid orcs
#9130 +(665)- [X]<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass
#12978 +(177)- [X]<Mosh76> TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS, HOW DO YOU STOP PEOPLE FROM SENDING YOU UNWANTED CHAT MESSAGES PROMOTING THERE PORN SITES?

<Mosh76> Can someone tell me, or atleast tell me where to look?

<eller> turn off your computer.
#15785 +(299)- [X]<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer
#21122 +(89)- [X]<DrStrangelove> I used to swallow coins aswell.

<[DMK]Relvox> im too cheap to do that!
#22572 +(651)- [X]<@Oz> just reading about the human genome project

<@Oz> what a waste of time, if only god had just released the source with the binaries
#25309 +(210)- [X]<MK|sleeping> i'd be up for bumpin a taxi ;)

<MK|sleeping> 6 pissed gamers runnin away from a taxi

<MK|sleeping> in the midle of the countryside

<BadAss> lol

<Ste[Away]> rofl

<MK|sleeping> fall down a ditch or summit

<BadAss> get raped again by that q3 guy who just happens to be there

<MK|sleeping> see it on the news, 6 bodies were fond 2day beaten and left in a bloody pulp, with a note sayin "i 0wn j00, q2 sux, q3 0wn0rz j00" , cryptographers are stil trying to decypher the code
#29276 +(923)- [X]<slappy> I leave punk on for my cats so they'll get more hardcore while I'm out
#30544 +(533)- [X]<blitzoid> I should register the nickname 'I spunked all over this item' on ebay to discourage people from bidding on my stuff.

<blitzoid> "Hey, an original Asteroids machine! Cheap, too! I think I'll bi - Wait, wait. It's got spunk all over it. Damn."
#35862 +(1457)- [X]<PovRayMan> Weee

<PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them

<PovRayMan> and drink

<PovRayMan> and dance

<PovRayMan> i said no

<PovRayMan> because star trek is on
#44760 +(340)- [X]<fiveiron> where is that new space software

<fiveiron> that lets you fly through the universe

<la_haine> i think that's more commonly known as 'LSD'
#47889 +(835)- [X]<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd
#49369 +(119)- [X]<Ronwe> I think I've done one of the evillest things imaginable

<Ronwe> in my twins search I came across faked olsen twin porn

<D`mer> what?

<D`mer> ick

<Ronwe> I downloaded them

<Ronwe> so I went into channels on IRC the other night and said..

<Ronwe> If anybody is interested in some decent faked celeb pron to /msg me

<Ronwe> those who messaged me got olsen twin porn

<Ronwe> I'm banned from about 20 rooms in dalnet now

* Ronwe grins evilly

<D`mer> lol
#49580 +(142)- [X]<Dilbert> Whats the best material to use to wrap marijuana?

<[LPK]Serj> Saran Wrap

<Dilbert> k thx.

Quits: Dilbert (zorkz@Cheatlist-5F46206.md.comcast.net) (Quit:)
#49610 +(367)- [X]SwEeTi6724: Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions.

XDarkMindedX: Amateurs...
#49884 +(476)- [X]Munktun: how was thanksgiving?

Wahbuffet: missionary position

Munktun: hahahahaha

Wahbuffet: sorry wrong person

Wahbuffet: pretend i didnt say that
#56037 +(273)- [X]<Murr> I received a fascinating insight into govt operations today

<drm> hows that?

<Murr> ordered some maps from the california geological survey 2 weeks ago

<Murr> received them 1 week ago

<Murr> and got a call today from a lady who had problems reading my CC#
#62079 +(108)- [X]<zX-ArcH> my friend has a virus, he runs windows XP, every 5-10 minutes his comp will shut down automaticlly, he must create new users just to even get on! if u know what kind of virus this is , or if u can help in anyway please PM ME

<@CitizenErazed> it's called 'windows xp'
#69283 +(637)- [X]<IanJ> so I got on the elevator here to come up to my room and these girls were in there and they were like "You know, you live on our floor but we never get to see you!" and I'm like... "Duh... uhm... yeah... uhh.... well I don't know you guys..." and then there was an awkward silence. but when we got back to my floor I pulled out my electric guitar and started wailing on it. and they accepted me. and I am now the king of earth.

<ElCarpeto> Ian masters tribal ethics.

<IanJ> the real ending to that little story is a lot more depressing.
#81961 +(207)- [X]<Pharsalus> It would really suck if you were a siamese twin -- your other half was gay, and you were not...and you shared the same ass..

* Pharsalus ponders
#85486 +(1987)- [X]<Perrin> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANDY BAG

<Perrin> OPEN

<Perrin> OPEN]

<Perrin> OPEN

<Perrin> ARHAGHAHGS

<Perrin> NO

<Perrin> NOT DOWN THE SIDE

<Perrin> FARHAHFANSKDFASD
#87577 +(142)- [X]<shok> what is the average life expectancy of a Saddam look alike ?
#98111 +(580)- [X]<_Nathan> thats a lot of licenses you bought viss ;)

<visionz> yeah

<visionz> cost me 3 arms and a dozen legs

<visionz> living near a cemetary rox :)
#104602 +(263)- [X]<Antioch-F> Don't you hate people with karaoke scripts?

<Antioch-F> You know, they sit there and spam the lyrics to their song?

<Antioch-F> It's not enough to just have a script that aggitates everyone by going "I AM NOW PLAYING THIS AND THAT SONG IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW!"

<Antioch-F> No, they have to add karaoke to it.

<Antioch-F> Just in case anyone wants to know what the lyrics are for "Oh Man, I Woke Up In A Truck And My Butt Sort Of Hurts" by Billy West.
#124148 +(229)- [X]Mattbot80: The creepiest thing happened"