"#345 +(1832)- [X](@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear

(@X2-down) er screamed
#2579 +(942)- [X]<peng> NOT JUST A PEN

<peng> A LIGHT UP PEN

<peng> IT GLOWED

<peng> IT WAS AWESOME

<peng> IT GAVE ME JOY

<Amanda> SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU

<peng> I think she used it as a dildo.
#3579 +(262)- [X]<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without whacking

<Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate the occasion

<Slant> that now I can whack

<Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right
#3710 +(128)- [X]<Epesh> I wish I was in control of all hiring

<Epesh> for everywhere

<Epesh> McD's would have no labour shortage
#3835 +(692)- [X]<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P

<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?
#4105 +(547)- [X]* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it

[dodgearse] wow... that dont sound right

* dodgearse needs to learn to think about what hes going to say before saying it...
#4157 +(59)- [X]<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that.
#4389 +(222)- [X]<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF JUICY FRUIT"
#5242 +(176)- [X]<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels
#5304 +(3005)- [X]<pdksh> jesus h christ

<pdksh> 'i got tired of that screensaver on that other computer so i turned it off'

<pdksh> my sister hard-shutdown my bsd box.

<pdksh> in the middle of a kernel compile.

<pdksh> not to mention that the little blinky light on the hub was annoying her

<pdksh> so she pulled out that wire too

<pdksh> ...

<pdksh> and she managed to rip a wire pair out of the wire.

<pdksh> yet she wants to be a cs major in college.

<dmaster-> I would beat her into a coma

<pdksh> dmaster-: im about to. either that or change her aim password so she jumps off a bridge.

<bob354> pdksh: haha a cs major?

<pdksh> bob354: yeah... 'i like to surf the internet and chat on aim to all my friends all the time so im good with computers and im good at that microsoft wordart. mom said i should go to computer school like you!'
#5415 +(620)- [X]<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ?

<med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho
#5667 +(73)- [X]<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much ♥♥♥ nothing but air?
#6662 +(214)- [X]<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable

<jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!?

<jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style
#8376 +(562)- [X]<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower

<Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot

<Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment
#9237 +(442)- [X]<jixn|breakfast> BRB: Going to Europe.
#9921 +(-26)- [X]<Noisedragon> hey chris

<Noisedragon>      C   H   R   I   S

<Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff"

<Noisedragon> hhhhhhhh
#11123 +(607)- [X]<Spike> You know what I want to do? I want to go on eBay and buy all the

souvenier pieces of the Berlin wall, then reconstruct it along the Mexican border
#12303 +(514)- [X]<baldurk> btw, happy independance day!!

<baldurk> although in england we call it thanksgiving day
#13370 +(484)- [X]<HuStLe> Today I was was flirting with this hot girl in the halls after school but once again my computer screwed me over

<Netminder> How so?

<HuStLe> Well I was gettin far with her, then she me a secret about her and her ex, I went to laugh, but guess what came out.

<HuStLe> Me - "Laugh out Loud", I actually said laugh out loud. :(
#14697 +(556)- [X]<kRadD3ViL> ♥♥♥♥♥ n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!!

<evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women

<kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b?

<evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated

<kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337!
#21918 +(648)- [X]<Funk> I think the puppet on the left supports my views. No, I think the puppet on the right supports my views the best. Hey, they're both held by the same man! GO BACK TO SLEEP AMERICA, YOUR GOVERNMENT IS IN CONTROL

<craNKGod> WE NEED TO REVOLT

<Funk> Trust me, you Americans are revolting enough
#23542 +(117)- [X]<v33n> ok skep is gone mad, he is stabbing him self now

*** v33n sets mode: +b *!*@d226-65-122.home.cgocable.net

*** v33n was kicked by v33n (i'll unban you when you sleep)
#33594 +(286)- [X]<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes

<Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh?

<Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on

<Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access

<Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access
#34056 +(301)- [X]<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike...

<aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D"

<aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
#36784 +(102)- [X]<bleepstreet> i have 2 dvd drives showing up in my computer but i only have 1

<bleepstreet> how do i delete one of them?

<NE|Strand`WAGr> maybe it had babys?

<bleepstreet> then how do i abort teh baby?

<eyesore> coat hanger and draino
#41814 +(23)- [X]<WillaCuz> i dont wanna ride solo though

<pagan> ya batman aint ♥♥♥♥ w/o robin :(

<pagan> just another ♥♥♥♥♥ in an expensive car

<WillaCuz> yup
#43203 +(109)- [X]TagDN: 20 min to install

TagDN: 30 sec to delete

TagDN: gotta love m$
#44985 +(1037)- [X]<LieparDestin> i challenged god to a duel once

<LieparDestin> the next day my rabbit died

<LieparDestin> i guess i lost :(
#46953 +(952)- [X]<Sock_Monkee> woot, the hot checkout girl at the market was checking me out again today

<OceanWave_> of course she was checking you out, you were in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ supermarket line!
#50385 +(442)- [X]<gerrard> siiiiigh

<gerrard> nothing like sitting around in your boxers at 4 am

<gerrard> mouse in one hand

<gerrard> can of mountain dew in the other

<}Phoenix{> ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth

<gerrard> ya..

<gerrard> hey wait
#50827 +(364)- [X]* Ouroboros does a robot dance in FLB's pants.

<FLB> ...

<Ouroboros> Well.

<Ouroboros> I mean.

<Ouroboros> You have spare pants, right?

<FLB> Yeah! Of course!

<FLB> That's what you meant

<Ouroboros> Yes.

<Ouroboros> It is.

<FLB> Umm.

<FLB> You can keep that pair.

<FLB> They're on the house.

<Ouroboros> KTHX
#53514 +(202)- [X]<@Psych0> I wake up to find that someone created a folder in my shared

Folder

<@Psych0> Called Psycho is gay

<@Psych0> Furthermore i find two instances of nimda in it

<@Psych0> anyone find that weird?

<@Forty> Sounds normal

<@Forty> Did you update Windows lately?  It's in service pack 2

<@Psych0> I have win 98

<@Psych0> :

<@Forty> Yeah that sounds right
#55872 +(47)- [X]<[N]> if a chick just comes over gives u head and leaves

<[N]> it just rules

<[N]> for lazy ppl

<[N]> u could even irc while getting the job done

<WTM2K> would that be like road head?

<[N]> hahah

<WTM2K> irc head... geek version of road head
#77029 +(842)- [X]<Dj|Gallow> TUNE IN

<Dj|Gallow> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<IntrepiD`GNR> Dj|Gallow: we have children present

<Dj|Gallow> sorry

<Dj|Gallow> TUNE THE ♥♥♥♥ IN KIDS
#79881 +(117)- [X]* Lolita_ (ask@sg-14926.mweb.co.za)"