"#1095 +(124)- [X]<enex> sux!

<LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/
#1661 +(435)- [X]<Xerox> STOP CONTROLLING MY MIND!

<DigiGnome> If I did that, you'd fall into a lifelss heap by your computer, and only be found days later when the neighbours get suspicious about the change of smell coming from your room.
#1962 +(51)- [X](dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom
#3223 +(1183)- [X]<[prefix]> hahahah

<[prefix]> I just read the funniest ♥♥♥♥

<[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone #

<[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass
#4247 +(1752)- [X][Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!?
#6713 +(228)- [X]<Targaff> MUD = fighting and stuff, MUSH = sitting around getting collectively high ovr a net connection
#6949 +(411)- [X]<dh> man irc is a waste of time...i should go play quake or something...
#6958 +(18)- [X]<ZXTPKNNOBBBSSCS> rosy palm pilots?
#7332 +(247)- [X]<AshiFoo> I just need a life now

<AshiFoo> and a faster 'net connection
#7529 +(74)- [X]<yunicus> i could ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crack your head like a walnut with my clit
#7770 +(270)- [X]<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc?

<Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire"

<Destruct> ?

*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )

<booger> type /server fxfire instead

<booger> that might work better

*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
#8148 +(172)- [X]<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

*** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now?)
#8484 +(267)- [X]<Bobski> goconnect. the internet equivalent of the dole.

<jamesm> what is it?

<Bobski> a freebie internet service for those who blew their last 5 bucks on mcdonalds

<jamesm> how do they make money?

<Bobski> you install a wanky dialer and it spatters your screen with ads. mostly mcdonalds ads actually :)

<jamesm> in case you find another fiver
#10197 +(591)- [X]<Trendarth> wb

<Yamatto> ta

<Trendarth> np

<@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days...

<Trendarth> dk

<Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour

<@antix> ok
#16676 +(1300)- [X]Stinkysteven67: I love married with children. Its a great show.

Lucy17: It's ok, One thing that bugs me about that show,

In the pilot series they had Al bundy sounding like he was from Brooklyn

or something when they are supposed to be from Chicago.

Stinkysteven67: Where do you think brooklyn is dork?

Lucky17: Its in new york goofball, chicago is in illinios.

Stinkysteven67: Oh sorry, I've never been good at geometry.

Lucy17: Umm yea..
#23051 +(123)- [X]<Harlequin> i got ♥♥♥ fired from westnet coz i cheated in cs
#24942 +(116)- [X]icecubes32: i don't like small tvs

icecubes32: i have to squint

fromullins: you are always squinting

fromullins: you're chinese
#34298 +(249)- [X]<DoctorRiff> captain planet didnt teach me to save the earth, it taught me to stab hippies for giving me crap cartoons
#34603 +(10)- [X]<miv> i'm gona take a nap

<miv> i'll dedicate this nap to all the hoes in japan

<miv> all the 10-14 yearolds
#42109 +(107)- [X]<sumluzr> anime is part of a japanese conspiracy to lower the collective intelligence of america!

<sumluzr> um... never mind, it can;'t get anuy lower ;)
#42331 +(580)- [X]<Dezzy> actually i was looking for girlie porn for my boyfriend

<Beerman> you're a girlie

<Beerman> you can MAKE girlie porn!

<Dezzy> hm.... true...
#43742 +(85)- [X][Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!)

[V-raggy] my condom ue'd

[V-raggy] :[
#45814 +(173)- [X]<ineffable> i hear semen is an acquired taste too

<Hunter> speaking of which, i havent had a drink in more than a month
#47236 +(27)- [X]* BriteNite evens out gwen's ass

<Gwenllian> thank you, dear

<Genin> BriteNite: with donor tissue?
#51418 +(189)- [X]<NyseriA> i think i should inform you that i am totally naked at the keyboard.....and i just sat on a box of screws :(((((((((((((

<Weebl> is your webcam on nys?
#54343 +(1517)- [X]* Lilmuckers hugs iphopper

* iphopper reciprocates the hug

* Lilmuckers grabs iphoppers lowest common factor and makes it proportianal to 1 over 2

* iphopper primes lil's hug

* Lilmuckers differentiates iphopper gradient

* Lilmuckers takes the second differential to work out the highest and lowest points

* Lilmuckers looks about at the assembled masses confused faces and blushes

* iphopper tries to find lil's limit as it approaches x, and the derivative of that value

<ragnarok2040> okay, who said maths geeks could cyber in here?
#58301 +(150)- [X]<Oreo_Boy> Wal-Mart = microsoft with groceries
#60119 +(627)- [X]<Zaboomafoo`> aw ♥♥♥♥ someone help me!

<Zaboomafoo`> I happened to mention bukakke and my mom wondered what it was

<Zaboomafoo`> Im afraid shes gonna like, ask some of her japanese friends what it is and then find out!

<saijinsux> what did you tell her it was?

<Zaboomafoo`> a japanese food ;_;
#62557 +(264)- [X]<LayMon> PH33r me

<themage> AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

<LayMon> woot

<LayMon> i am pheered

* LayMon (c6c2@65.119.99.99) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))

<themage> oooh, I though you said "PEER me" ... my bad
#76329 +(626)- [X]<Nozz> ♥♥♥♥♥

<Nozz> Just saw an article about a child dying in a house fire

<Nozz> and the banner ad for some cdrw said "Burn Baby Burn!"
#76938 +(724)- [X]<Anatole> Drug money supports terrorism. Oil money supports terrorism. Tax money supports terrorism.

<Anatole> I just cut out the middlemen and write a check each week for ten dollars, made out to "TERRORISM."

<Ein> sweet

<Ein> where do I mail my check?

<Anatole> Wherever. The terrorists will find it.
#82154 +(209)- [X]<Dyn|work> just say BREASTS and pike is wide awake

<molo> BREASTESES

<pike|sl33p> HI MOLO!
#104383 +(15645)- [X]bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was caus"