"#332 +(146)- [X]<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus.

<Ash> You've solved the mystery!
#888 +(945)- [X]<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life
#972 +(90)- [X]<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it a Kumo5hin?
#1459 +(255)- [X][Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns

[orion] jesus mass

[orion] that's like eating for a african family of 30
#1940 +(508)- [X]<Digested> hi krayons

<krayons> bleh

<al-x> heh

<al-x> spot the kid that has no seratonin left
#2104 +(667)- [X]<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the gear shifter..
#3026 +(73)- [X]<kisama> you know what's hilarious

<kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned

<kisama> then walking around all furtive

<DooD> ...

<kisama> hhahaha

<kisama> i did that today

<kisama> you'd think ppl would notice

<kisama> but i was in art all day

<kisama> with my zipper down

<kisama> and a long shirt

<DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P

<kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?
#5703 +(487)- [X]<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting.

<Epitaph> except it's not fun.
#5718 +(333)- [X][OutLore  ] OMFG

[Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG!
#7639 +(190)- [X]<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old

<o|ooo|o|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust
#8835 +(256)- [X]mike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in 'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.]

mike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!"
#10434 +(151)- [X]<bizzy> great, i get TWO doomed projects

<bizzy> "hey, we canned the guy doing this stuff too. Can you start work

on re-inventing the wheel asap?"
#10745 +(214)- [X]<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben, and STEAL BEN STEIN'S MONEY!
#10940 +(200)- [X]<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?

<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...

<Jess> OK

<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different

<Jess> how can I then

<Jess> ?
#36184 +(382)- [X]<Bloaty121> hmm i was just watching a jif commercial and now i want a peanut butter sandwich

<|404notfound> They're brainwashing you, watch out.

<Bloaty121> but i'm hungry

<|404notfound> That's what they want you to think.
#41736 +(133)- [X]<Lisa_W> ah, vevery woman's fantasy, 1,000,000s of mindless drones doing what she says....and they call her queen

<Lisa_W> but we'll only want the one that acts like a jerk lol
#41882 +(351)- [X]<@Dza> you g/f's so fat her pic is ~3 megs?
#41974 +(284)- [X]<Ramza> there's this wierd kid watching everything that I type sitting beside me

<Ramza> yes you

<Ramza> I don't see anyone else

<Ramza> go away obviously I don't want you to do this
#44730 +(-98)- [X]<Chris974> my logon on this computer doesnt let my use expolorer or oh thats right ANY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING so i have to use my cousin's logon and he is like 6, how demeaning

<DJ_Random> you think THAT'S demeaning?? you should have seen what i did to ya mum last night
#50701 +(284)- [X]<|TripleH|> Ever been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ some 15-year-old homeless girl and the roofies wear off and she starts to wake up? Do you just keep going, or do you hit her with a toaster or something and try to knock her back out? I never know what to do.
#60119 +(627)- [X]<Zaboomafoo`> aw ♥♥♥♥ someone help me!

<Zaboomafoo`> I happened to mention bukakke and my mom wondered what it was

<Zaboomafoo`> Im afraid shes gonna like, ask some of her japanese friends what it is and then find out!

<saijinsux> what did you tell her it was?

<Zaboomafoo`> a japanese food ;_;
#62230 +(435)- [X]<Vang> Hmm, he's suddenly awfully quiet.

<Paul> its tough typing with 1 hand.

<Paul> quote me on that and die, pigs.
#73018 +(361)- [X]<jerk> napster's death kinda ruined it for me.  I don't trust any of the programs out there now...too much spyware

<bloke> ahhh

<jerk> backdoors bigger than a transvestite's

<bloke> theres an expression that u just don't hear enough
#103215 +(564)- [X]<jeev> there are 2 things i hate in life

<jeev> racists and mexicans
#105245 +(397)- [X]<Halibut> Oh dear

<Halibut> I just tried to swat a fly with my cursor
#138615 +(317)- [X]<+Myke> omg you're such a gay poopooface

<+Myke> be mature
#147599 +(422)- [X]<Karnaugh> if sex is ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you're doing it wrong

<BinX> Or you're doing anal.
#154462 +(79)- [X]<DefToanz> I hate ugly girls with big tits...because you want to squeeze their tits, but don't want the rest of the body thats attatched to them

<NEGRO> thats why paper bags are one of the single best invintions ever.

<DefToanz> I prefer plastic...that way she dies and you have a couple days to enjoy them
#163301 +(9128)- [X]<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me

<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k

* Felacio sucks huge ♥♥♥♥

<Felacio> errr ME, not /me
#183584 +(409)- [X]<Kublah> stealing from drug dealers is like takin candy from a well armed baby
#192469 +(338)- [X]<codespace> who is the father of genetics?

<codespace> mendel?

<Swish> Dr. Genetalia

<codespace> go team.
#236904 +(446)- [X]<Jaz> You're catholic, right jay?

<@Jaayy> you and me both.

<Jaz> What are you giving up for lent?

<@Jaayy> Catholocism.

<Jaz> how ironic.
#266257 +(1432)- [X]<rzrblade> Yeah so my therepist told me the other day I had "skeptical realism."

<rzrblade> I looked at him like, "what the ♥♥♥♥?"

<rzrblade> And he says, "yeah i just made that up."
#268485 +(417)- [X]* Kavey starts talking to the internet in binary

<Alver> 10110101011111010100101011010111010100 Kavey? :)

<gavagai> Alver: watch the language

<Kavey> Alver: how dare you... my mother is a saint
#330261 +(19095)- [X]<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind
#378883 +(1261)- [X]<Underscore> /part and /quit are sitting on a boat, they weigh a total of 120kg, the moon is at waxing crescent and it is 12 degrees C outside. How much marzipan can a giraffe eat in 10 minutes?
#402242 +(2190)- [X][fris] whats the most rebel thing you have done

[O_o`] destroyed the death star
#409151 +(889)- [X]<rolo> alright, someone pls explain to me what the ♥♥♥♥ "it" is in the phrase "keep it real"

<draco> yeah, and how/why does it become fake?

<thrgy> and why the ♥♥♥♥ is everyone its keeper?!?!?!

* traxor has quit IRC (Quit: it has failed to be kept real in here)
#477397 +(1587)- [X]<Vash> /ctcp Bot doit passwd <command>

<Vash> try it!

<Kao> okay

-> [Bot] DOIT passwd msg #scripting I love babies

<bot> I love babies

-> [Bot] DOIT passwd /run shutdown -r -t 3 -c "byeeeee"

<Vash> ohhh

* Vash has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)

* Bot has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
#545197 +(1019)- [X]<Papa_Trousers> you ever think the guys who invented the word sex spelled it that way so we could type it with our left hands?
#575848 +(483)- [X]<myra> another accident?

<myra> what this time

<BWLaptop> 3rd grader running to catch the bus got hit by it

<BWLaptop> died at the scene

<karrde> guess he caught it...
#602223 +(1492)- [X](TarAldarion) just a bit shocked that my roommate is pregnant

(Ruu) was it a shock to her also?

(TarAldarion) dunno yet

(TarAldarion) havnt talked to her

(TarAldarion) read her blog
#664348 +(567)- [X]<ScriptBlue> the first thing I've been invited to in high school was our graduation party
#685827 +(1544)- [X]<cheater> legal drinking age in poland is "i have 3 dollars"
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