"#449 +(1315)- [X]<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one

<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off
#3409 +(230)- [X]<grifferz> what is more funny is when dalnet EB sends a message to their mailing lists  saying "don't talk about this issue, kill the thread" thus ensuring the thread will never, ever end

<grifferz> it is like a reverse godwin
#3995 +(464)- [X]<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment!
#5376 +(564)- [X]<]RE[-NarcDog> damn thats a hard on...

<]RE[-NarcDog> one*
#5464 +(33)- [X]<abt32v> if you need a car to pull ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, plz recheck yer game
#6256 +(61)- [X]<HexRei> but i have had two ♥♥♥♥♥ and they frickin decimated me
#7023 +(216)- [X]<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
#7190 +(1267)- [X]<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
#9178 +(38)- [X]<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl?

<rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name

<helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is
#11117 +(445)- [X]<@puto|^_...> i went in the restroom to take a piss

<@puto|^_...> then my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shorts snuck out of my reach

<@puto|^_...> and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snapped my penis up while pissing

<@puto|^_...> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pissed everywhere and on myself
#14257 +(735)- [X]<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God.
#16378 +(603)- [X]<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and ♥♥♥♥, and i ordered a bud light

<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a ♥♥♥♥
#17881 +(484)- [X]<Heinz89> seen alric

<Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89
#17895 +(83)- [X]<Xetrov`> bbiab

<Xetrov`> gonna go swim with my sister

<[VeRT]> kinky
#24059 +(300)- [X]<phoenix`> Painting your hand yellow does not mean you have an asian girlfriend.....
#31867 +(712)- [X]<%pain> let's do some al quida jokes. anyone? /:

< baggy>  well has anyone ever noticed that The War Against Terrorism is never abbreviated as ♥♥♥♥ ?
#34329 +(335)- [X]<zlut> how to make a directory?

<Apollo-> mkdir

<zlut> thanks

<Apollo-> no problem, slut

<Apollo-> err, zlut
#36690 +(502)- [X]<blie> i need a new girlfriend

<blie> mine sucks

<kelseyB> yours sucks?

<kelseyB> ill take her
#48990 +(88)- [X]<VirtualServ> -±- CurrentSong: Linkin Park - A Place For My Head -±-

<[0G]ftwilli> told you Linkin Park was talking about sex the whole time...
#49485 +(376)- [X]<[-FcG-]Digger> LOLOLOL, Some lady just called my cell and was like "Hi I'd like to place an order"  So I took it!  She's gonna be pissed when the pizza doesn't arrive.

<[-FcG-]Digger> LMAO CLASSIC

<[-FcG-]Digger> Oh man, I RULE!
#50039 +(43)- [X]<RingLass> wow ... too much bash.org ...

<RingLass> kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I realized they were talking about computers ...
#51101 +(81)- [X]dmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running 1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15 near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy
#51132 +(469)- [X]<DN-Mark> touch and taste are basically the same

<Jude> Please... I dare you to go squeeze a donut in your fist until you can feel how sugary and sweet it is.
#51330 +(472)- [X]<vrit> mm* = hi, we're capcom. we don't need to come up with new ideas for games. here, enjoy street fighter vs marvel vs snk vs megaman vs taliban vs n'sync alpha super gold turbo extreme zero mega ultra double-stuf supreme extra value combo 4x
#64347 +(568)- [X]<power> so are there really no people here who have the Avril Lavigne CD?

<power> dammit

<power> back to the old fashioned way of pirating

<bored> power, you're going to put on an eye patch and sail the seven seas?
#75222 +(149)- [X]<matanle> can someone help me use the trainer for mafia, i never used a trainer before?

<bobFoo> go get the trainer trainer
#78507 +(153)- [X]<@Stakker> argh. our CTO just came from Game Designers Convention in the US. our games are too complicated for americans. they're asking for one-button conversions :-D
#81904 +(243)- [X]<h4ndb07> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 by PaulMcCartney is:

<h4ndb07> (Quick! Quick!) What key is to the right of T on a keyboard?

<Allio> r
#94375 +(238)- [X]<J>: Why is there porn all over the place??

<M>: Are you kidding? Ever since my mom moved out, my dad has been throwing that

♥♥♥♥ around like confetti.
#103463 +(224)- [X]<TFreak> She was like, "are you enjoying this"

<TFreak> And I was like thinking, dude, it feels like I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a bowl of spagetti-Os or something.
#105413 +(289)- [X]<floop> now... a 22mp camera?  i'm stoked.

<irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you? It'd be cheaper and smaller.
#107433 +(372)- [X]<kmad> if your parents named you 'Penis' would you kill yourself

<Bertovo> No

<Bertovo> I would kill my parents

<kmad> good point

<Bertovo> "Penis, quit jumping on the table"

<kmad> "penis, clean up after yourself"

<Bertovo> if only it were that easy
#108596 +(162)- [X]--> Globulus (~XXXXXX@XXXXXX.XXXXXXcpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #c

* Globulus why they ban me from #china all I say is "ME CHINESE ME MAKE JOKE ME PUT PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

--- qball sets ban on *!*@*.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
#154492 +(868)- [X]<Lem> so my question is this

<Lem> Agent Smith can replicate himself.. but, why would there be a fork(), if there is no spoon()?
#162486 +(1031)- [X]<Octane> I was once watching this documentary on Discovery channel.

<Octane> They had this Asian family cooking scorpions.

<Octane> The reporter asked one of the family members, "what does it taste like?"

<Octane> The family member responded, "tastes like penguin".
#209867 +(-71)- [X]* FJ arranges M&M's on his keys

<FJ> mm mmmm m mmm mmm
#252491 +(71)- [X]<Gadfly> Did you see The Passion of the Christ yet? I hear Salman Rushdie's writing the novelization.
#262353 +(13933)- [X]<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike

<goatboy> what?

<MooseOnDaLoose> ♥♥♥♥♥.

<goatboy> er?

<MooseOnDaLoose> ♥♥♥♥♥.

<goatboy> and?

<MooseOnDaLoose> ♥♥♥♥♥.

<goatboy> ...

<MooseOnDaLoose> ♥♥♥♥♥.

<goatboy> i dont get it

<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.

<goatboy> bastard
#289785 +(849)- [X]<xi> my parents sent me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ text message to tell me they put my dog down today
#315336 +(203)- [X]Dave: I support R. Kelly.  I saw the video, and that ♥♥♥♥♥ wanted it. The theory is, if the girl is walking in the mall without her parents.. like alone or just with friends... then she's ready to get some ♥♥♥♥.

Banderon:  Dave, look!  Those 12 year olds don't have a parent with them! Go! Go!
#395906 +(313)- [X]<^Syke^> MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE

<^Syke^> :'(

<nelixx> dude

<nelixx> do it on webcam
#428713 +(158)- [X][Filefront|Juice] the french version of halo 2's campaign mode is only 1 minute long. Master chief lands on the earth and the covenent surrender
#563614 +(959)- [X]<Fenril> That reminds me, there's a deaf person in one of my classes, and she has a personal sign-language person.

<Fenril> And it's really freaking distracting.

<Satan> Now there's a job I wouldn't mind having.

<Cact> I don't have a beef with the deaf, it's just that they freak me out with their moans and grunts sometimes.

<Fenril> I don't either, but it's hard to learn w"