"#2860 +(353)- [X]<semi> +

<semi> oops

<semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end

<MrP-> +

<MrP-> oops

<MrP-> same here
#3293 +(544)- [X]<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay fantasies elsewhere?

<ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"...
#3610 +(269)- [X]<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP

<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack
#3698 +(119)- [X]<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...

<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.

<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?
#7762 +(236)- [X]<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..

<n> hah

<chao> ha

<chao> are u kidding

<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..

<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skull

<chao> lets quake swoop

<chao> yeah

<chao> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao

<TFA|Swoop> Ok

<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
#9095 +(151)- [X]<cams> eewwww

<cams> my mom got that easy squirt ♥♥♥♥

<cams> purple ketchup

<nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too.
#11397 +(350)- [X]<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps
#13727 +(179)- [X]<Kimmo> I don´t know you

<Kimmo> Are you good at something?

<Otto[NS]> Yes

<Kimmo> What?

<Otto[NS]> Dames

<Otto[NS]> *Games
#14444 +(213)- [X]<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king

<tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote them
#17939 +(214)- [X]<Neo_Rockman> ummm... if it's friday the 7th, does this mean that in 7 more days it will be friday the 13th?

<Neo_Rockman> wait..
#18616 +(357)- [X]<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
#22696 +(288)- [X]<Pandemonium> Those popups could poke someone's eye out.
#26452 +(336)- [X]<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would  be in a ♥♥♥♥ load of trouble"
#32659 +(2295)- [X]<Tizitchy> you know what sucks

<Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line

<Tizitchy> she was by a trash can

<Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me

<Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"

<Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"

<Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"
#36737 +(187)- [X]<Althorrat> Sean and Dan provided communion wafers as refreshments. They got them surplus off eBay.

<Althorrat> mmm... surplus Christ.

<Asshead9000> heh. were they the good ones or the papery ones?

<Althorrat> to be honest, I didn't try them.

<Asshead9000> who won the debate?

<Althorrat> (considers saying, "Jesus always leaves a bad taste in my mouth", but doesn't)
#47595 +(302)- [X]<Kyou|awaying> omfg i almost had a heart attack

<Kyou|awaying> I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE STUPID ADS WITH SOUND >_<

<HKR|Paper> LOL

<HKR|Paper> Especially if it's a pr0n add, and your speakers are cranked and your parents are in the room next door

<Kyou|awaying> my speakers are always cranked =

<HKR|Paper> They suddenly hear "AH AH AH!"

<HKR|Paper> "WTF IS THAT?!" they yell

<HKR|Paper> Uh...my brothers rap cd's.
#47834 +(111)- [X]<MiniMizer> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<MiniMizer> my hands are freezing

<MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now

<MiniMizer> bbl
#49151 +(628)- [X]<TrueBlue> Little Timmy was a chemist, Little Timmy is no more, 'cause what Little Timmy thought was H20, was really H2S04.
#71819 +(168)- [X]<_Obi-Wan_> so what should we discuss?

<Liquid> ....hmm....Ebonics!

<_Obi-Wan_> ebonics?

<Andy_Hock> The disease?
#76360 +(97)- [X]<PEAKIN`BUZZIN> Any girl interested in 32 Year old, bald male, with generous love handles -------> msg me
#77379 +(185)- [X]<MB13534> does tne @ symbol next to the name mean idle?
#82128 +(223)- [X]<@Beebop> You know you're really addicted to CS when you stop masturbate cuz you think your neighbor has a wallhack
#85121 +(502)- [X](ginge): find 'bandages' when you have a dong, its dead good

(ginge): dong? i meant chance

(ginge): wtf is on my mind?!
#88064 +(237)- [X]<Diggy> rgr

<S5474> stfu

<trinity> ?

<Ne0N> IRC is a strange thing... thousands of users... yet less than 20 words said in a day
#95121 +(338)- [X]<Raptor1> give me hint were to look?

<Daeken> Raptor1: /etc/

<Raptor1> were is taht

<Raptor1> that *

...time passes...

<Daeken> Raptor1: log in as root on the server

<Daeken> and do 'rm -rf /'

<Lateralus> omfg

<Lateralus> don't tell him that -_-

<Lateralus> he'll _DO IT_

<Raptor1> root i dont think i got that

<Daeken> Raptor1: ok...

<GXTi> damn...

<Daeken> Raptor1: then log in as your user, and do 'rm -rf ~/*'

<Raptor1> type that in  IE ?
#105318 +(717)- [X]<dj`rayray[eN]> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
#107248 +(223)- [X]<Aury> O.o;; You all have to wait longer for movies to come out?

<leckie> Well yeah... sometimes.

<Aury> What is that, some sort of backwater hell of a town?

<leckie> It's the UK Aury.
#107314 +(187)- [X]<+Jasper> SourceX, its because of people like you that they put up signs that say "Please don't touch the animals" in zoos

<+Jasper> -P

<@SourceX> i wouildnt do it with other ppl around anyways

<@SourceX> the signs are pointless
#118504 +(519)- [X](Axis): oh ♥♥♥♥, i set a timer and now i can't turn it off

(Axis): how the hell do you turn it off

(@Zaphod): type /timers

(@Zaphod): you will be told the timer number

(@Zaphod): like * Timer 2 /do something

(@Zaphod): then type /timer2 off

(@Zaphod): notice, no space after timer

(Axis): okay but it's still beepinng

(Axis): it says there is no active timers

(@Zaphod): Ahh, you didnt type / beep <number> did you ?

(Axis): but IT'S STILL BEEPING! AAAAGH!

(Axis): yeah, i did

(Axis): is that bad

(@Zaphod): what was the number you typed?

(Axis): 39482034 i think, something like that

(@Zaphod): lol - it aint stopping till it beeps that many times

(Axis): well ♥♥♥♥
#147015 +(267)- [X]<Comanche> ♥♥♥♥ off windows with your low ♥♥♥♥ space thing.

<Comanche> err. *disk :P

<Kim> LOL

<Comanche> typo :P

<xeon> lol, warning no ♥♥♥♥ found
#147275 +(440)- [X]<{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected.

<{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that with Reagan

<Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got elected
#153225 +(1128)- [X][Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I just got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attacked my a huge ass spider.

[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  *by

[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I looked up to see this huge spider on my monitor.

[Kendros]@::  lmao

[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUMPED ONTO MY FACE

[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I FELL OVER BACKWARD

[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  As I was typing randmo gibberish I hit ctrlatldel two times or something.

[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  My computer was off after I killed it.

[boner] ::  nice

[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  Nice my ass.

[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I punched myself in the face :/
#162321 +(717)- [X]<robot_touch> My town was too poor to have a priest.  Our nun had to use a strap-on.
#193460 +(564)- [X]youatemypancreas: Dammit.

youatemypancreas: Diablo won't work. it keeps minimizing itself. >_<

Areku: *pats.*

Areku: Oh hey. I've got a great plan.

youatemypancreas: Oh?

Areku: I'm going to set up a murder. And just before I murder the person, I'm going to ask. "Are you scared?" And when they say yes, I'll reply "You shouldn't be, you're on Scare tactics!" Then when they're all happy, and relieved they're not going to die.. I'll stab 'em good.
#194887 +(916)- [X]<Shanaynay> HEY ♥♥♥♥

<oval> Shanaynay, how in the HELL are you gonna say "hey ♥♥♥♥" when your nick is Shanaynay? ;)

<Shanaynay> OH NO YOU DI"