"#43 +(5220)- [X]<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.
#65 +(186)- [X]<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY
#2098 +(910)- [X]<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to brag about their hardware

<digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM 4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX

<digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night
#3630 +(6799)- [X]<blazemore> omg i love this song

<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)

<Javi> blazemore:  yeah, that's a bad ass song
#4476 +(481)- [X]<Dreq> is there anyway to get the DOS version?

<andy> the dos version of win98?

<Dreq> yes
#4801 +(283)- [X]<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today

<kisama_> ♥♥♥♥ thugs

<kisama_> thugs will amount to ♥♥♥♥ later

<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses

<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"
#5747 +(3)- [X]<Auger> i stayed in a hospital when i was in second grade and i peed my bed cause i couldn't get up and i was too scared to call someone in
#6545 +(251)- [X]<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me

<Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me!

<Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal!
#6782 +(229)- [X]<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it

<^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of Xemacs"

<drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he can't use that version of Xemacs
#7094 +(244)- [X]<Kyle|> I AM THE MOST STRONGER PROGRAMMING MEN IN THE WORLD!!!!!
#8997 +(169)- [X]<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want..

<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )

<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<
#26590 +(732)- [X]<Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today.

<Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online...

<Greywolf2001ca> ....♥♥♥♥
#39092 +(96)- [X]<WintrHawk> I fart a lot in my jeep so if thieves try and break in to steal something, the gas will repel them
#43747 +(246)- [X]<alicetr> is anyone good with win2k networking?

<fatbrain> alicetr: just ask

<MBoffin> Maybe he did ask. Maybe he's doing a survey.
#46640 +(89)- [X]<Udeth> i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE counterstrike-players

<Udeth> i hope they all die.

<Udeth> irl
#46810 +(880)- [X]<Freezer> crap whered i put my assignment paper for the access thing

--> twentydead has joined #linux

<twentydead> in ur butt

<-- twentydead has left #linux

<twentydead_serv> man who was that

<Freezer> i wonder
#49349 +(146)- [X]<Compute> man I'm going insane here..I hope katie decides not to go clubbing tomorrow night :|

<Mercster> com: so lay down the law and tell her not to go.

<Compute> merc:  I don't think she'd pay any attention ;)

* Mercster hands compute the pants.
#50253 +(256)- [X]<Bemlet> he respects subtilty. you just have to use a lot of it at once.
#55599 +(262)- [X]<freshbob> man, this banana is huge

<freshbob> i don't think bananas this big are natural

<freshbob> they must be genetically engineered or something

<manna> dude, it's not natural, but you have to give your ass a chance to relax
#58032 +(691)- [X]<Krasny> I have a bet with a friend he claims Sydney is not the capitol of Australia LOL

<PsychoFreak> Uhhh

<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA

<PsychoFreak> Sydney isn't the capital of Australia

<PsychoFreak> you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA
#71204 +(465)- [X]<Lady> wat does your nick mean or stand for

<Gandalf> you serious?

<Lady> wat i say

<Gandalf> I just can't believe that you don't know where Gandalf comes from

<Lady> sorry i'm way behind you lovey

<Gandalf> it's ok.. do you watch porn?

<Lady> not that much

<Gandalf> oh ok.. it's the name of a porn star

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#75838 +(312)- [X]<Grim> I have figured out a way to cut email spam in half

<Grim> Instead of "Make your penis larger" and "Lose 20 pounds", we can just have "Redistribute your weight".

<Grim> :p
#76726 +(456)- [X]<@Ne[r]d> my father just walked behind me, and saw one of the buttons on the taskbar "AltaVista's Babe..." :O

<@Ne[r]d> he wanted to see it :p

<@Lizard> lol

<@Vader> lol

<@Vader> Sure, dad, translate away!
#83627 +(10467)- [X]<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
#101689 +(1145)- [X]<@Pr|cK> oi shan on sunday last week at footlocker when i was buying new shoes

<@Pr|cK> there was this REALLY HOT chick working there right

<@Pr|cK> anyway i went in to buy shoes, and she saw my $500 sunnies

<@Pr|cK> and she gave me her number

<@cray> pfft that's nothing...i went into this shop and waved around my expensive gun, and the chick behind the counter gave me all her money
#103597 +(864)- [X]<Ozymandias> WTF is an accronym
#103965 +(328)- [X]<PickleC> I want to read

<PickleC> but I have this disease

<PickleC> called

<PickleC> L-A-Z-Y

<Carly> so you just guess whats on the screen then?
#106877 +(168)- [X]< maria> iMacs look a little like breasts with some sort of appendage stuck on where the nipple should be

<@pearlbear> maria: !

< maria> what?!

< maria> they do!

<@pearlbear> they do, now, don't they

< karynn> maria needs to get laid

<@pearlbear> why didn't I ever notice that.

<@pearlbear> I mean those circles of vents on the top...

* pearlbear now has a new reason to love her iMac
#107493 +(909)- [X]<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it

<@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n?

<@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it

<@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that ♥♥♥♥ while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something

<@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself
#115490 +(239)- [X]<aen> That's weird. I thought someone told me .bins were better than .isos because you can repair them more easily or something, but also that it had compression.

<Gayo> He was a .bin propagandist, tricking you with his honeyed lies.
#124033 +(420)- [X]<Kaster> Here's a quesiton: if you could kill one person, and you were guaranteed you would not get caught, who would you kill and why?

<Tomekeeper> I would kill Pauly Shore.  If anyone needs that explained they should be next on the list.
#135909 +(182)- [X]<cdk> the computer admin at the office is just the kinda LINUX 0wnZ WIND0wZ nazi

<cdk> and he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paranoid

<cdk> and he smells

<@noosie> most linux guru's smell

<@noosie> linux before personal hygiene... that's their moto

<cdk> do most linux guru's whistle and make awful jokes and hysterically laugh at their OWN jokes?
#181500 +(1337)- [X]<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl...

<Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days ar"