"#38 +(4250)- [X]<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg

<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
#139 +(472)- [X]<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
#1083 +(765)- [X]<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name

<timmo> chris

<timmo> is your w broken?

<thinkmad> no
#1142 +(559)- [X]<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this what you want?"

<BlackDeth> hah

<BlackDeth> stupid
#4151 +(139)- [X]<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead

<BucWork> he is in Europe

<BucWork> my dad works for the fbi
#5404 +(252)- [X]<JFelix> So they're ♥♥♥♥ but you still want them to suck your ♥♥♥♥? You ♥♥♥.

<Zoglog> what can I say

<Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers

<JFelix> Okay, you have a point.

<Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
#6127 +(245)- [X]<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc

<ambr> i thought you were taking about serial cable compression there... parity of 5
#6256 +(61)- [X]<HexRei> but i have had two ♥♥♥♥♥ and they frickin decimated me
#6781 +(494)- [X]<^o-o^> somebody told me once never to use the words "I", "myself" or "me" in a resume

<^o-o^> anybody here follow this rule ?

<DeLorean> No.

<DeLorean> It sounds wishy-washy.

<cafuego> I myself have never applied that rule to me.
#7442 +(562)- [X]<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background

<F|uke> Enya doesnt mind it either.,....she just sits, watches and plays
#8246 +(114)- [X]<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all guys are bi.

<JtHMx> *shrug* find out

<BathTub>  I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want chicks to be bi'

<JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi
#8464 +(218)- [X]<jamesm> what's a java strategy?

<undrewb> jamesm : its a paradigm shift to e-leverage your legacy OLTP system to implement pervasive business systems

<jamesm> is it like a builder with a 'brick strategy' ?
#13419 +(127)- [X]<|Rayden|> Chapter 15 - Making Your Web Sites Accessible to Impaired and International Users    <----does this mean drunk people?
#13457 +(450)- [X]<bugg> hrm

<bugg> $280 million jackpot

<bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars
#14429 +(171)- [X]<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix

<PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)

<DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints
#14591 +(117)- [X]<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me?

<+xenu> 100,000$

<@odoyle> not a penny

<@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free

<@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom?

<@odoyle> nah

<@[KdAwG]> pft

<@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;)
#15570 +(396)- [X]<piglet3> [info] #gaysm      5       Don't f*&% with the topic PIG

<piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they can't bring themselves to spell out `♥♥♥♥'.
#16086 +(571)- [X]<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic

<MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk

<MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move
#19883 +(358)- [X]<@hypnotix> dammit this sucks.. i got Daikatana for my b-day
#20623 +(329)- [X][aq] i love irc quotes

[ob0t] i hate them

[ob0t] i always end up looking like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#25502 +(354)- [X]<dinarchvs> my friend sobel just had a great idea

<dinarchvs> ♥♥♥♥ this 3d-accelerating game video hardware

<dinarchvs> we need smut-specific hardware

<dalias> ?

<dinarchvs> like an on the fly compression/decompression chip that specializes in compressing fleshtones in images to save bandwidth

<dalias> hahaha

<dalias> dude, go get some

<dinarchvs> or hardware-based algorithms to help render smut faster

<dinarchvs> like a nipple algorithm to accelerate nipple drawing

<dalias> you're developing a pr0n obsession

<dinarchvs> a special ♥♥♥♥ rendering chip

<dinarchvs> that can draw over 2000 ♥♥♥♥♥/second

<auspex_> there is pr0n specific hardware... gigabit ethernet
#36829 +(282)- [X]<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper
#39364 +(199)- [X]<Paradigm> I wish I had one of those rental cars that blow up after you're finished with it.

<Shadowtext> Para--they ALL do if you plan it right.
#43319 +(100)- [X]<Frank> Dude, I Just came back from the gamers guild!

<Eli> Yea, And?

<Frank> The Owner is Like 80, And He was hitting on me!

<Eli> Dude, Thats Like Necrophilia, Except, He's not dead yet!
#44738 +(175)- [X]CodeMaster007x2: I gotta go play "drums" with my sister..brb
#48306 +(-70)- [X]<Futility>  ...George Harrison? He died or something?

<Rufus>  Yeah.

<Rufus>  Throat cancer, or something

<Munin>  APPARENTLY, SEMEN IS CARCINOGENIC!
#49814 +(159)- [X]<LinuxWolf> I love my stuffed tux

<RichiH> LinuxWolf: as long as you don't love-stuff your tux...
#50946 +(485)- [X]<yuethomas> so I'm not a psychopath. Boohoo.

<Dom> Well, psychopath doesn't mean murderer or killer

<Dom> They're just more likely to

<Dom> They tend to appear very intelligent, only their vocabulary is very extensive, but if you are intelligible about the topic they're discussing you will usually find it has no real substance.

<Dom> Just lots of misused or illogical jargon

<yuethomas> Case in point. o_o

<yuethomas> and cliches, i'm sure

<Dom> Yep

<Dom> And they drift from topic to topic very easily

<yuethomas> speaking of the weather

<Dom> :D

<Dom> Thanks, I brushed it this morning

<yuethomas> Did it grow?

<Dom> And how

<yuethomas> I know eh

<Dom> I'll have to paint it one day

<yuethomas> Use some duct tape too

<Dom> and hotpants
#53583 +(2615)- [X]<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em?

<kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror

<kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look

<Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sink?

<kolby> huh?

<kolby> ...♥♥♥♥
#74579 +(119)- [X]<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# man how to get laid

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for how

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for to

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for get

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for laid

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> root@black-jes:/etc/mail#

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> <|:]

<Nikita> sucks

<Nikita> see if there is an RFC for that

<Nikita> maybe a mini HOW-TO or something...
#76964 +(274)- [X]<DJ_Phatiguez> there is a way you can actually do a jedi mind trick?

<cow> of course there is

<@tolikin-skywalk> DJ_Phatiguez: rohypnol

<Githzerai> Why does he wave his hand then?

<cow> misdirection

<DJ_Phatiguez> ahahah i got ejected from a pub for trying to do a jedi mind trick when they ID'd me

<DJ_Phatiguez> 'you dont need to see any identification.'
#78873 +(232)- [X]<[NSGuide]Greedo386> I'm American.  I respect the Bill of Rights.  Freedom of Speech is one of the greatest parts of being American.  That being said, you have no rights in here, whatsoever.
#86224 +(483)- [X]<Dirtbiker> howd all of u learn how to do this crap?

<@nomis> hit f1

<@nomis> frequently

<Dirtbiker> in here?

<@nomis> in flash

<Dirtbiker> but thats the shortcut to help
#103489 +(170)- [X]<Catmando> hmm.. apparently friendster requires friends

<Jemte> yea that sucks

<fdog> LOL

Topic (#clemson): changed by fdog: <Catmando> hmm.. apparently friendster requires friends
#108730 +(273)- [X]<RjT> I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a chipmunk

<Osmosis> e"