"#382 +(663)- [X]<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish

<Tum> like if its any good

<meps> just add water

<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach'
#616 +(108)- [X]<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the low-quality pictures
#1231 +(459)- [X]*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers

<vanity> wow

<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
#1273 +(358)- [X]<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return...

<Fakester> that could be a problem

<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home

<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc

<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that.

<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119

<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2
#2296 +(378)- [X]<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin'
#2960 +(636)- [X]<waterfire> All women are gay, or at least that's what they tell me
#6400 +(215)- [X]<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up from using their keyboards
#7839 +(155)- [X]<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9
#8125 +(511)- [X]<Avatar> who are you

<harold> oh ♥♥♥♥ off avatar. i see you've found another channel to ban n00bs in :)

<Avatar> oh good, we've met
#8351 +(400)- [X]<LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome ass
#9331 +(705)- [X]<@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore throat?

<mattlesko> let me look

<mattlesko> pg. 130

<mattlesko> "stop sucking ♥♥♥♥"
#10609 +(445)- [X](+aileur): man you guys rock

(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding

(@SeeDee): news here says 20

(+JoeYoung): eh?

(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system

(+JoeYoung): metric people

(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people
#11389 +(248)- [X]<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"
#11743 +(299)- [X]<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.
#11960 +(314)- [X]<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek

<Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone #

<Steve> You're a geek
#12271 +(181)- [X]<Colrblind> Dev: it could be worse.. you could have a mullet and actually think its cool
#18160 +(306)- [X]<MaxPower> so I'm on this ftp site today

<thammy> haha

<thammy> that sounds like the beginning of a bad geek joke
#22339 +(164)- [X]<Moo|TH> hi tyr

<Tyrion> hey Mooooooooooooooooo

<Tyrion> did I miss anything since you came online today?

<Moo|TH> erm

<Moo|TH> well

<Moo|TH> it turns out im really a woman

<Moo|TH> Deg is after my ass...again

<Moo|TH> and Damia is deeply in love with me

<Tyrion> so you've been daydreaming a lot?
#26768 +(256)- [X]<@kronz> dot <--

<@kronz> wait no

<@kronz> . <-- dot
#27914 +(414)- [X]<aiko> Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background.

<aiko> But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.
#34103 +(1207)- [X]*** V is now known as MissScarlet

<Foxworth> ...

<Foxworth> must...

<Foxworth> resist...

<Foxworth> urge...

*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen

*** Quits: MissScarlet (chime@resnet-47-197.dorm.utexas.edu) (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))
#36833 +(141)- [X]<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave        

<MidoriKid> Nope.  I have a four year contract.

<Oolong> you should get dishonorably discharged.

<Oolong> that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave    

<Oolong> it's a win-win situation
#42834 +(98)- [X]<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ?

<NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?
#46681 +(-71)- [X](panthernt) but theres this big black-ish cloud in detroit's general direction

<energize> that's just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reflecting into the sky
#49627 +(199)- [X](@existx) I CANNOT LISTEN TO TRANCE AND MAINTAIN A HARDON!
#50769 +(316)- [X]<Koult> ah yes, but fat people are harder to kidnap
#70279 +(164)- [X]<pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they think they know everything anyhoo

<Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for 'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny
#70460 +(291)- [X]<nolamerbro> i m god in cs

<nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls

<Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...
#71904 +(288)- [X]<un0> i want them to commit seppuku when they lose on iron chef
#76320 +(707)- [X]AlexKN3: i'll be a laughting stuck

AlexKN3: stick

Davey: STOCK YOU IDIOT
#77325 +(113)- [X]<Volksweasel> how odd...everyone appears to be...DEAD!!

* Volksweasel runs away screaming!

<Corin> hmm thats the way the thriller video turns out isnt it?
#98042 +(391)- [X]* [petey suspects I-Que of not being 1337!

<I-Que> I'm only 22!

<I-Que> not 1337
#105178 +(446)- [X]<Boycy> ooh, find me an ip :)

<Boycy> have a 3line batch file to send the same net send msg until you push Ctrl+C :D

<Hub-Security> boycy has ip: 137.222.226.67

<Kameleon> 137.222.226.67

<Boycy> excuse me for a few seconds...

<Boycy> ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Kameleon> lmao

<Boycy> I know how to find *my* ip you bastard

<Boycy> 600 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ net send boxes oh god I hate you
#126130 +(307)- [X]<Calren> CPU Usage: 102% score

<+Olanis> Is that possible?

<Calren> I'm throwing all my resources into running everything at top speed, lol

<+Andross> um, how do you do that

<Sterri> lovely, you trying to warm the room up?

<Calren> Andross: chant very, very hard

<Calren> and currently I'm trying to toast a poptart

<Sterri> on the cpu, right?

<Calren> it's sitting behind the fan
#146989 +(262)- [X]<Entriech> Theatre tickets are 91$ at the cheapest?

<Entriech> Jesus Christ.

<Entriech> What do they think I am, made of money?

<Entriech> Cause even if I was, that's like sawing my ♥♥♥♥ in half for theatre tickets.
#167844 +(1055)- [X]<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.

<Kevyn> What's scary about heaven?

<Phantomlord> dude, christians hang out there.
#196025 +(-956)- [X]<m00> Why does the mexican olympic team suck?

<m00> everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
#215341 +(554)- [X]<Tim> Well it tastes gay.

<Gerard> How do you know what "gay" tastes like?
#301791 +(2264)- [X][Turtle] hmm

[Turtle] ctfmon.exe

[Turtle] no jamacians capturing any flags on my computer that i know of
#416921 +(554)- [X]<berkley> that was wierd

<angled-diamond> berkley: what was?

<berkley> i walked into my friend's dorms room, and it was empty. but the computer was on, and it showed some chic getting it in the ass. so i closed the door and dropped my pants. midway into wacking off and i noticed something

<microfform> ?

<angled-diamond> ?

<berkley> there were no girls...and u know whats sad?

<angled-diamond> that you finished jerking off?

<berkley> ...yes
#420839 +(2012)- [X]<Siege>: Omg theres this really hot girl at my school.

<WarHawk>: Aww. Siegebear is in wuv.

<Siege>:Everytime she smiles i wanna ♥♥♥ all over her face.

<WarHawk>: Whoa
#420967 +(740)- [X]<whitay> i jus"