"#861 +(685)- [X]<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da ♥♥♥♥

<rob`> _________________________________________

<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL

<rob`> HELP ME
#1454 +(1614)- [X]<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?
#1528 +(623)- [X]<JDigital> We used to have this kick ass game when we were kids....

<VillainSede> Swallow the chlorine tabs?

<VillainSede> that one takes me back..
#5315 +(514)- [X]<Knighted> JLsoft: when i was flying into toronto, there was a good deal of cloud coverage and visibility was low. so i looked out the window and immediately though "this is like an N64 game"
#5406 +(1165)- [X]*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated.  by the file fairy.  I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'
#5579 +(499)- [X]<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly.
#5937 +(180)- [X]<hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played really gay house and 5 trance songs at the end and my e dident even work

<matts> your e didn't work? did you read the manual
#6619 +(240)- [X]<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav

<Jon^D> he's my hero

<Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind

<arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now

<Jon^D> I wish I was gay
#7278 +(291)- [X]( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?

( Lev       ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down
#7285 +(523)- [X]( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-

( Khorne-   ) fmita?

( Khorne-   ) whats fmita short for? =)

( Khorne-   ) "♥♥♥♥ me in the ass?" .p

( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it

( Fuzzy     ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it?
#7819 +(156)- [X]<kt> collars are still ugly on people.

<Adri784> What if you're roleplaying?

<kt> then you'll be an ugly roleplayer.

* Adri784 thinks about that

<Adri784> I guess i'll keep that in mind if i ever enter a sex slave relationship
#8335 +(398)- [X]<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!" "Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...."

<neored13> They should've given him Metal.

<GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker

<Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter.

<Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"
#9137 +(27)- [X]<Smoke> shoot me in face with a shotgun so i can't be identified
#9567 +(190)- [X]<[S]evered> UT has ♥♥♥♥ framerate

<[S]evered> how do I fix it?

<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option
#12032 +(115)- [X]<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc

<sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are the afgans and I am the US though.

<unswornangel> what? how so?

<sportsdoc> I rest my case
#12864 +(146)- [X]<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times."
#13426 +(760)- [X]<Glasses> Quebec is on fire?

<Glasses> I'm sure the rest of Cananda won't be too upset...

<Paul> Upset? THey started it.
#14638 +(946)- [X]<Noctornus-> you know what they say about a guy with small hands......

<+Anton> "He doesn't have big hands"?
#22517 +(555)- [X]*** Now talking in #jesus

<God> Ive come before you today, to say Im calling it quits.

<God> Ive created the universe..

<God> It was a mistake

<God> I didnt really like it from the beginning..

<God> This is just to inform you, the 'universe' project will be terminated shortly, it was long overdue.

<God> Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

<God> ta.

*** Parts: God
#23590 +(891)- [X]<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene

<Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?
#26357 +(267)- [X]*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.'

(@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs

(@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them?

(@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot man, seriously.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes.

(@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor?

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.
#37578 +(524)- [X]<rapty> I'm doing homowork. :(

<rapty> Err. homework.

<BLiZZ> ROFL.

<rapty> It was a typo. Seriously.
#38573 +(276)- [X]<Marcus> Heaven has no videogames. I saw for myself. It's just a bunch of old guys in tunics, laughing cause nobody has been admitted for the last three centuries.
#39553 +(1240)- [X]<SirChris> After using Yahoo, google, ask.com, etc.. to no avail, all I need to know is what currency uses £ as their symbol. I need to convert £189.00 into english dollars.
#41220 +(355)- [X]<MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup just in case" then I felt stupid

<MpTaNk> :\
#48933 +(0)- [X]<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic?
#60181 +(285)- [X]<Suave|Away> Oh, and don't DnD tonight.

<cow> dnd

<cow> ?

<cow> oh

<cow> yer

<cow> no way

<cow> !

<funnel|getreddy> dnd?

<Suave|Away> Either Dungeons and Dragons, or Drink n Drive

<Suave|Away> Either way, you're a bloody idiot
#65174 +(100)- [X]<an_ass733> How do you tell if your roommate is gay?  When his ♥♥♥♥ tastes like ♥♥♥♥.
#71590 +(140)- [X]<Nikita> we got like a foot of snow today

<Nikita> it sucked

--> stef (vix@staff.root.gg) has joined #lameindustries

--- LameServ gives channel half-operator status to stef

<Nikita> i shoveled the driveway and the stairs

<Iced_Eyes> hehe

<Iced_Eyes> i only got about 4 and 1/2 inches

<stef> argh! stupid dialup

<Rav3n> i remeber the good old days

<Rav3n> when i used to say that

<Rav3n> heh

<Nikita> stupid dialupt or only 4.5 inches?
#88364 +(111)- [X]<Azmodan> this is so useless

<Azmodan> 1 ping, 10 fps
#100524 +(215)- [X]<boyd> anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is "What was the easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary Institution?"

<boyd> if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put something like "i'm doing computer science, I  HAVE NO FRIENDS
#105481 +(1557)- [X]<gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus

<gweebz0r> 279 viruses

<gweebz0r> the best part was

<gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy

<gweebz0r> they use custom software

<gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw

<gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts
#124838 +(1144)- [X]<@Firebird> Anyone want the mpeg of the ABC special about pirating movies and tv shows?

<Psy> ...
#128823 +(46)- [X]<R36613> how is everyone tonight? A"